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Posted by: BadAlbert Nov 25 2006, 11:34 AM




Tried to embed this but it was just showing up as text.

Posted by: Vanson Studios Nov 25 2006, 02:45 PM

It may be the dash in the ID, I'll check and fix if possible...

update: Maybe you pasted the code wrong, you only paste the characters after the equals sign for YouTube videos. Whatever the case, fixed and this is a great video!

Posted by: BadAlbert Nov 25 2006, 05:51 PM

When I copied and pasted the embedding code for the video then posted the object (video) didn't show up, just the code so I just put the url instead. Thanks for sorting it.

Posted by: GOAsT Nov 25 2006, 08:46 PM

I liked this one.






BTW, are you on strike BA?
No new vlog for over a week. WTF?

Posted by: GOAsT Nov 26 2006, 02:32 AM

Now I see BA! You are not on strike, you extreme vlogger, I am but a retarded You Tube watcher.

Posted by: BadAlbert Nov 26 2006, 07:59 AM

Lol, nah, not on strike. Thought you must have missed some smile.gif

Posted by: BadAlbert Nov 28 2006, 08:42 PM

Had to add this one - his latest, classic!



Posted by: sacredadmin Dec 2 2006, 02:10 AM

Oh no. These last ones are all private videos now!? sad.gif

Posted by: BadAlbert Dec 2 2006, 07:10 AM

Yeah, he's moved alot of his stuff to different sites and things, he did have about 100 videos up. sad.gif He said he's put quite a few on revver.com.

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 20 2006, 10:36 PM

QUOTE(sacredadmin @ Dec 2 2006, 07:10 PM) *

Oh no. These last ones are all private videos now!? sad.gif

I made a bunch private because I've put out so many- they can't all be good! I know there's a bunch where I somehow forgot to be be frickin' funny.

QUOTE(seanbedlam @ Dec 21 2006, 03:34 PM) *

I made a bunch private because I've put out so many- they can't all be good! I know there's a bunch where I somehow forgot to be be frickin' funny.

The 'N' Word one is back up now...

Posted by: BadAlbert Dec 20 2006, 11:12 PM

Hello sean!

Posted by: GOAsT Dec 21 2006, 01:34 AM

Hey Sean, welcome to this wonderful forum. Watch out for that "BadAlbert" character. He is a real shady bloke. Thanks for putting the N-word video back up.

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 21 2006, 06:55 PM

QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Dec 21 2006, 04:12 PM) *

Hello sean!

Hi Bad. It's xmas, please kill me.

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 21 2006, 07:02 PM

QUOTE(GOAsT @ Dec 21 2006, 06:34 PM) *

Hey Sean, welcome to this wonderful forum. Watch out for that "BadAlbert" character. He is a real shady bloke. Thanks for putting the N-word video back up.

G'day. smile.gif I'm going through me vids to find which ones I can put back up. Plus, I'm working on my grammar and that.

Posted by: Vanson Studios Dec 21 2006, 11:57 PM

I have to say, if it weren't for the people in the forum here I would have totally missed out. I really, really enjoy these videos and so far, they're all absolutely hilarious!

You have 100's of them!? I for one cannot get enough, so the more online the better I say! smile.gif

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 22 2006, 07:47 PM

QUOTE(Vanson Studios @ Dec 22 2006, 04:57 PM) *

I have to say, if it weren't for the people in the forum here I would have totally missed out. I really, really enjoy these videos and so far, they're all absolutely hilarious!

You have 100's of them!? I for one cannot get enough, so the more online the better I say! smile.gif

Well, there's about 30 on Myspace, and if you do something technical with this address, you'll find those "The Early Weeks" videos there: http://www.myspace.com/seanbedlam

There are 40 videos public on Youtube, right now, but there are 180 others privated. I'm currently going through that 180 to either make them public if they're good, or reedit them if they make want to die of embarrassment.

So there ya go! smile.gif

Posted by: Vanson Studios Dec 23 2006, 10:10 AM

Thanks, good to know I will be laughing a lot this weekend! laugh.gif

Posted by: Goatgirluk Jan 14 2007, 08:08 AM

You are one funny Mutha Mr Bedlam, I suspect the stand up circuit awaits you. It's refreshing to see new blood/acidic wit, but without losing any of the pathos that comedy enables.

I understand that YouTwat will be starting up a new TV channel, maybe you and BadAlbert should put yourslves forward as YouTwat originals?

Posted by: seanbedlam Jan 17 2007, 09:42 PM

QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Jan 15 2007, 01:08 AM) *

You are one funny Mutha Mr Bedlam, I suspect the stand up circuit awaits you. It's refreshing to see new blood/acidic wit, but without losing any of the pathos that comedy enables.

I understand that YouTwat will be starting up a new TV channel, maybe you and BadAlbert should put yourslves forward as YouTwat originals?

