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post Apr 4 2010, 06:15 AM
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QUOTE(Ashe @ Apr 2 2010, 11:27 AM) *

When Sean's customers enter his rectum, they experience a truth known to few.


I think I will stick to dropping LSD, but thanks for the heads up....no pun intended.


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post Apr 4 2010, 09:49 AM
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post Apr 6 2010, 05:03 AM
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post Apr 8 2010, 02:50 AM
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Why must we travel all the way to Sean's myspace to hear the latest from BA? Just seems odd. Request permission to engage.


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post Apr 9 2010, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE(FunkBone @ Apr 8 2010, 06:50 PM) *

Why must we travel all the way to Sean's myspace to hear the latest from BA? Just seems odd. Request permission to engage.


What's going on with the Myspace thing? I'm in my room with the radio on, videos playing, I'm reading stuff, but I STILL NEED MORE INFORMATION!

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post Apr 10 2010, 04:37 AM
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post Apr 10 2010, 04:22 PM
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Double whammy right there. The prophet Hicks and Bedlam.


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post Apr 13 2010, 11:54 PM
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post Apr 14 2010, 10:32 AM
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Next they'll try to invade our rectums...oh wait...


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post Apr 20 2010, 12:18 AM
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So, because I performed in a mate's show this year, I got a Yellow Pass to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival- entry to any show- free. Our show finished two weeks into the festival, and that night we went to the Tuxedo Cat to bear witness to the truth at The Phatcave, MC'ed by Mickey D.

First, Nick Sun. Nick divides audiences into two groups: me and my friends; and people who walk the path of Correctitude. (But at the Phat Cave, he was among friends- this being the motherfucking underground, where- as Steve Hughes later pointed out- people read books.)

Nick Sun, Dr. Brown, Steve Hughes (and Reginald D. Hunter at The Forum) gave me what I want from comedy: intellect that isn't interested in jerking you off. Which in Dr. Brown's case is extra-special because he barely says a word in an hour long show.

We saw a lot of comedy, met many wonderful people, and walked away from that festival rather pleased with ourselves. My lady was overjoyed to get up during Simon Brodie's show 'Fitzroyalty' and tell a story about cleaning the toilets at the Punters Club. It was the last night of the festival and as she mimed the act of taking a dump into her hand I thought, "That's my girl". These are my people.
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post Apr 20 2010, 11:34 AM
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Truly wish I would've enjoyed that as well. Are there are vids of these guys around on youtube?


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post Apr 20 2010, 09:24 PM
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QUOTE(Ashe @ Apr 21 2010, 03:34 AM) *

Truly wish I would've enjoyed that as well. Are there are vids of these guys around on youtube?


Nick Sun, Reginald D. Hunter and Steve Hughes definitely have stuff on Youtube, though Nick's clips don't give a great indication of where he's at now. Since then he's toured with Doug Stanhope and ah, branched out...
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post Apr 21 2010, 06:03 AM
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Gotcha. I'm curious about Dr. Brown. That sounds like it was a really interesting show.


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post Jun 2 2010, 10:43 PM
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post Jun 4 2010, 12:50 AM
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"... just as a cannibal eats his enemy's heart to gain his strength, we eat a hamburger to gain the courage and wisdom of the mighty cow..."
- Rev. Ivan Stang

Documentaries on the food industry are certainly enough to make you want to kill your own meat.


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