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Dr. Death
post Jul 29 2008, 09:37 PM
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Just kidding... It's this guy:

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post Jul 29 2008, 11:08 PM
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This guy always livens up the party:
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post Jul 30 2008, 12:15 AM
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that's a cute picture of you in your display pic Doc.
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post Jul 30 2008, 01:50 AM
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I thought that was a given...


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post Jul 30 2008, 03:10 AM
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See...the thing is...there is no one person who can make this board cool....it's a group effort...there is no 'I' in Sacred Cow Forums...

However, there are Scarecrows of mud....and scarecrows of mud do have the potential to make anything cool....or muddy....Of course, some cows roll in mud to cool themselves...then again, sometimes they just roll in their own shit...

I think we should make scarecrows of cool shit for cows to roll in...and then consider it a sacred act...then we can say, "Holy shit! That's cool"...


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post Jul 30 2008, 01:15 PM
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Temptation, break the vow
Cut flesh from the sacred cow
Unchain the tiger, kiss the flame, feel your desire

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post Aug 1 2008, 12:15 AM
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That was cool. Yeah.

I'm the flame in this scenario.


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post Aug 1 2008, 12:18 AM
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Although it occurs to me GG is like some kind of computer sex-hologram. She can flirt, she can tease, she can entertain, but she'll never fuck you. Or me.

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post Aug 1 2008, 04:48 AM
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Yes she will. Well, me at least. Do we have to go through this again? You are the flame alright.


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post Aug 1 2008, 05:36 AM
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You? Maybe. She'd be settling.

Even if you flew to England and fucked her, you'd still be a dork for having to leave the country to get laid.


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post Aug 1 2008, 03:45 PM
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Yeah, leaving the country takes the casual out of the sex. Still, she can settle for this. Point is I'm not actively pursuing GG and I don't get the feeling she's about to cross the pond for me - I just thought I could help sunupu understand that some of us do get laid every now and then, and the internet is just as valid an introduction as the club or college or your job at Burger King.




[edit] If GG did cross the pond I would bury my face in her box and write a sexy poem with my tongue, then I would write a commentary on that poem with my tongue, then I would open the floor to questions (with my tongue) and then I would answer those questions with my cock.


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post Aug 1 2008, 03:58 PM
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My job at Burger King? You better back that locomotive of yours up before you find yourself in a head on collision with the Pain-Train.


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post Aug 1 2008, 04:03 PM
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That was a non-specific your. But aimed somewhat at sunupu. Wow, sure glad we cleared that up - that train sounded scary.


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post Aug 1 2008, 04:10 PM
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Somewhat? Non-specifically? So I'm a non-specific Burger King worker then? That's what you're saying? I suppose I recieve a non-specific pay check too huh? Great. How am I suppose to cash that shit? Keep it up, Johnny Depp. I'll make a lollipop out of that candy-ass.


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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 1 2008, 10:58 PM) *

the Pain-Train.


One thing is certain, it would be no match for The Flying Scotsman...


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