Thankyou kindly. I actually restarted my stab at standup a couple weeks ago, failing dreadfully at an open mic here in Melbourne. I get to do it again in a few days, hopefully less shithousely. Gotta get this flop sweat part of the early journey out of the way......

Posted by: Dr. Death Jan 18 2007, 06:55 PM

QUOTE(GOAsT @ Dec 21 2006, 02:34 AM) *

Hey Sean, welcome to this wonderful forum. Watch out for that "BadAlbert" character. He is a real shady bloke. Thanks for putting the N-word video back up.


Bloke? Bloke?! Bloke???

You faggot. You're American. Christ... Douchbag... Do I even have to explain to you why you sound stupid? Take some pride in you fucking heritage. Whether you agree with American political policy or not is inconsiquental- totally arbitrary in this circumstance. You're making me embarrassed. Have some self respect. Good God man.

Anyway, so the guy you're talking about- he joined up and started posting here...? Right. Well I'll have you know I for one know Shawn Bedlamb personally as it might turn out... and I'll be the first to tell you, your sir, are no Shaun Bendlam.

Posted by: Goatgirluk Feb 3 2007, 06:59 PM




This is one of my favourites. 17 schools! I thought 8 was bad enough, but it does lend itself to honing ones skills as a joker, it's the fastest ice breaker.

Mr Bedlam, on second thoughts, I don't think stand up is the best option. You face is made for close up as it lends weight and translation to whats beng said. Not that I know shit about these things, but I'm very good on hunches.

Posted by: seanbedlam Feb 5 2007, 02:01 AM

QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Feb 4 2007, 11:59 AM) *




This is one of my favourites. 17 schools! I thought 8 was bad enough, but it does lend itself to honing ones skills as a joker, it's the fastest ice breaker.

Mr Bedlam, on second thoughts, I don't think stand up is the best option. You face is made for close up as it lends weight and translation to whats beng said. Not that I know shit about these things, but I'm very good on hunches.


As of a few days ago, standup is on the backburner again. I'm thinking I've got a growing audience with these
videos, so why arse it up? If the internet explodes I can go do standup! smile.gif

Posted by: sacredadmin Mar 13 2007, 06:13 PM

Because it's true. It's funny...




oops, sorry. back on track here...



Posted by: charismagician Apr 10 2007, 01:34 PM

You are funny. I like laughing with you. intellectual and hilarious! now get back to doing what you love so I can laugh some more...please. Thank you

Posted by: Goatgirluk May 1 2007, 06:09 AM

While driving this morning (01.05.07) and listening to the radio, I'm sure I heard a Sean Bedlam soundbite.This is the link for the radio showhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/djs/, click on Chris Moyles (I can't stand the twat, but the girls are always hijacking my music choices) show for tues(today) and fast forward to 1.42 , is it just me ? I could swear it's him.http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/djs/

Posted by: BadAlbert May 1 2007, 04:25 PM

Yep, that's the seanster alright.

Posted by: Shiva May 2 2007, 02:13 AM

QUOTE(BadAlbert @ May 1 2007, 04:25 PM) *

Yep, that's the seanster alright.


So, what we gonna do 'bout it then ? I say he (C Moyles) gets bombarded with emails requesting Sean be given credit and/or at least some more airtime, he's obviously been watching certain channels, so it's make or break (his kneecaps) time, right BA ? ..pitchforks and flaming torches to the right, a bitchslap for those who choose left. You now CM has a mighty reputation for skimming other peoples ideas and passing them off as his own, to say he's unpopular within the industry is an understatement.

Posted by: BadAlbert May 2 2007, 02:41 AM

I've conversed with the holy sean himself re this matter (miss GG was given full credit, rest assured), but he says it's not him at all.

I was sure it was him too.

Posted by: Goatgirluk May 2 2007, 11:32 AM

QUOTE(BadAlbert @ May 2 2007, 02:41 AM) *

I've conversed with the holy sean himself re this matter (miss GG was given full credit, rest assured), but he says it's not him at all.

I was sure it was him too.


Well, he's wrong BA, and it's too late to retrieve the shit parcel en route to the studio. So you go and tell Sean to buck up his ideas...it was him and I won't take no for an answer.

Posted by: seanbedlam May 12 2007, 06:09 PM

So, ah, can any goat people help me with the small problemo of embedding vids in the thread? I've got all this video goodness to share, but the lovely instructions I've got so far aren't helping. Help me to share my love and I will
touch you deep inside. In the creepiest way I know.

Posted by: BadAlbert May 12 2007, 06:29 PM

1 - tags: [youtube ]blahblahblah[ /youtube] (minus all spaces, like this just for illustration purposes)
2 video code: ie - stKPCSbEu0g - from the full vid url eg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stKPCSbEu0g.
3 paste that bit of code between the tags where blahblah appears (replacing blahblah with required code), like so:

Posted by: Goatgirluk May 12 2007, 06:44 PM

QUOTE(seanbedlam @ May 12 2007, 06:09 PM) *

So, ah, can any goat people help me with the small problemo of embedding vids in the thread? I've got all this video goodness to share, but the lovely instructions I've got so far aren't helping. Help me to share my love and I will
touch you deep inside. In the creepiest way I know.


