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post May 12 2007, 06:29 PM
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1 - tags: [youtube ]blahblahblah[ /youtube] (minus all spaces, like this just for illustration purposes)
2 video code: ie - stKPCSbEu0g - from the full vid url eg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stKPCSbEu0g.
3 paste that bit of code between the tags where blahblah appears (replacing blahblah with required code), like so:


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post May 12 2007, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(seanbedlam @ May 12 2007, 06:09 PM) *

So, ah, can any goat people help me with the small problemo of embedding vids in the thread? I've got all this video goodness to share, but the lovely instructions I've got so far aren't helping. Help me to share my love and I will
touch you deep inside. In the creepiest way I know.


As I read that quietly inside my head, It is Seans voice..with all the pauses in the right places to give it that borderline creepy/hysterical edge that I'm hearing..

Sean, you'd make an ace cult leader! imagine the yellow rollers...filled to the brim with adoring,nubile followers. Chains of flowers around an ever growing girth, every whim and quiff catered to....I can just envisage it. " I wanna be touched deep inside " " I wanna be touched deep inside ". When can we sign up ?


Helpful advice for cult leader status.


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post May 12 2007, 06:53 PM
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GG please post the image you created for the waitress when she needed youtube posting instructions. I tried to find it. I want to quote it every time someone asks. Much better than "I can't show you without putting spaces in it", which causes confusion in almost every instance. You should post that image in the Technical Support section. Cheers.


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post May 12 2007, 08:12 PM
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Ok Honey,


IPB Image

I can't find the other picture, blame it on the Trojan, or the boogie.


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post May 13 2007, 06:51 AM
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"If I was God?" A juicy question from a clever chap at Youtube. Fits my Messiah Complex very fucking nicely. Though, being God beats the shit out of
being a disposable human spirit-condom!






Edit : you've put in the tags correctly, so the problem is with the youtube video code. I went on your site to locate the vid, but I couldn't see it. POst the entire link and I will put it up fo you.

Ok, GG figured it out all by herself. It needed a dash- before the code.
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post May 13 2007, 07:05 AM
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Okay, why the bastarding fuck didn't that work? Poo. Poop. Shit. I'm all out of tears.
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post May 13 2007, 09:24 AM
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It would seem that the video code is the problem.


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post May 13 2007, 01:37 PM
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I want to post this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1jSxzuTYBc&mode=...fuck

Pretend these {} are these [].

{youtube}g1jSxzuTYBc{/youtube}

You may have forgotten the slash in the closing code or misspelled 'youtube' to get the error that causes a blank space where the vid should appear.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CFfY9wPkLY&search...cunt

{youtube}-CFfY9wPkLY{/youtube}



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post May 14 2007, 12:32 AM
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Thanks dudeularities, I think that make sense. Now, on with the stinky, naughty show...
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post May 14 2007, 04:14 AM
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Well this one has gotta be the intro on the DVD..

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post May 15 2007, 04:49 PM
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I liked what this guy did with Newhart at the end.


You could watch as many hours of american sitcom as you can stand and then redo "We're Not Pregnant".
This is not a good idea for you personally, but the resultant rant would be gold.


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post May 15 2007, 07:17 PM
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We're talking nanoseconds, not hours. Check this: a tv producer acquaintance of mine suggested I watch every single piece of neutered Australian TV comedy, so I could then write for these fucking things. She also suggested writing for advertising. That's the problem with people who do a lot of coke and speed: they're always into being "practical" and "realistic". Powders really do destroy the imagination.
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post May 15 2007, 09:30 PM
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You've obviously never done pixie dust. The trick is knowing how to cook it.
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post Jun 6 2007, 03:33 PM
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As I was working up to sermonize on abortion I came across this which deflated my sails, stole my thunder and left me singing the last line in public:



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post Jun 22 2007, 09:40 PM
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I've got a blog! Yay for me! Is this the future?

Fucken, I've been a bit conscious of bombarding Youtube with my rants, so only every other vid will go there,
but all of them will arrive at the blog. I don't see any point in getting views from people who haven't got the faintest fucking idea what I'm talking about. Um, when I make a vid that I can watch without being shocked by own capacity for boredom, I will post it here. Self-promotion hurts my soul.


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