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Dr. Death
post Sep 19 2012, 10:41 AM
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Dr. Death shakes Sunupu doll up and down: "Hi guys, I think a lot about stuff like politics and new ideas and I'm still kind of trying to form my point after I begin but I think I will get around to it eventually and well anyways..."

Shakes Funkbone: "Shut up Sunupu! Everything is a lie."

Shakes JR: "Yeah shut up Sunupu! I want to tell him to shut up too!"

Brings out TMC, rocking him side to side to walk: "Hello partners, I am The Milky Cowboy, look at me I am so whacky, la la la... oh wait, was I saying...?"

Pulls out the Sandman quickly from behind his back: "I am the Sandman! I have appeared suddenly! I have been watching like Batman! Whoosh! Now I am gone!"


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post Sep 19 2012, 05:35 PM
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Funkbone shakes Dr Death doll: "JR is a stupid whore and sunupu wont be cool until he realizes this."

Grabs Funkbone doll and starts raping GG doll, then grabs WW doll and starts slapping the two aforementioned dolls. Then Funkbone doll rapes WW, and then WW doll.


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post Sep 19 2012, 08:54 PM
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Sunupu doll jerks off just to say he was a part of it.


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post Sep 20 2012, 01:06 AM
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I just realized how philosophical it is. It's like we're all little puppets, easily lead and pushed towards goals.

Sorry, I just watched Cabin in the Woods. That stoner character reminds me of Dr. Death.


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post Sep 20 2012, 05:31 AM
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Sunupu, some girl on this phone game offered to send me her dirty panties. I don't even know what to say cuz not like I asked. Want me send her your address?


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post Sep 20 2012, 10:13 AM
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She sounds disgusting, so yes. Do you think she'll let me put it in her ass?


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post Sep 20 2012, 11:29 AM
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Probably. I been e-pimpin them hos (which would be gay imo if I was all proud of it but, you know, pshh I'm all cool and don't care). I told one I had a magic bunny that gets bigger and jumps in her hand if she pets it, and she goes neato I have three holes he can hide in. I mean... you know, don't sound like a sex offender... but bitches like those little girl games, I mean some more than others, but it is universal, that daddy shit. You got to flip it back on them when they come up with some condescending shit, but playful like they're just a little girl and you don't take them serious for a sec.


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post Sep 20 2012, 04:01 PM
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See, that is the thing though, bitches ain't nothing serious to get worked up about IRL. And you can lose site of that and put to much value on that shit sometimes, but you have to catch yourself. I mean they are just like hos and tricks grabbin on your nuts and sucking your dick basically. And that's the best attitude you can have. They eat that shit up.


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post Sep 20 2012, 08:31 PM
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I think we should talk about how badass I am. Literally.

It is really not even all that great. Being "Mr. Scary Guy" is not always to your advantage. But it is not like you can turn it off, because you are not consciously doing it. You're not trying. And that is the thing, I don't try to be intimmidating, so when somebody comes at me trying to be an intimmidating I either misjudge them as putting me on, or I think how fucking insecure and socially inept this guy must be for him to be doing this shit because I did nothing to provoke it; I have been friendly, not intimmidating. So I'm intimmidating by not being intimmidated. So this asshole is staring me down and I'm amused cuz I'm either thinking one of the two things I mentioned is going on... and then he'll shoot something clever at me trying to trip me up... and I shoot something back one better, ever the calm and clever... but I don't even need to, or I can have all the time I need to think of something, cuz he will just stare you down until you think of something, and the guy is so tensed up trying to be hardcore you can just, make a face, or a gesture, or change the tonality of your voice, real soft, make it weird or suddenly loud, anything as long as it is a bold action and he will be your captive audiance... so yeah, I mean maybe I am blowing my own horn a little bit, but yeah, I think also a little informative perspective on, idk, psychology or some shit... maybe you kind of got to be pushed to the point where you just can't give a fuck anymore and you have no guilt because life has punished you enough... you know, fun times. It just is baby, you can call me smug or concieted, think that, I don't care, it just is, and like one of them be careful what you wish for kind of things -- there's a flipside. People think of people getting scared as backing down, but that is half the equation. It is a fight or flight reaction. And some people's fight is just quiet resentment and passive aggressive bullshit if you regularly interact with them. Fun fuckin' times.


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post Sep 21 2012, 04:56 PM
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Or maybe it is just because I'm that good-looking. Who knows?


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post Sep 21 2012, 05:53 PM
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I kind of feel sorry for people in general. Its just like, I'm just surrounded by a bunch of little pussy faggots who are so easily influenced and have absolutely nothing to contribute. And honestly, I can't say I quite understand it, are these bitches even sentient? What is their thought process? How fucking miserable their little lives must be. What small, and unnoteworthy existences they lead, sucking up air and looking for meaning in others greater than themselves. How utterly weak and expendable these non-contributing members of society are. It is hard to even say the illuminati has not got it right. People are just weak and stupid and not worth living, except for maybe 1%. Or they deserve to be slaves if they cannot stand on their own two feet and take initiative to create something with a purpose independant of others influence. You guys know what I mean. Fucking drooling glossy-eyed garbage, most folks. We need to take out the garbage.


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post Sep 21 2012, 07:50 PM
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Shakes Dr Death doll: "It's like I'm pissing into the wind." Stands Dr Death doll on soap box (Irish Spring) and shakes: "Ye, I have been to... Lo, I have seen the... sunupu, I see you are taking notes on what I am wearing rather than what I am saying... "

Has Funkbone doll escort all other dolls to lego dungeon.


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post Sep 21 2012, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE(FunkBone @ Sep 21 2012, 08:50 PM) *

Shakes Dr Death doll: "It's like I'm pissing into the wind." Stands Dr Death doll on soap box (Irish Spring) and shakes: "Ye, I have been to... Lo, I have seen the... sunupu, I see you are taking notes on what I am wearing rather than what I am saying... "

Has Funkbone doll escort all other dolls to lego dungeon.


But think about it... Sacred Cow, a platform for Bill Hicks, who expressed ideas on more than one occassion about stupid worthless people mucking up society and how we would be better if they were dead... and Sacred Cow, a platform for raising awareness on issues labled as "conspiracy", ideally to circumvent all this big brother shit who are evil because they are basically planning to do what Bill had mentioned... What fucking hypocrites we are.


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post Sep 22 2012, 02:50 AM
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I mean, well, kinda. But kinda not though, too. But kinda.


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post Sep 22 2012, 11:59 AM
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Yeah, kinda. I'm kinda drunk and I kinda like porn.

Kinda.


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