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BeezleBozo
post Apr 10 2008, 09:04 PM
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Booth asked me to come back here and say hi, but I'm just gonna go back and read and laugh at my old posts, because they're all brilliant and none of the rest of you are worth shit to read.
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post Apr 10 2008, 11:23 PM
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My this one has a mouth on him! Perhaps someone should show him how to use it. (Unbuttons fly...)that's right, I'm wearing button fly jeans! Deal with it!

But in all serious BzzlB, perhaps one must look deeper to see the true meaning of these works of liturature. For example, one turns a keen eye to the works of one CM, whose iconic line, "tuna tastes like pussy" ushered in a tasteful and delightfully deep approach on the subject of vaginal flavors. Go ahead, drink it up (like YOUR MILKSHAKE!), let the aroma of the words invade your senses like the scent of a nice glass of Chianti. I'll wait...


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post Apr 11 2008, 05:44 AM
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post Apr 11 2008, 07:10 AM
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You weren't this excited to see me BadAlbert; suddenly Beezlebozo comes along and you're like some underfed golden retriever.

The only reason I'm going to play into this whole thing is to emphasize how much I'm not going to play into it... Damn it... I feel tricked...

Just read your crap and get out then BB... or read mine, which is 5x as good, 10x as often. Nobody tunes in for reruns (of stupid shit). The dow is up 10 and 20%, there's no market for being a ninja...


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post Apr 11 2008, 07:36 AM
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I measured my cock this morning and it is now 8 inches when fully erect and inside your arse. Somehow it grew an inch in the time I've been away, go figure.


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post Apr 11 2008, 07:49 AM
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My goodness, what a whopper!

Er... I mean, you know, as in a lie...


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post Apr 11 2008, 07:53 AM
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C'mon don't be jealous, we can't all be adequate as sexual beings. In olden days you would've been prized as head eunuch.


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post Apr 11 2008, 07:56 AM
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I doubt your dick's that big dude, maybe if you start measuring from the bottom of your sack...


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post Apr 11 2008, 09:25 AM
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QUOTE(sunupu @ Apr 11 2008, 12:23 AM) *

My this one has a mouth on him! Perhaps someone should show him how to use it. (Unbuttons fly...)that's right, I'm wearing button fly jeans! Deal with it!

But in all serious BzzlB, perhaps one must look deeper to see the true meaning of these works of liturature. For example, one turns a keen eye to the works of one CM, whose iconic line, "tuna tastes like pussy" ushered in a tasteful and delightfully deep approach on the subject of vaginal flavors. Go ahead, drink it up (like YOUR MILKSHAKE!), let the aroma of the words invade your senses like the scent of a nice glass of Chianti. I'll wait...


Bitch I do what the fuck I want, and you sound like a world class dork.
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post Apr 11 2008, 10:11 AM
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I'm trying to imagine Kevin Booth asking you to "come back here and say hi" please fill in the details for me.


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post Apr 11 2008, 10:28 AM
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I'll paint the picture myself then. Couple big shot's like you and KB, maybe a chance meeting, you strike up a conversation at the admiral's club between flights; captivating moments shared in each other's coyish gaze; your hands intermingling in the bowl of complimentary pretzel mix. Booth in his best clean shaven butch lesbian ensemble, you with a greasy black pony tail and wispy porn star moustache, maybe a goatee...

Am I in the ball park here?


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post Apr 11 2008, 11:00 AM
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You lean in, gently brushing your lower lip against his earlobe "I want to suck your cock." you whisper.


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post Apr 11 2008, 11:18 AM
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Beezle,

would you be so kind as to take my soul?


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post Apr 11 2008, 03:01 PM
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If by world-class dork you mean someone who reads, then yes. Again, as I said to funk bone, I-RAA-KNEE! Saying one thing while in fact meaning the opposite! You see, I was making a point that was in many ways in agreeance with your statements, which you proceeded to discredit me for. I suppose we can see the humor in that, and by we I mean everyone else on this thread but you.

I knew I shouldn't have said anything, something about the nature of your posts made me feel you lack the subtlety to accept anything I say. But apparently no, nuance is only something me, CM, Dr. D, Nedak, GG, and almost everybody else on these boards understand. Maybe it's because we're such world-class dorks, I'll let you make that call.


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post Apr 11 2008, 03:32 PM
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Letting him make the call is like having a blind referee who doesn't need the job.


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