As I read that quietly inside my head, It is Seans voice..with all the pauses in the right places to give it that borderline creepy/hysterical edge that I'm hearing..

Sean, you'd make an ace cult leader! imagine the yellow rollers...filled to the brim with adoring,nubile followers. Chains of flowers around an ever growing girth, every whim and quiff catered to....I can just envisage it. " I wanna be touched deep inside " " I wanna be touched deep inside ". When can we sign up ?


http://www.caic.org.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1296&Itemid=5

Posted by: FunkBone May 12 2007, 06:53 PM

GG please post the image you created for the waitress when she needed youtube posting instructions. I tried to find it. I want to quote it every time someone asks. Much better than "I can't show you without putting spaces in it", which causes confusion in almost every instance. You should post that image in the Technical Support section. Cheers.

Posted by: Goatgirluk May 12 2007, 08:12 PM

Ok Honey,


IPB Image

I can't find the other picture, blame it on the Trojan, or the boogie.

Posted by: seanbedlam May 13 2007, 06:51 AM

"If I was God?" A juicy question from a clever chap at Youtube. Fits my Messiah Complex very fucking nicely. Though, being God beats the shit out of
being a disposable human spirit-condom!






Edit : you've put in the tags correctly, so the problem is with the youtube video code. I went on your site to locate the vid, but I couldn't see it. POst the entire link and I will put it up fo you.

Ok, GG figured it out all by herself. It needed a dash- before the code.

Posted by: seanbedlam May 13 2007, 07:05 AM

Okay, why the bastarding fuck didn't that work? Poo. Poop. Shit. I'm all out of tears.

Posted by: Goatgirluk May 13 2007, 09:24 AM

It would seem that the video code is the problem.

Posted by: FunkBone May 13 2007, 01:37 PM

I want to post this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1jSxzuTYBc&mode=...fuck

Pretend these {} are these [].

{youtube}g1jSxzuTYBc{/youtube}

You may have forgotten the slash in the closing code or misspelled 'youtube' to get the error that causes a blank space where the vid should appear.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CFfY9wPkLY&search...cunt

{youtube}-CFfY9wPkLY{/youtube}


Posted by: seanbedlam May 14 2007, 12:32 AM

Thanks dudeularities, I think that make sense. Now, on with the stinky, naughty show...

Posted by: wafflewaitress May 14 2007, 04:14 AM



Well this one has gotta be the intro on the DVD..

LMFAO

Posted by: FunkBone May 15 2007, 04:49 PM

I liked what this guy did with Newhart at the end.


You could watch as many hours of american sitcom as you can stand and then redo "We're Not Pregnant".
This is not a good idea for you personally, but the resultant rant would be gold.

Posted by: seanbedlam May 15 2007, 07:17 PM

We're talking nanoseconds, not hours. Check this: a tv producer acquaintance of mine suggested I watch every single piece of neutered Australian TV comedy, so I could then write for these fucking things. She also suggested writing for advertising. That's the problem with people who do a lot of coke and speed: they're always into being "practical" and "realistic". Powders really do destroy the imagination.

Posted by: FunkBone May 15 2007, 09:30 PM

You've obviously never done pixie dust. The trick is knowing how to cook it.
IPB Image

Posted by: Rev. OperaHoser Jun 6 2007, 03:33 PM

As I was working up to sermonize on abortion I came across this which deflated my sails, stole my thunder and left me singing the last line in public:


Posted by: seanbedlam Jun 22 2007, 09:40 PM

I've got a blog! Yay for me! Is this the future?

Fucken, I've been a bit conscious of bombarding Youtube with my rants, so only every other vid will go there,
but all of them will arrive at the blog. I don't see any point in getting views from people who haven't got the faintest fucking idea what I'm talking about. Um, when I make a vid that I can watch without being shocked by own capacity for boredom, I will post it here. Self-promotion hurts my soul.


theseanbedlam(dot)blogspot(dot)com

Posted by: seanbedlam Jul 9 2007, 03:00 AM

Shamelessnessnessless:


Posted by: seanbedlam Apr 8 2008, 06:45 PM

So I haven't posted videos here because I felt the quality wasn't happening in my work which I hold dearly to my heart and take very seriously. But yesterday, making a vid for my alternate Youtube channel (theotherbedlam), I pooped out some thoughts on the Olympic Torch. I am almost proud of these thoughts.



Posted by: Vanson Studios Apr 9 2008, 05:49 PM

I have to admit, I have not kept up these last few months.

I am caught up now, which may obviously bring up the subject of the "copyright violation" video.




Where is it?

This hole in the stream is disturbing to say the least...

