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Goatgirluk
post Oct 4 2007, 03:17 AM
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Wow, I've been off the radar for a while but my haven't 'we' been busy ladies ?

Sweet smelling flowers, fresh madjool dates (v good for breastfeeding - note), respect and best wishes to Mrs CM, also to CM although you only pick up the 'Ass-hat' for making three pushes of 8llb 6oz sound easy. Think halloween pumpkin CM, now think about 'pushing it out your Sphincter, now look me in the eye and tell me you're not wincing.. Lets not even begin to describe the first few days of breastfeeding pain, shall we? xxxs to all the family and uncle FB, be good to them and enjoy!

Ok, the cornflake oscar award goes to Light for a grim tale. You paint a vivid picture Light, it made me wince, squirm and I could feel the fear rising as I read it. I also laughed unexpectedly when the journo shot the politician for being a hypocrite - nice one. One question tho', if the Journo wanted to try and tell the true tale as we know it, wouldn't he then be regarded by some as a conspiracy theorist ?

The one armed paper hanger award goes to Doc, for he reminds me of such a person in his stoic efforts to keep this board breathing. He also makes me laugh alot.

Senior editor award goes to Matt Bahr, what exactly does that mean Matt ? should we pull our forlocks now upon entering the building, did I miss a meeting perchance ?

The Badalbert by proxy award goes to Matt Bahr for taking an off the wall idea, that was spurned at a keyboard thousands of miles from the Californian west coast, and making it a reality. If only BA were here to appreciate the humour.

The turn around your crappy undercrackers and run award goes to Beezle for still lurking upon these shores.

So, back to my battle with my lack of discipline...... I fear I'm losing..


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post Oct 4 2007, 06:17 AM
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You left a lot of people out. TMC get's the award for being the M-iest C. Batman gets the award for being the second M-iest C. Since Light already got the best award, everyone else get's the award for not being a smug little cunt wrag like he is.

Hey bozo, (I mean Light... BB wins the award for now I can't call anyone bozo or else I sound like I'm talking about him) when everyone said your shit didn't make sense- it didn't make sense. It ain't like you wove it all together and reverse-foreshadowed it and then at the end all the pieces come together in some grand convoluted scheme; like it was something to be proud of. No. The shit did not make sense. You can not perform the simple task of conveying your ideas clearly and empathizing with the perspective of your reader. You fail at life, you stupid fuck.


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post Oct 4 2007, 12:11 PM
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QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Oct 4 2007, 05:17 AM) *

Sweet smelling flowers, fresh madjool dates (v good for breastfeeding - note), respect and best wishes to Mrs CM, also to CM although you only pick up the 'Ass-hat' for making three pushes of 8llb 6oz sound easy. Think halloween pumpkin CM, now think about 'pushing it out your Sphincter, now look me in the eye and tell me you're not wincing.. Lets not even begin to describe the first few days of breastfeeding pain, shall we? xxxs to all the family and uncle FB, be good to them and enjoy!



Trust me, I was there and even tho I made it sound easy, she made it look easy. She is a troopers trooper and as far as breast feeding...she has cried the tears, screamed and moaned, and moved beyond the pain into the next level of motherhood. I told you all before, I married the only real woman in the world (no offense GG), for there has never been and will never be another one like her.

Mrs. CM says thanks for prioritizing her first.


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post Oct 4 2007, 12:58 PM
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A conspiracy theorist? Yeah, he probably would've been. And then, 10 years later when no-one is listening to him rant ineffectually, he would have been quietly killed in an accident.

Or at least, that's what he would've feared. The way he chose was, as far as he could see, the best way of ensuring survival.

Oh, and congratulations CM.


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Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
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post Oct 5 2007, 01:30 PM
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Thanks light.

BTW, your short stories are uncannily realistic, even tho I have never experienced anything remotely close to the kind of pictures you paint, except in video games.


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post Oct 5 2007, 03:30 PM
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post Oct 6 2007, 08:53 AM
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Somebody's jealous.


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post Oct 6 2007, 10:41 AM
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Realistic? Really?

Excellent, thank you.


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post Oct 6 2007, 03:02 PM
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post Oct 6 2007, 04:34 PM
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All I can say is if a man tried that with me, he would end up with puke in his mouth.


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And you'd end up with something entirely different in yours.


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I wish you'd quit comin on to me. It has to be embarrassing for you to keep getting rejected like this.


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post Oct 6 2007, 07:24 PM
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What can I say? Guess I got shot down.


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post Oct 9 2007, 12:30 AM
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Bill is turning over in his grave.


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