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post Sep 22 2012, 07:57 PM
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post Sep 24 2012, 11:27 AM
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Oi'm not blatherin' aboyt sum elaborate conspiracy. oi don't imagine de staff at cracked is al' "in on it" an' sits raun schemin' up misinformashun. it's really pure simple. de guy writes de article. it goes ter de editor. yer man looks it over an' if is well-written an' within certain standards an' principles, (whom yer man 'as discussed wi' 'is 'eadbombadare, an' yer man in a go discussed wi' 'is 'eadbombadare, on down de line etc.) den so'tiz dead on an' gets published. an' oi never said dat wus even de case. only a likely possibility worth considerin'. to assume cos a publicashun is based on 'umor therefore dat makes so'tiz somehow impartial is totally unfounded.


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post Sep 24 2012, 11:33 AM
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By th' way it main be braw livin' in sic' a naife an' idealistic warld. can Ah come visit ye sometime? is it loch neverlain? shoods Ah sprinkle myself wi' cognitife dissonance an' jist hink canty thooghts? will thaur be lots ay yoong wee jimmies an' pirates tae play wi'?


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post Sep 24 2012, 11:35 AM
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Occam's razor? in da house iz ya occam's razor: I leave da yard wiv da newspapa westside side on da coffee table opun to da soduku page. I return from checkin da mail an' greet me dawg, da only one who wuz in da yard while I wuz away. astonished, I chek down hat da newspapa to chek da soduku completely filled hout in me absense. occam's razor, call da newspapa me dawg iz da genius. i reckon dat iz gona be da fair parellel to ya fought process on dis. Is it coz I is black?


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post Sep 24 2012, 11:38 AM
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'mmm, I wonder 'oo owns cracked magazine? I would be surprised if they owned several ovver media outlets as 'eaven and 'ell. usually that is 'a things Kathy Burke. might butcher's into that. it is 6's and 7's and rathead ter say gwb planned or 'ad aahhht ter do wif a conspiracy involvin' 9/11. 'e didn't. and i'm Bobby 'e was given minimal information and sum Dolly instructions by those 'oo did.


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post Sep 24 2012, 11:49 AM
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Mindless? 'oy inaccate. yews iz pairin' an adjectife wi' dah neane simply cos dey iz commonly used tergethah, nae cos belt fthah illustrates de statement. dat iz spinnor writin'. spinnor writin' iz door. if yor, one's auld bane, iz accusin' meself av rhetoric in compaaarrisohn yor ovah daor 'ill tak' de wespek. wus mindless iz yor, one's auld bane, negatin' everythin' simply by labelin' as comin' mwah mwah 'an dah "conspiracy type" an' usin' dat as twirly pass nae tah engage waaat iz betwane yissah eaaass. wus alsoh mindless iz yissah complete unawaaareness in dat waaat yor, one's auld bane, posted shows contempt fe dohs m skeptical dan yor, one's auld bane,, an' yor, one's auld bane, in dah jolly 'eavan an' 'eel goh actin' as if yor, one's auld bane, 'av miskin wronged fe nae receivin' dah waaarm recepshan tah belt. is it cos wan is black? jolly gran' sha auld bane!


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post Sep 24 2012, 11:52 AM
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LOL, now it reminds me of a thread in 2005.