Posted by: Goatgirluk Apr 13 2008, 11:30 AM

QUOTE(seanbedlam @ Apr 8 2008, 06:45 PM) *

I am almost proud of these thoughts.



You should be proud of your hair! wow it's like a tribute band to Elvis, only problem is it distracts me from what you're saying. Always a joy to watch Mr Bedlam, thanks for sharing.

Posted by: seanbedlam May 17 2008, 02:10 AM

Oh goody, prohibition! At last we can free ourselves from making decisions like grown-ups! At last we can put an end to pointlessly freaking-out about drunken
youths and cut to the chase. Yep, it's another beautiful day for Drug Martial Law.

You have been free for to long, my friend, but there's nothing wrong with you a severe crackdown won't fix. Once The Man has finished clamping down on your act, you'll be happily- well, not happily, exactly- wearing a suit and tie, sucking up to your boss, and living the exact same dream as all the other marvellously concerned citizens.

Isn't it peachy to live in the Free World, where you're free to say whatever you want, as long as it isn't "I'd like to be more free, thanks!" As long as you accept the freedom that's been given to you, you can have the time of your life- within reason, naturally.

Thank The Lord, we've worked out that not even teenagers should be allowed to prance about experiencing too much freedom. Right now college students are facing the full force of the law, which will no doubt be a sobering experience- tee-hee!

Ah, it takes me back to Nazi Germany, they really knew how to do things. When did marching in lockstep become a bad thing? I'll never understand people these days, with their malcontent and refusal to fit in. When will they learn that there must be
order? My old daddy used to beat the living shit out me and I turned out alright! Sure I have to take massive amounts of poorly tested antidepressants to mask my extensive
self-loathing, but you won't hear me complain. Complaints are for the poor and the
liberal.

Now, where's my noose, I'm off to hang myself in the garage, I've just realized
what I've become. God Bless!


Posted by: BadAlbert May 30 2008, 07:08 AM

You're him aren't you?

Posted by: seanbedlam Jun 2 2008, 06:07 AM

QUOTE(BadAlbert @ May 30 2008, 11:08 PM) *

You're him aren't you?


If by HIM you mean the "Love Metal" group, then no, I am not HIM. I am but one man!

I'm thinking I should get in the habit of putting my better vids here, like.....this!




Posted by: FunkBone Jun 5 2008, 09:30 PM

Because less than a tablespoonful of it in your lungs can kill you?

Posted by: BadAlbert Jun 6 2008, 07:12 PM

*shakes head* you see, he doesn't GET IT. He must be the enemy. Let me decapitate and disembowel him for you oh sean! Let me be the first to spill blood in the name of the holy cause! Oh shit... I see.... I'm the one who doesn't get it... *weeps*

Posted by: Vanson Studios Sep 17 2008, 05:14 PM

This is obviously a very old video but it's new-to-me and, not to mention, unbelievable.




I wondered, being that Sean frequently comments on American politics, and being this video was "viral enough" to reach my mailbox (more than a year after it was recorded) if I missed Sean's vLog that mentions it in any way?

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 4 2008, 06:44 PM

That's John Clarke and Brian Dawe, who do a five minute bit every Thursday on The 7:30 Report, which is a current affairs news show where politicians are interrogated brutally. I think they love it.

John Clarke is an absolute hero of Australian comedy, while simultaneously being a New Zealander.

Meanwhile, here's a video from another towering giant of comic genius: me...



Posted by: Dr. Death Dec 4 2008, 11:24 PM

You are the funniest man alive. All the girls are in love with you. Allow me to sing of thee...

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 6 2008, 12:34 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Dec 5 2008, 04:24 PM) *

You are the funniest man alive. All the girls are in love with you. Allow me to sing of thee...


That's the truest thing I've heard all day. I love me.

Posted by: Jessica Rabbit Dec 6 2008, 08:44 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Dec 4 2008, 11:24 PM) *

You are the funniest man alive. All the girls are in love with you. Allow me to sing of thee...


Flies too. Don't forget the flies. You tube must have been as facinated as me.

Posted by: Dr. Death Dec 6 2008, 05:12 PM

What?

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 6 2008, 07:05 PM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Dec 7 2008, 10:12 AM) *

What?

In my latest videos, my head can be seen to be almost completely covered in beautiful Australian flies.

Posted by: Dr. Death Dec 7 2008, 12:20 AM

A stroke of genius, sir. Angels no doubt wept at such beauty. The millenia shall remember you as the definative source of inspiration for the whole of mankind.

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 7 2008, 01:45 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Dec 7 2008, 05:20 PM) *

A stroke of genius, sir. Angels no doubt wept at such beauty. The millenia shall remember you as the definative source of inspiration for the whole of mankind.

Angels manifested as flies and wept toxic shit through their feet, onto my face. I'll admit I cried.


Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 7 2008, 07:28 PM

The Greatest Youtuber Who Has Ever Lived. Me.


