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Dr. Death
post Mar 29 2014, 01:44 AM
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That's what you got to do. See, that's how you do it. You have got to do that.

And I used to think, "Oh that is so cynical. That is so lame. That is just the self-defense mechanism bullshit of overly dramatic people. I can trust people. The world is not all bad." And I was wrong.

Don't trust anybody ever. And let them know you don't trust them. That way, they will try to prove you wrong. They will try to prove to you that you can trust them so they can be right and show you that you're wrong. You know why? Because they're selfish bastards who aren't to be trusted. You gotta be wrong and they got to be right, so you got to reverse psychology that shit. The only way you can trust somebody is if they think you don't trust them.

And no matter what man, no matter what. The second you think, "Yeah most of the time, but this situation is different. I can let my guard down now. I can be complacent." Nope. Then again, it might work out. It might sometimes. But you won't even realize how damn lucky you are if it if it does.



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post Mar 29 2014, 03:04 PM
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Seems about right. Mistrust is more of a reflex than something I actively gotta do.


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post Mar 31 2014, 05:03 PM
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QUOTE(FunkBone @ Mar 29 2014, 04:04 PM) *

Seems about right. Mistrust is more of a reflex than something I actively gotta do.

I don't trust you.


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post May 3 2014, 03:38 PM
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Preachin' to the choir. The untrusting choir. Which, let's face it, with all the *ahem* developments in the Catholic church in recent years, is probably a good stance for a choir to take by default.


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post May 7 2014, 12:49 PM
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You talk in absolutes.

Absolutes do not exist absolutely.

Try distrusting your belief in distrust and see what happens.

Hopefully some metaphysical burnout will occur in your machine mind and the short circuit will cause a fire in your tiny nutsack.

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post May 13 2014, 02:14 PM
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I don't get it. The fire part, anyway.


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post Jun 3 2014, 10:19 AM
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...so how come so many people on this board slavishly and unquestioningly accept anything (anything) that chimes with what they already believe?

Yes. Yes I am looking at you Funkbone. And you Dr Death. Fuck it, I'm giving most of you the stinkeye at this point.


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post Jun 3 2014, 01:21 PM
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Being a non-believer myself, I don't know why you are looking at me - seems the words "so many people on this board" cannot apply to this particular board due to the word many.


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post Jul 15 2014, 12:51 PM
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Heh. Yeah, fair point well made.

"To the majority of the piddling and dwindling number of people on this board"

Better? smile.gif

Oh, and here is some more fuel for Doc's "Cracked are bilderberging shills" fire.


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post Aug 5 2014, 08:18 PM
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How about just fuck you guys? How about that? Just fuck you guys. Not even an explanation, just FUCK YOU GUYS.

How about the several years on this board have taught me nothing else besides I should have abandoned it several years ago? I guess that's a good lesson. I guess that's an explanation too—more of me giving and you taking I suppose—what's new?

Also fuck you guys and fuck you guys and P.S. fuck you guys.

Cracked is pretty funny sometimes for Bilderberging shills though.

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post Sep 12 2014, 02:17 PM
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