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Dr. Death
post Jul 13 2015, 09:34 PM
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You're the reason it's dead, dipshit.

Know how I know this is true? Cuz you ain't me. And I ain't reading this.

You can go ahead and piss and moan some more about it, whenever you decide to check in, the handful of you left. Go take a hard look in the mirror while you wait for somebody else to post.


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post Jul 14 2015, 02:38 PM
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I located a mirror, took a hard look, and was rewarded with a whole bunch of handsome.


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post Jul 20 2015, 06:54 AM
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I have a three way mirror, to the right I see a whole bunch of handsome ( Hey FB x) and to the left I see you Doc...sweating with your dick in your hand. I look straight ahead and I see nobody, I musta got lost along the way.




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post Jul 22 2015, 01:37 AM
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I can't speak for everyone else, but I stopped posting here when I realized I was sick of the endless cycle of cynicism and self-gratification. I didn't like who I was becoming. It reached a high point where I didn't even want to bemoan the bemoaning any more, realized there was nothing to be gained from these conversations.

Why did I stop posting? Simple - I decided I'd rather be happy.


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post Jul 23 2015, 01:02 PM
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I remember when you stopped posting - That was a Good Day


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sunupu
post Aug 12 2015, 12:36 PM
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Do the math - the more time and energy you invest here flinging shit like a chimpanzee the less you're investing elsewhere. Who gives a fuck whether or not you can win arguments on a forum? It's like owning a billion dollars in Monopoly money.

There's a reason the most consistent posters here are fat self-loathing slobs - they have nothing else to offer. I'd rather put in real work than just build myself a tinfoil Crown and appoint myself king of the interwebz.


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post Aug 15 2015, 08:07 PM
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There stands death, a bluish distillate in a cup without a saucer......or something like that.
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post Aug 23 2015, 07:00 PM
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Tits! Or g..., no, just tits.


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post Sep 4 2015, 12:49 PM
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QUOTE(FunkBone @ Aug 23 2015, 08:00 PM) *

Tits! Or g..., no, just tits.


I'm sure they've made their rounds.
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post Sep 14 2015, 10:56 AM
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No matter what happens, I still find myself coming back here from time to time, however, I think many of us got slapped on the lips by life's demands. Fuck it, it's good to see everyone is still breathing.
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post Oct 30 2015, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Jul 20 2015, 07:54 AM) *

I have a three way mirror, to the right I see a whole bunch of handsome ( Hey FB x) and to the left I see you Doc...sweating with your dick in your hand. I look straight ahead and I see nobody, I musta got lost along the way.


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QUOTE(Jessica Rabbit @ Aug 15 2015, 09:07 PM) *

There stands death, a bluish distillate in a cup without a saucer......or something like that.


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If only I'd known that... Would've been like taking candy from a 2-year-old...

3 jobs, nose to the grindstone. 2 prominent leading-industry companies--and no, not the food service industry--along with that government agency that predates the revolution. Death 2.1 came last January.


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post Nov 24 2015, 07:09 PM
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post Jan 11 2016, 02:47 AM
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I only really miss BadAlbert. And Funkbone, but he's always with me in spirit.

Sunupu is okay too. Eh, scratch that. No, no, I'm going to stand by it.
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post Feb 15 2016, 05:40 PM
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Hey gang! Hello Nedak, long time no see.

I miss the old place slightly, when it was a laugh. But that is pretty much the same for the internet generally. The horrors of real life have certainly been shaking their withered, wraith-like fists in my still pretty face the last few years. Like fo' realzies, yo.



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post Feb 24 2016, 09:42 PM
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I miss the fact that back in 2005, I didn't Google, "Some other set of complete fucking losers online", and ended up wasting an entire decade of my life. I mean imagine the possibilities of that potential choice! Right Miss BadAlbert?


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