Posted by: Dr. Death Dec 11 2008, 07:06 PM

Heavens to Betsy, these hands have typed on the same message board as Sean Burke, AKA Sean Bedlam; I will never wash them again. Well, maybe the right one... Otherwise I might have a hard time making a good impression at any possible future job interviews.

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 12 2008, 09:23 PM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Dec 12 2008, 12:06 PM) *

Heavens to Betsy, these hands have typed on the same message board as Sean Burke, AKA Sean Bedlam; I will never wash them again. Well, maybe the right one... Otherwise I might have a hard time making a good impression at any possible future job interviews.


You have advanced to Level 3 of my inner circle and may now address me as Your Worship.

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 15 2008, 04:43 PM

Dubya: Ultimate Scapegoat


Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 22 2008, 09:09 PM

Been posting videos over at that hotbed of conformity- Youtube- for years now. When I started there I stupidly thought a legion of ranters, inspired by Bill Hicks, would storm the world wide web with gripping tales of revolution, inner and outer. Fuck me, did that so not happen at all. Instead, the greatest circle jerk in living memory broke out as attention whores, subscription whores, anything but actual whores, really, embraced the opportunity to obsess over their own popularity.

Angry conformists with assploded egos strode the tiny halls of micro-celebrity, seizing any chance to sell-out. This angered many, but Many couldn't or wouldn't make videos of their own, so the embittered Behaviour Police were left to dominate the situation in a self-righteous gang-bang of sociopathic finger-pointing. Whining, treacherous thugs, internet tough guys, bullshit-uploading softcocks who in real life are social spastics of the most parasitically useless order, smashed their babyhead manchild foreheads into the computer screen, suitably subsconsciously outraged at their own unearned success.

My girlfriend gave me the concept of the "angry conformist" just last night. I nearly died of joy. At last, the perfect description and explanation for everything that is motherfucking creepy about Youtube. It had never occurred to me there were so many people desperate for attention- any attention- and so many folks happy to watch and watch and watch as their favorite non-entities reflected back at them their own utter lack of any human desire. I couldn't understand how anyone could be that bored, boring and so able to inspire in me a sense of futility that would chew my soul to death if I didn't moisturize and drink plenty of water.

The angry conformist. The guy who says shit like, "I don't know where I my crazy ideas", while in the grip of not having any. And there are endless seas of these little fish, all desperate to fit in, a boiling mass of fucktards who will freak the fuck out when their bullshit economy collapses. Soon, soon, yes! The house of cards these hugely entertained cabbages hide behind will blow away. Hmmm...I think I might be low on Vitamin B.




Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 28 2008, 09:25 PM

The Coming Financial Darkness fills me with joy, as I imagine streets lined with homeless yuppies, living in the cardboard boxes that originally contained their 52 inch plasma screen televisions. Woe to the unprepared! But not me buddy, I'm planting seeds- not metaphorical ones- actual vegetable and herb seedlings are sprouting in my yard, ready to give birth to my new future as a trader of foodstuffs and streetwise, resourceful, wheeler and dealer in a post-free-market-bullshit world.

Oh, they'll say, "But it's the people at the bottom who'll suffer most!" Which strikes me as an admission of nothing so much as the fireking obvious. The difference is that this time it won't just be the scrapheap club who'll have to make tearjerking adjustments, the sadness will be quaffed also by the motherfuckers who've been keeping up with the Joneses and making life a miserable competition.

Now I'm going to touch myself with a homegrown radish.



Posted by: Jessica Rabbit Dec 29 2008, 08:44 AM

I was having dinner with a producer the other night, and his assistant kept saying the same thing, and I noticed and mentioned that he kept reverting to the same line and he was like it's from a comedian on youtube and he said your name..and then I was like oh....who?

But he totally said your name and it didn't click until the next day when I read your post.

Posted by: seanbedlam Dec 29 2008, 09:17 PM

QUOTE(Jessica Rabbit @ Dec 30 2008, 01:44 AM) *

I was having dinner with a producer the other night, and his assistant kept saying the same thing, and I noticed and mentioned that he kept reverting to the same line and he was like it's from a comedian on youtube and he said your name..and then I was like oh....who?

But he totally said your name and it didn't click until the next day when I read your post.


Someone with a job quoted me in the company of adults? Really? Because I've been putting together a DVD of my videos, and I reckon adults with an income are exactly the kind of people who will "get it".



Posted by: seanbedlam Jan 1 2009, 03:43 AM

The news that Sarah Palin's also brain-dead sprog Bristol has birthed a soon-to-be asshole called Tripp caused me to ejaculate a far smarter family of observations. So far, one nuffer has found it ironic I have a "girl's name", proving Palintards are epic in their ability to lose while simply breathing out; and some dude who sounds like an evil Alaskan wizard suggested Alaskans "live by their wits", telling me this using his internet connection from his warm house.


Posted by: Goatgirluk Feb 20 2009, 03:57 PM

I hope no news means good news Mr Bedlam.

