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post Aug 6 2008, 02:25 PM
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I'd still have my job at Target.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/05/r...a_n_117071.html

Just look at that little skank. You know she wants it...

BTW: I received a warning from human resources because I said something to somebody (they wouldn't tell me what) that offended somebody else (they wouldn’t tell me who) not involved in the conversation who happened to overhear. Since I had already received a warning, they "forced me to resign" after -- get this -- I asked a girl there if she was seeing a guy at work that I had heard rumored. Apparently I was "getting personal" and that made her “uncomfortable”. Go Russia!






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post Aug 6 2008, 02:27 PM
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All of the chicks who work at Target are usually old and fuckin nasty.
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post Aug 6 2008, 06:31 PM
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Well at least it wasn't rape they legalized.

Russia's a whole 'nother ball game though. Did you know they have a conception day in Russia? There's so few people being made in Russia, there's a designated day where the government says you can't work, but instead go and fuck someone (provided it leads to children, of course). Looking at it that way, a little ass-grab now and then kind of seems less of a problem.

What? I'm not being callous or anything, I'm just saying Russia's got bigger problems. This is worse then the time I took the pro side in child pornography. Weirdly enough, Doug Stanhope later did a bit where he said almost all the same things I did.


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post Aug 6 2008, 06:36 PM
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Fuck sexual harrasment. If it's an illegal act, press charges. If it's not even an illegal act -- you know things like loitering, skateboarding, and smoking pot -- shut the fuck up about it.


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post Aug 6 2008, 06:39 PM
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That's the curse that goes along with comedy genius sunupu.

Being made to take the day of work to fuck is not a problem.


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post Aug 6 2008, 06:46 PM
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And Doc, you got fired for stapling your cock to your desk and years of sub par performance.


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post Aug 6 2008, 06:49 PM
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QUOTE(Tone @ Aug 6 2008, 06:46 PM) *

And Doc, you got fired for stapling your cock to your desk and years of sub par performance.


Is that not his job? Full time cock stapler.
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post Aug 6 2008, 07:00 PM
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He was the senior assistant cock stapler at one point, but got demoted to scrotum paper clipping.



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post Aug 6 2008, 07:10 PM
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How uncharacteristic of you just to spazz out like this... Remind me not to sit next to you on the bus when you've got a fork in your hand.


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post Aug 6 2008, 07:35 PM
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I'll remind you alright, by sticking a fork into your chin.



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post Aug 6 2008, 10:29 PM
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chin forker...


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post Aug 6 2008, 10:57 PM
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Read it again, dick-pump. The reason they have a day designated for fucking is their population is dwindling. They are facing extinction.

And sexual harassment is bullshit (provided no actual felonies are being committed). It's just more bs about "Well, a woman shouldn't have to work in a threatening environment". Well fine, then what about cops or construction workers or one of the eight billion jobs that are actually dangerous?

If you really have a genuine problem some ham-fisted loser breathing down your neck every time you make a copy then quit. Nobody's making you work in that environment, it's just another way for the company to falsely assure your safety while you grow old and weak under their watchful eye.


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You suck so bad sunupu. Whatever the reason for it, fucking is still fucking. You arse fissure.


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post Aug 7 2008, 03:38 AM
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QUOTE(Codine @ Aug 7 2008, 01:49 AM) *

Is that not his job? Full time cock stapler.


Awww bless, my lonely weirdo stalker's still around.

Good for you, not being disheartened by the royal slapping I gave you last time you opened your stupid gob. Persistence is no substitute for ability but you're doing your best and that's at least something, eh?


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post Aug 7 2008, 04:59 AM
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