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post Aug 9 2008, 03:45 AM
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I have only 5 words for you:

ROUND. THE. WORLD. YACHT. RACE.


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post Aug 9 2008, 03:46 AM
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They sail in a circle. Kill your television.


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post Aug 9 2008, 03:52 AM
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I had a friend - a University graduate in Law believe it or not - who one day let slip her belief in how the universe worked.

She truly believed that the world had 7 suns, and that some were hotter than others. That is why Africa has this huge deserty thing - because it has one of the hottest suns, whereas Europe has a cooler sun. She was adamant about this view - which she had invented as her education had never provided her with the answers.

I like these stories. Much more interesting than the real thing.

Just out of interest - in your view - what does go on at the edges? I bet there is a wall, with a banner on it of Oscar the Grouch saying "The known reality was brought to you today by Coca Cola, and the number 7"


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post Aug 9 2008, 03:56 AM
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Edge?


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post Aug 9 2008, 05:06 AM
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Oh, so is this a quantum mechanics thing we are talking here? Where multi-dimensional space folds in on itself creating the illusion of length, breadth, height? We have to exist in this space as energy forms so we have to agree on what is out there - hence systems like inventions of cars and things to explain how we as energy forms are moving through space and time.

Or is it you are not FunkBone but FunkBono - that crass sunglass obsessive shit-tit, and you were distracted by your lead guitarist?


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post Aug 9 2008, 06:41 AM
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There are no edges. If you were able to walk a straight line you would keep going and going and not return to your start point. You will never be able or allowed to perform this experiment.


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post Aug 9 2008, 08:52 AM
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No, 'cause I'd walk into the fucking ocean, wouldn't I.



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post Aug 9 2008, 09:23 AM
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I don't wish to be rude Funkbone, but haven't you done this one before? The one where you lead everyone into an argument before dancing around crowing "HA! I'd already said I don't really believe in a flat earth; the clues were there from the start and because you missed them, thus I win!"

Couldn't you do something, I dunno, original?


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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
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So, like, a, your saying, a, if I continue digging my hole to China, I, a, won't get there?


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post Aug 9 2008, 01:30 PM
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Well, no, not even if the Earth was round. You'd just burn alive in the molten core of the Earth.

So that's it, at the edges of the map space just continues to infinity?


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like light said, old and unoriginal


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Oh hey, I didn't even read that. Still, I think it's hard to claim ownership on the idea of the Earth being round. Maybe in Galileo's time, but not now.

FB always makes me think in ways I couldn't (want to, burn!), but at the same time I question his reasoning.

Believing the Earth is flat is an expression for being behind the times. Like you say, "Hey FB, you're still playing Dreamcast?" And I say, "Please, FB's so behind the times he still thinks the Earth is flat!"

Okay, shitty example. It's been a rough day. I saved a dog from drowning at the beach and rode home in an ice cream truck.


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You should start using that picture after completely serious posts, like after conspiracy arguments.

I'll leave you with just the end of a joke, no beginning.

"...and so I said, "Honey, you don't need those Graham Crackers in your mouth. I can finish fine without those!"


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