Posted by: Dr. Death Feb 22 2009, 02:56 PM

QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Feb 20 2009, 03:57 PM) *

I hope no news means good news Mr Bedlam.

Ahem, Mr Bedlam, sir. dry.gif

Posted by: Goatgirluk Feb 23 2009, 07:35 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Feb 22 2009, 02:56 PM) *

Ahem, Mr Bedlam, sir. dry.gif



Ahem, Sean Bedlam Esquire. As long as it isn't Sean 'imburnttoafuckincrispnow' Bedlam Esquire

You dig ?

Posted by: seanbedlam Mar 22 2010, 08:13 PM



Posted by: seanbedlam Mar 22 2010, 11:17 PM



Posted by: BadAlbert Mar 23 2010, 05:24 AM

Welcome back Sean! We would roll out the red carpet but all we have lying around is a bit of sheepskin rug circa 1985.

Posted by: jimmylosanto Mar 23 2010, 09:26 AM

As recommended by His Eminence, The Great Bedlam, I have arrived here eager to interact with other peeps. And excited to shed my pockmarked youtube skin.

I am overjoyed to find links here to past Bedlam vids from 'back in the day'. Sadly though, they are no longer available to the public...for reasons I can only chalk up to being an overabundance of humility on Sean's part. I humbly request a re-genesis if you will Good Bedlam. Make them public again Sir...that we may bask once again in the recorded evolution of your insanity.--I mean...'fantasticness'.

cool.gif

Posted by: FunkBone Mar 23 2010, 12:06 PM

QUOTE(seanbedlam @ Mar 22 2010, 11:17 PM) *

wah wah wah

But I do read your myspace blog, I do.

Posted by: Ashe Mar 23 2010, 06:16 PM

After Seany talkin about this place, I figured I'd give it a shot. If it's run by the guy who ran with the mighty Hicks, it's gotta be worth a gander at least.

Posted by: seanbedlam Mar 23 2010, 08:28 PM




Yeah, folks, I felt it was time for some kind of a change. These surroundings are nicer, the purple is soothing- yet somehow ennobling- and the absence of talentless whores eager to gobble down ad revenue is a blessing. Maybe we can get something happening around here that doesn't feel like we're couch surfing at our yuppie cousin's house.

Posted by: seanbedlam Mar 23 2010, 08:38 PM

QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Mar 23 2010, 10:24 PM) *

Welcome back Sean! We would roll out the red carpet but all we have lying around is a bit of sheepskin rug circa 1985.


BadAlbert, we will wreak imaginary destruction that will live on in our own minds for up to minutes at a time!

Posted by: seanbedlam Mar 23 2010, 08:44 PM

QUOTE(FunkBone @ Mar 24 2010, 05:06 AM) *

But I do read your myspace blog, I do.


I like Myspace- especially the fact it's owned by a soulless Aussie. (I've slacked off with my blogging there- I don't know why, because I always enjoy it.)

Posted by: sacredadmin Mar 24 2010, 03:00 AM

I have added the ability to embed MySpace videos but it looks like you do not have as many videos on MySpace now. Nevertheless, the method is the same as YouTube videos other than the tag is MYSPACE instead of YOUTUBE and place the video ID between the tags.




Posted by: Ashe Mar 24 2010, 10:52 AM

After watching Zombie Xmas Fairytale, I've had a thought.

Richard Dawkings: Brilliant biologist, annoying atheist.

Posted by: seanbedlam Mar 24 2010, 07:22 PM

QUOTE(sacredadmin @ Mar 24 2010, 08:00 PM) *

I have added the ability to embed MySpace videos but it looks like you do not have as many videos on MySpace now. Nevertheless, the method is the same as YouTube videos other than the tag is MYSPACE instead of YOUTUBE and place the video ID between the tags.





Thanks admin, I'm starting to use Myspace again so that will be very handy.

Posted by: seanbedlam Mar 24 2010, 07:31 PM

QUOTE(jimmylosanto @ Mar 24 2010, 02:26 AM) *

As recommended by His Eminence, The Great Bedlam, I have arrived here eager to interact with other peeps. And excited to shed my pockmarked youtube skin.

I am overjoyed to find links here to past Bedlam vids from 'back in the day'. Sadly though, they are no longer available to the public...for reasons I can only chalk up to being an overabundance of humility on Sean's part. I humbly request a re-genesis if you will Good Bedlam. Make them public again Sir...that we may bask once again in the recorded evolution of your insanity.--I mean...'fantasticness'.

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One fine day I will find a genius who can go through my collection of videos, edit them, and turn them into the mythical DVD that has been troubling my soul for nigh on five years. I can't do it, watching my old videos is like injecting pure Me into my own forearm.

Posted by: seanbedlam Mar 24 2010, 08:19 PM

So a few years ago I had a lot of time for all sorts of ridiculous books filled with healing jargon about being a special soul on a unique journey. Come to think of it, I believe in most of that shit, it's the lingo and the collect-the-set mentality that blows.

