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post Aug 31 2013, 11:11 PM
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Probably the premise for the most wildest and most unbelievable conspiracies. Like for example, (besides the one we all know) apparently some people think President Obama is Osama Bin Laden. And as crazy as that sounds (because it is) they do have some uncannily similar features. But that is just retarded. Even if they are the same person (and they're not because that is retarded) it is still retarded because there would be zero point in doing something that ...retarded.

So next time you watch a Superman movie and you and you start wondering why nobody knows Clark Kent is Superman think about that. Think about that America/Britain. Think about that internet. Think about that Sacred Cow. I'm Dr. Death, <insert catch phrase>.

P.S. Sarah Silverman totally did porn.


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post Sep 1 2013, 10:05 PM
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I agree.


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post Oct 5 2013, 11:40 AM
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You mean the video where "Sarah" fucks a clown? Cuz I watched that shit many times, and although I saw the resemblance there's no way it was her.

On a related note, did you know Sarah Silverman is 43?


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