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BadAlbert
post Dec 19 2008, 02:15 PM
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*bursts into room* HEY GUYS! Where's the party at huh? Why all the long faces?! It's Christmas, the premier celebration of our beloved capitalism! I have a bottle of scotch and a tray of little sausages! Guys?


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post Dec 20 2008, 09:02 AM
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QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Dec 19 2008, 03:15 PM) *

*bursts into room* HEY GUYS! Where's the party at huh? Why all the long faces?! It's Christmas, the premier celebration of our beloved capitalism! I have a bottle of scotch and a tray of little sausages! Guys?


Sausages!


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post Dec 22 2008, 02:59 PM
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Might as well post in the old forums.

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post Dec 22 2008, 03:14 PM
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Or just never ever post anywhere again, instead opting to lock yourself in a shed, crawl to the darkest corner, sit down with a heaving sigh, and bash yourself in the face with a hammer until you can't breathe.


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post Dec 22 2008, 04:05 PM
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Frankly, I'm tired of carrying this place. Let Kevin tend his own garden. Besides, I've risen to the verge of Messiahdom over at ForumWarz -- and they have games -- what games does Sacred Cow have? Where's Prankster-God's Archeological Scavenger Hunt? Where's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus: Home Edition? Where's Life is a Dream and We're The Imagination of Ourselves Drug-Induced-Philosopical-Insight Trivia Challenge*?

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A. Reflections of a collective emotion, and the echos of God.
B. A perfectly shaped sphere, like of rubber bands; each path circular and intersecting all others.
C. The universe is. The universe IS, man. Think about it...
D. I need to ponder that. I will be in the crawl space under the house. And I'm going to need popsicles.


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post Dec 22 2008, 06:08 PM
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That's very disappointing. Good luck in your new venture. An ignominious end to the once mighty cow. I'm calling you a cow. Or am I? Maybe I am not. I no longer care. Or do I? Someone tell me. I just don't know anymore. I'm the ghost of christmas past and I say 'I want fucking scalectrix!'


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post Dec 22 2008, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Dec 22 2008, 06:08 PM) *

That's very disappointing. Good luck in your new venture. An ignominious end to the once mighty cow. I'm calling you a cow. Or am I? Maybe I am not. I no longer care. Or do I? Someone tell me. I just don't know anymore. I'm the ghost of christmas past and I say 'I want fucking scalectrix!'

So you're going to insult me, and then try to soften the blow by following it with a baffoonishly endearing, meandering narrative? Have you been reading The Milky Cowboy playbook again? I plan on being no more removed from this board than you are; what does that make you?


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post Dec 23 2008, 01:38 AM
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Captain Sam the six gun toting ameoba? Larry The Sea Spaz? Johnny The Sandwich Stealer From Old London Town? Harry The Hedgehog? Sharon The Shoelace? Bobby The Destroyer? Frankie The Green Bean? Cheese Gordon (cousin of Flash)?


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post Dec 23 2008, 02:13 PM
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Indeed, those certainly are some very creative if not preposterous theories. However, I believe there is far more simple and rational explanation...

YOU'RE A SCOUNDREL!!


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post Dec 23 2008, 03:08 PM
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Quite.


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post Dec 23 2008, 07:34 PM
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Here is a picture that describes us a great deal:

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post Dec 24 2008, 04:50 AM
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Once upon a time... Now where's my cane, I have urgent matters to attend to.


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post Dec 24 2008, 07:52 PM
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This used to be my playground [used to be]
This used to be my childhood dream
This used to be the place I ran to
Whenever I was in need
Of a friend
Why did it have to end
And why do they always say

Dont look back
Keep your head held high
Dont ask them why
Because life is short
And before you know
Youre feeling old
And your heart is breaking
Dont hold on to the past
Well thats too much to ask

(long and movie versions only:)

(chorus)
Live and learn
Well the years they flew
And we never knew
We were foolish then
We would never tire
And that little fire
Is still alive in me
It will never go away
Cant say goodbye to yesterday [cant say goodbye]

(chorus)

No regrets
But I wish that you
Were here with me
Well then theres hope yet
I can see your face
In our secret place
Youre not just a memory
Say goodbye to yesterday [the dream]
Those are words Ill never say [Ill never say]

This used to be my playground [used to be]
This used to be our pride and joy
This used to be the place we ran to
That no one in the world could dare destroy

(short and movie versions only:)

This used to be our playground [used to be]
This used to be our childhood dream
This used to be the place we ran to
I wish you were standing here with me

(movie version only:)

This used to be our playground [used to be]
This used to be our great escape
This used to be the place we ran to
This used to be our secret hiding place

This used to be our playground [used to be]
This used to be our childhood dream
This used to be the place we ran to
The best things in life are always free
Wishing you were here with me


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post Dec 26 2008, 11:29 AM
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The party is at wherever I am, doofus!
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post Dec 27 2008, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE(russetbabe @ Dec 26 2008, 11:29 AM) *

The party is at wherever I am, doofus!

Granted, given your mouth goes with you.


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