I believe all sorts of weirdness, and I hate it when that gets watered down and turned into a bumper sticker.

Come to think of it, my Nana's fridge was covered in stickers and magnets- all supposedly inspirational, all actually horrifying. I'm glad she's dead. In hell.




Posted by: Ashe Mar 26 2010, 12:38 PM

Seany, I seem to have already gotten on a couple of the members' bad sides. Am I doing it right?

Posted by: BadAlbert Mar 26 2010, 02:18 PM

Welcome to the forum, 10 points to you!

Posted by: Ashe Mar 26 2010, 02:19 PM

I'll take that as a resounding yes. Thankee sai.

Posted by: Goatgirluk Mar 27 2010, 06:08 PM

QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Mar 26 2010, 02:18 PM) *

Welcome to the forum, 10 points to you!



That's minus 37 points for you, +10 for Ashe and a damp gusset at the thought of Mr Bedlams return. Welcome.

Posted by: Ashe Mar 27 2010, 07:57 PM

I'm quite the popular guy lately. And thus begins my fall from the top.

Posted by: FunkBone Mar 27 2010, 11:14 PM

QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Mar 27 2010, 06:08 PM) *

and a damp gusset at the thought of Mr Bedlams return

I thought I smelled gusset.

Posted by: Goatgirluk Mar 29 2010, 03:34 PM

QUOTE(Ashe @ Mar 27 2010, 07:57 PM) *

I'm quite the popular guy lately.



Don't get ahead of yourself....you're popular when you dampen my gusset...mm'k.

Posted by: Ashe Mar 29 2010, 05:30 PM

And how does one go about dampening your gusset? Obviously, if Seany can dampen it, a certain, shall we say, "fuck off" attitude does it.

Posted by: seanbedlam Mar 29 2010, 10:29 PM

QUOTE(Ashe @ Mar 27 2010, 05:38 AM) *

Seany, I seem to have already gotten on a couple of the members' bad sides. Am I doing it right?


You're not alone Ashe, I just got a long message from a fan who reckons I alienated my fans by being a sell-out, and who also thinks I'm a Bill Hicks wannabe. And that's how some of my friends talk to me. smile.gif

Posted by: Goatgirluk Mar 30 2010, 01:52 AM

QUOTE(seanbedlam @ Mar 29 2010, 10:29 PM) *

You're not alone Ashe, I just got a long message from a fan who reckons I alienated my fans by being a sell-out, and who also thinks I'm a Bill Hicks wannabe. And that's how some of my friends talk to me. smile.gif


What are you hawking Mr Bedlam ? Should I prepare the minions to wear their khakis at half mast for your lost soul.....or is your fan just a bit green in the eye ?

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And for the record, I've seen nearly all of Bills Material and I've watched hours of yours -you compliment one another but walk to a different drum - oh and I think you are funnier than Stanhope...whom I have seen live.
Let your fans ponder that one.

Posted by: Ashe Mar 30 2010, 05:57 AM

QUOTE(seanbedlam @ Mar 29 2010, 11:29 PM) *

You're not alone Ashe, I just got a long message from a fan who reckons I alienated my fans by being a sell-out, and who also thinks I'm a Bill Hicks wannabe. And that's how some of my friends talk to me. smile.gif


When you "sell out", don't you end up making lots of money? As far as I know, you selling out consists of Ben Cousins and coming here. This makes about as much sense as a prostate exam at a gynecology office.

QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Mar 30 2010, 02:52 AM) *

And for the record, I've seen nearly all of Bills Material and I've watched hours of yours -you compliment one another but walk to a different drum - oh and I think you are funnier than Stanhope...whom I have seen live.
Let your fans ponder that one.


I can very much agree with that.

Posted by: seanbedlam Mar 31 2010, 10:41 PM

What I've got to sell is my sweet, sweet love. Starting next week I'll be renting out my bunghole under a bridge to lonely passersby and the angry homeless- who will pay in stale crumbs and long stories about the entertainment industry and how they used to manage a hair band in the 80's.

Posted by: Ashe Apr 1 2010, 05:30 AM

Remember to make your pooper all nice and pretty for them.

Posted by: seanbedlam Apr 1 2010, 10:58 PM

QUOTE(Ashe @ Apr 1 2010, 10:30 PM) *

Remember to make your pooper all nice and pretty for them.


My clients appreciate the attention to detail they find when they arrive at my back door. A sprig of rosemary, a basket of cut flowers and a glass of fresh mineral water await guests at "Sean's Arsehole".

Posted by: Goatgirluk Apr 2 2010, 04:02 AM

QUOTE(seanbedlam @ Apr 1 2010, 10:58 PM) *

My clients appreciate the attention to detail they find when they arrive at my back door. A sprig of rosemary, a basket of cut flowers and a glass of fresh mineral water await guests at "Sean's Arsehole".


Has anyone told Doc about this ? I do believe analingus is his mother tongue.

