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BadAlbert
post Dec 13 2006, 10:54 AM
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76 members riding upon the back on the new cow. Who are these people and why?


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post Dec 13 2006, 11:02 AM
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Whooooooo...are you....who-oo...oo-ooo....? Great song.

Hi. i'm Robbie, I'm an Aries, my measurements are 36 - 42 - 38, and I'm a shameless self-promotor operating mainly on more succesful comedians' websites. I survive mainly on Sugarpuffs.


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post Dec 13 2006, 11:55 AM
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Hi Iam Nailfreak Randi. I live somewhere in Southern California and I am a sagittarius (pardon My spelling on this one). Nice to meet you Bad Albert. Welcome aboard. you are the man!!!! biggrin.gif tongue.gif


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post Dec 13 2006, 12:18 PM
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My name's Dr. Death. I'm this guy who posts on here sometimes.


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post Dec 13 2006, 01:34 PM
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My name is Betty. I like fish. My hobbies include clam digging, highway survey crew, idol worship, and walking across shards of broken glass in my bare feet. My last date was with poster nut bag, but it didn't work out due to a tiny penis. I need some girth. Am I right ladies? Tiny penis holders should be exiled to tiny penis island. I haven't time for tiny penis'.

Call me for a date at my toll free 800 number. 1-800-BETTYLICIOUS. You can see some naked pictures of me at bettylicious.org.

This mugshot of me should really get your blood boiling.

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post Dec 13 2006, 05:16 PM
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This would have been the perfect place to use that Juggernaut line but now its played out. Oh well what can you do.
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post Dec 14 2006, 08:42 AM
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I'm still Dr. Death.


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post Dec 14 2006, 01:33 PM
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I'm a sick person, I laughed at this this -



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I'm also highly allergic to penicillin and should wear a medi-alert, but I don't. It's called living life on the edge.


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post Dec 14 2006, 01:42 PM
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QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Dec 14 2006, 02:33 PM) *

I'm a sick person, I laughed at this this -
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I'm also highly allergic to penicillin and should wear a medi-alert, but I don't. It's called living life on the edge.



I've fallen and I can't get up! (brits might not get this one.....it was an american commercial.....sorry advertisment)


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post Dec 15 2006, 09:36 AM
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I like peanut butter sandwiches.


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post Dec 15 2006, 10:06 AM
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I'm Light. I'm a Scorpio. I have the biggest ego in the western hemisphere, and unashamedly bully bullies until they become obsessed with me.
If I have ever made you angry, then I am better than you. If I have never made you angry, then I am better than you.
Just over a month ago, I shouted "You sicken me!" at William Hague. It was one of the finest moments in my life.
I have killed a man.


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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
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post Dec 15 2006, 10:18 AM
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<Cough> Homo! <Cough>


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post Dec 15 2006, 10:22 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Dec 15 2006, 10:18 AM) *

<Cough> I'm still unfeasibly gay<Cough>


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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
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post Dec 15 2006, 10:28 AM
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<Cough> Yes you are! <Cough>


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post Dec 15 2006, 10:38 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Dec 15 2006, 10:28 AM) *

<Cough> I fear being exposed as an underachiever whose only sense of belonging comes from words on a cpu screen <Cough>


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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
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