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post Dec 20 2006, 05:01 AM
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Well, I think Bjork has a weird sexual energy about her, turns out some good songs too.


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post Dec 20 2006, 06:39 AM
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Does anybody else think this looks like Harland Williams ?

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post Dec 20 2006, 07:37 AM
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Wow, Kevin Costner has really let himself go.


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post Dec 20 2006, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE(Zero @ Dec 20 2006, 05:51 AM) *

Again, hate to spoil your fun with the stereotypes and such, but Björk is actually from Iceland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bj%C3%B6rk). She's fuckin' weird though, granted. Not to say that I'm not as well (in slightly different ways), but you could compare me to a member of ABBA or something. Or better (worse) yet, to Basshunter. If you don't know who he is, thank whatever deity you believe in for that fact and don't look it up. Really.


You say tomato... I say fuckin' weirdo... Same difference.


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post Dec 21 2006, 01:47 AM
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Does anybody else think this looks like Harland Williams ?

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Yes, yes it does. So is there a punchline Obliviax?
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post Dec 21 2006, 02:23 AM
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The punchline is... that... you... suck.

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything.

The punchline is... that... you... are... a... uh... guy... who... sucks.

Ok, let me try again. I'm just going to brainstorm.

The punchline is... your mother... she has... a little box... and she keeps... little... uh... like there's this big black spider and he's crawling up your neck and I squash it and I punch you in the neck and you can't breath and then I take a big roll of duct tape and I tape it around your face like a mummy and there's this clown and he's riding a bicycle, it's got a little horn on it because his name is horny the clown that's got to be the dumbest part of the story right there and horny the clown comes and sticks his little red nose right up your butthole and then the phone rings... I answer it and this guy, he's like speaking all fast and I'm like hello! hello! calm the fuck down guy and tell me what you want and so he says there's been an accident and I'm like yeah there's about to be another one on your head when I unleash these guns on it, who gave you this number? It's not listed. Then the horny clown he's all like hey, you know, check it out I brought this little box where I keep little uh... so then he gets interupted because this fuckin' bird flies in through the doorway and you're not still reading this are you?


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post Jun 28 2007, 09:56 PM
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This should be stickied so people on here can introduce themselves, and because it's a super duper thread.


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post Jun 29 2007, 11:36 AM
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Hey, I got an idea, let's listen to whatever Dick / Dr. Death says so we can inflate his enormously large ego and show all the new members what prick he is.


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post Jun 30 2007, 01:17 AM
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Hi, I'm Trukker Jr. Fan of Hicks comedy and all things similar. Nice peeping in on your conversations and ya'll make me laugh, sometimes. Not lately tho.


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post Jul 9 2007, 07:12 PM
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noob.

Hi all. I'm a guy from England. I'm dry.


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post Jul 9 2007, 07:59 PM
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post Jul 9 2007, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE(DarthJesus @ Jul 9 2007, 07:59 PM) *

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Few moments in life are truly beautiful.... laugh.gif

Look at em dance !1


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I can sink no further and I cannot forgive you.
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I've gone to great lengths, to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you,
there's no other choice.
I'm shameless now, I'm nameless now, I'm nothing now, I'm no one now,
But my soul must be iron, 'Cause my fear is naked, I'm naked and fearless, and my fear is naked"
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post Jul 10 2007, 05:29 AM
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QUOTE(Parabol @ Jul 9 2007, 07:12 PM) *

noob.

Hi all. I'm a guy from England. I'm dry.


Hi Parabol guy from England who's dry!!!! biggrin.gif Welcome to the Sacred Cow Boards!!! We hope you have fun here!!!! IPB Image
And if you have any trouble havin fun then please do contact our Fun Consultant an' we'll soon have you sorted out!!! laugh.gif

Seriously though please don't go..don't be like the others...stay a while..lounge in the Sacred Boudoir whilst Dick Handsome regales you with tales of mighty threads and the bitter battles therein...

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..and beware the one they call Nailfreakrandi..she'll scratch your eyes right outta your head...


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post Jul 10 2007, 09:22 AM
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Thanks Wafflewaitress.
I won't be going anywhere.

Great pic btw.

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I can sink no further and I cannot forgive you.
There's no choice but to confront, to engage you, to erase you.
I've gone to great lengths, to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you,
there's no other choice.
I'm shameless now, I'm nameless now, I'm nothing now, I'm no one now,
But my soul must be iron, 'Cause my fear is naked, I'm naked and fearless, and my fear is naked"
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Dick Handsome
post Jul 10 2007, 12:55 PM
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WW, that dancing girl would make a better avatar for you than some old fag child molester from Harry Potter.

That storm trooper avatar was my buddy Tom's Myspace profile picture as a matter of fact. Not the Tom from my space mind you, just a guy I know named Tom who happens to have a MySpace. I explained that same thing to BadAlbert a while back. Not the BadAlbert mind you, just a guy I know who happens to suck dick.


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