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post Oct 2 2008, 10:51 AM
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I found him.

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post Oct 2 2008, 11:05 AM
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Credit where credit is due - that one made me laugh out loud. Many thanks, sir!
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post Oct 2 2008, 11:17 AM
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Oh no, gang! Looks like I need your help finding him again...

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post Oct 2 2008, 12:09 PM
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Here's something I found just for Sunupu:

Allllrrriiighttty then!


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post Oct 3 2008, 01:11 PM
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Psssh, that shit's lame. Pop-culture's retarded as it is.

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But see, even There they know not to steal from comics. YOU HEAR ME, FUCKBONE!?!


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post Oct 3 2008, 01:26 PM
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Dude, what the fuck is up with you? Are you mineral deficient?


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post Oct 3 2008, 01:27 PM
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Actually, now that I saw the date on that gaffigan special, He must have been at one of our show's and heard funkbone say the line over the mike, and stole it for his own.


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post Oct 3 2008, 01:33 PM
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Remember Pocahontas? Best whore costume I ever did saw. Chubbed right up.


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Yeah, those siamese twins sure looked convincing in their bikinis.


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post Oct 3 2008, 01:49 PM
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I will not correct spelling, I will not correct spelling.


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post Oct 3 2008, 01:55 PM
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It's "Siamese", not "Saimese". Not a big deal, I just saw it and my OCD kicked in...


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So then what was the date of that Gaffigan thing? Because that Pocahontas reference was current when I added it to that joke I tell every year. Nick Swardson has a good version of it. So does Norm Macdonald. I posted Gaffigan doing that joke in the Comedy section. Know what sunupu doesn't understand about comedy? Timing. Turning that joke on JR in the middle of a costume decision is perfectly appropriate. He is mad because I saw the set-up where he would have just offered her costume ideas.


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Know what Sunupu doesn't understand about comedy? Timing. Turning that joke on JR in the middle of a costume decision is perfectly appropriate.


Well then let's talk about swearing so I can pull up George Carlin's seven dirty words you can never say on Television. Stealing is stealing, I don't give a shit how "appropriate" the joke was at the time. Maybe I feel it's appropriate to kick you in the head when you say stupid shit like that.

And the release date? 02/07/2006.

I'd be defending myself too. The one funny joke you ever pulled off, and it's not yours.


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I'm not here to defend myself, I'm here to offend you, and I'm having great success. The first time CM heard me tell that joke was 1996. The next time he hears me tell it will be 2009. Don't worry - there will be plenty of opportunities between now and then for you to make even more of an ass of yourself. You can probably milk this topic right up til then, if you try hard enough.


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