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post Sep 1 2008, 02:34 PM
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I thought that seeing as you boys are so good with the emotional advice and support, we should have an official thread for anyone who wants to get something off their chest. So to speak. Or something onto someone else's chest (thought I should say that before anyone else did).

Okay, so I'll start. I tried to set up, what I believe you Americans refer to as a 'booty-call' last night, but then fell asleep instead of going to meet him. Is that a sexual faux-pas? Am I objectifying the poor boy? I'd hate to treat him like just a piece of meat, as I know how fragile the male ego is. Should I send him some flowers and tell him he is really 'special' to me?
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post Sep 1 2008, 02:35 PM
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HAHA. Just say sorry and go fuck him.
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post Sep 1 2008, 03:03 PM
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Ha! You mentioned you were living with a guy on the BH board too. Fuckin' slut...


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post Sep 1 2008, 03:45 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!











I feel much better after that. Thanks.


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post Sep 1 2008, 03:57 PM
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I have a problem.....
It's very serious.
Every time I cum....
It explodes out of me like a jumping fountain...everytime......I squirt uncontrollably.....

......is there something wrong with me?

I've documented the problem with my flip video and posted it to yahoo answers, but.... they keep deleting my post.
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post Sep 1 2008, 04:05 PM
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We'd have to see the video before we could give you any kind of meaningful response. I am deeply concerned however.


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post Sep 1 2008, 04:13 PM
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QUOTE(Jessica Rabbit @ Sep 1 2008, 04:57 PM) *

I have a problem.....
It's very serious.
Every time I cum....
It explodes out of me like a jumping fountain...everytime......I squirt uncontrollably.....

......is there something wrong with me?

I've documented the problem with my flip video and posted it to yahoo answers, but.... they keep deleting my post.


Female ejaculation is a rumor.

If you're saying it actually happens, we need evidence.
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post Sep 1 2008, 04:26 PM
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QUOTE(Nedak @ Sep 1 2008, 05:13 PM) *

Female ejaculation is a rumor.

If you're saying it actually happens, we need evidence.


I was joking.

I've seen videos of it. I think its more pissing than ejaculating though....thats my take on it atleast.
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post Sep 1 2008, 04:31 PM
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I'd make you squirt like a fuckin' geyser. And Russetbabe too, since it doesn't sound like her man is doing it...


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post Sep 1 2008, 04:31 PM
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QUOTE(Jessica Rabbit @ Sep 1 2008, 11:26 PM) *

I think its more pissing than ejaculating though....


Sure, just go right ahead and ruin it for the rest of us. How terribly selfish of you.


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post Sep 1 2008, 04:39 PM
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QUOTE(russetbabe @ Sep 1 2008, 03:34 PM) *

I thought that seeing as you boys are so good with the emotional advice and support, we should have an official thread for anyone who wants to get something off their chest. So to speak. Or something onto someone else's chest (thought I should say that before anyone else did).

Okay, so I'll start. I tried to set up, what I believe you Americans refer to as a 'booty-call' last night, but then fell asleep instead of going to meet him. Is that a sexual faux-pas? Am I objectifying the poor boy? I'd hate to treat him like just a piece of meat, as I know how fragile the male ego is. Should I send him some flowers and tell him he is really 'special' to me?


I don't think any man would be offended by being objectified for sex...... atleast I don't think any of them on here would....except sunupu...

If you did not even make it to your "meeting", sending flowers might be .....uh weird....

I would just reschedule and leave it at that.
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QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Sep 1 2008, 05:31 PM) *

Sure, just go right ahead and ruin it for the rest of us. How terribly selfish of you.

Who gives a fuck? What are you going to drink it?

Sometimes I squirt out my ass when I eat mexican food.


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post Sep 1 2008, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Sep 1 2008, 05:31 PM) *

Sure, just go right ahead and ruin it for the rest of us. How terribly selfish of you.


I'm sorry,

The easter bunny delivers eggs once a month to needy ovaries and yes women can ejaculate.... FOR REAL
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post Sep 1 2008, 04:43 PM
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What canned lame-shit responses. Am I still talking to the bots?


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post Sep 1 2008, 04:45 PM
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Jessica, let's get together and I'll fuck you like your bf wishes he could. Fuckin' baby... HAHAHA!


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