Posted by: Ashe Apr 2 2010, 11:27 AM

When Sean's customers enter his rectum, they experience a truth known to few.

Posted by: Goatgirluk Apr 4 2010, 06:15 AM

QUOTE(Ashe @ Apr 2 2010, 11:27 AM) *

When Sean's customers enter his rectum, they experience a truth known to few.


I think I will stick to dropping LSD, but thanks for the heads up....no pun intended.

Posted by: Ashe Apr 4 2010, 09:49 AM

Sexy.

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Posted by: FunkBone Apr 8 2010, 02:50 AM

Why must we travel all the way to Sean's myspace to hear the latest from BA? Just seems odd. Request permission to engage.

Posted by: seanbedlam Apr 9 2010, 10:54 PM

QUOTE(FunkBone @ Apr 8 2010, 06:50 PM) *

Why must we travel all the way to Sean's myspace to hear the latest from BA? Just seems odd. Request permission to engage.


What's going on with the Myspace thing? I'm in my room with the radio on, videos playing, I'm reading stuff, but I STILL NEED MORE INFORMATION!

Check this out:

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Posted by: Ashe Apr 10 2010, 04:22 PM

Double whammy right there. The prophet Hicks and Bedlam.

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Posted by: Ashe Apr 14 2010, 10:32 AM

Next they'll try to invade our rectums...oh wait...

Posted by: seanbedlam Apr 20 2010, 12:18 AM

So, because I performed in a mate's show this year, I got a Yellow Pass to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival- entry to any show- free. Our show finished two weeks into the festival, and that night we went to the Tuxedo Cat to bear witness to the truth at The Phatcave, MC'ed by Mickey D.

First, Nick Sun. Nick divides audiences into two groups: me and my friends; and people who walk the path of Correctitude. (But at the Phat Cave, he was among friends- this being the motherfucking underground, where- as Steve Hughes later pointed out- people read books.)

Nick Sun, Dr. Brown, Steve Hughes (and Reginald D. Hunter at The Forum) gave me what I want from comedy: intellect that isn't interested in jerking you off. Which in Dr. Brown's case is extra-special because he barely says a word in an hour long show.

We saw a lot of comedy, met many wonderful people, and walked away from that festival rather pleased with ourselves. My lady was overjoyed to get up during Simon Brodie's show 'Fitzroyalty' and tell a story about cleaning the toilets at the Punters Club. It was the last night of the festival and as she mimed the act of taking a dump into her hand I thought, "That's my girl". These are my people.








Posted by: Ashe Apr 20 2010, 11:34 AM

Truly wish I would've enjoyed that as well. Are there are vids of these guys around on youtube?

Posted by: seanbedlam Apr 20 2010, 09:24 PM

QUOTE(Ashe @ Apr 21 2010, 03:34 AM) *

Truly wish I would've enjoyed that as well. Are there are vids of these guys around on youtube?


Nick Sun, Reginald D. Hunter and Steve Hughes definitely have stuff on Youtube, though Nick's clips don't give a great indication of where he's at now. Since then he's toured with Doug Stanhope and ah, branched out...

Posted by: Ashe Apr 21 2010, 06:03 AM

Gotcha. I'm curious about Dr. Brown. That sounds like it was a really interesting show.

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Posted by: FunkBone Jun 4 2010, 12:50 AM

"... just as a cannibal eats his enemy's heart to gain his strength, we eat a hamburger to gain the courage and wisdom of the mighty cow..."
- Rev. Ivan Stang

Documentaries on the food industry are certainly enough to make you want to kill your own meat.

Posted by: FunkBone Jun 7 2010, 03:41 PM

I've been recently enjoying some Melbourne music:
http://www.myspace.com/thisisntseriousmum
TISM - It's new to me.


Posted by: Goatgirluk Jun 10 2010, 08:29 AM

QUOTE(seanbedlam @ Jun 2 2010, 10:43 PM) *





...yeah....happy birthday!

Come to London, better still get to Edinburgh comedy festival - your audience awaits. I can almost envision you meandering the cobbled streets, like a soothsayer/pied piper combo...spewing forth at random, helping people to face the sun or giving them a gentle push in the wheelchair race. Direction is their choice.

That or I really should stop smoking hash during the day.

Posted by: erin Jun 10 2010, 10:24 PM

QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Jun 10 2010, 09:29 AM) *

better still get to Edinburgh comedy festival


Edinburgh is an awesome place. I'm trying to get a gig there, so I can go back and take my kids.

Posted by: FunkBone Jun 11 2010, 05:01 PM

In what manner do you gig, erin?

Posted by: erin Jun 11 2010, 07:10 PM

QUOTE(FunkBone @ Jun 11 2010, 06:01 PM) *

In what manner do you gig, erin?

I break into banks. Surely I've mentioned this before.

Posted by: FunkBone Jun 12 2010, 12:26 AM

I wasn't paying attention.

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