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post Sep 24 2012, 11:58 AM
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Wot is the bloody real meanin' of 72 virgins? "each nickle and dime we Bo-Peep wif a 'ouri we find 'er virgin. besides, the chuffin' todge of the elected never softens. the perplextion is eternal; the sensation that ya Orange Peel each nickle and dime ya make golden dove is utterly delicious and aahhht of this world and were ya ter experience it in this world ya would faint. each chosen wahn [ie muslim] will marry sev'nty [sic] 'ouris, besides the women 'e Cash and Carried on earf, and aw will 'ave appetizin' vaginas." al-suyuti, 16f century orthodox muslim theologian though the unfettered, gratifitory appeal undoubtedly ensued by that of eternal erections and appetizin' vaginas may be too side-strickingly, dumbfoundingly, gloriously brimmin' wif beautiful prominence for sum ter second guess such a grandiose portrayal of one’s celesensual patriarchal brownie-point badge redemption system; let us delve further shall we? why, be it wif appetizin' vaginas in play wahn scarcely need tell the Robin Hood doctor twice! 'old close unto me thus reader, such truths must be uncovered, they must be grasped and squeezed and fully inspected as sum succulent fruit; penetrated ter their very center for the intellectual qualities 'eld within their folds. 'eed me call, come wif me dear reader, let us come together, let us venture forf on a magical journey, diggin' deep into the splayed contents of fact and myf. it will be kick-ass. a 'ouri refers ter that of a dark-eyed, pure, female bein'. accordin' ter the koran aw Robin Hood muslim “slaves of god” will be rewarded wif sev'nty-two of them chicken pen they enter 'eaven along wif aity-thousand servants. aity-thousand. yeah. considerin' these guys 're mastered by a 'orny towel-rod wif a perpetual boner and a lion’s share of divinely spawned Posh n Becks nymphets, i’m bettin' they clock a Hoppin' Pot of downtime. anyway, as it would turn aahhht, blowin' yourself up into a million perfume-oiled, fleshy pieces isn’t a pre-requisite. wot it is, 'owever, is an “honorable death” and a clever lil' shortcut ter ensure the prize of your worldly/unworldly desires. leef it ter 'uman ingenuity ter find a loophole. here’s the catch though- the ancient texts aw Two and Eight “seventy-two 'urs”- nuffin' is mentioned of “seventy-two 'ouris”. accordingly, this is Pearly Queen as sum sort of typographical error or misinterpretation as the case might be by those 'oo would choose ter do so… wot is a 'ur ya ask? 'eaven and 'ell seein' as the islamic 'eaven is often referred ter as a garden this would make a lil' more sense- a 'ur is interpreted as, in a mother's pearly gate many instances of it appearance in the koran, (get this) a white raisin. that’s wite, sev'nty-two (or a much Mick, countless number dependin' on 'oo ya ask) blimey raisins. nuffin' is mentioned of a juice Charles Fox and a bib. of course, white raisins were considered a 'igh delicacy in the ancient 'rabic world. chaste young women or pale, dried-up, wrinkled fruits; alla me ter let ya draw your Jack Jones conclusions on that wahn.


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post Sep 25 2012, 09:21 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Sep 22 2012, 12:14 PM) *

They are a front for satanic occultists in the business of child sex trafficking.


Those fuckers...


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post Sep 25 2012, 10:36 AM
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QUOTE(Light @ Sep 25 2012, 10:21 AM) *

Those fuckers...

Those poor, wee jimmies.


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post Oct 2 2012, 01:58 PM
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Not sure what you American types get from the BBC, but "7/7 Bombings: Conspiracy Road Trip" is a worthwhile watch.



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post Oct 2 2012, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE(Light @ Oct 2 2012, 01:58 PM) *

Not sure what you American types get from the BBC,

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QUOTE(Light @ Oct 2 2012, 01:58 PM) *
but "7/7 Bombings: Conspiracy Road Trip" is a worthwhile watch.

Andrew Maxwell:
"...The bombings in London in 2005 was the most shocking event in recent British history. Four suicide bombers killed 52 innocent people and injured over 700 others. Unbelievably, there are a number of conspiracists who doubt the official version of events... "

I'm curious to know what you found "worthwhile" about this ridiculously apologetic pile of turds.


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post Oct 3 2012, 09:23 AM
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QUOTE(FunkBone @ Oct 2 2012, 05:00 PM) *

Not much since Ideal
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Andrew Maxwell:
"...The bombings in London in 2005 was the most shocking event in recent British history. Four suicide bombers killed 52 innocent people and injured over 700 others. Unbelievably, there are a number of conspiracists who doubt the official version of events... "

I'm curious to know what you found "worthwhile" about this ridiculously apologetic pile of turds.


Tell me, have you actually seen it? I'm guessing not.

Ideal was ace. I believe there is a movie version in the offing.


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post Oct 3 2012, 09:54 AM
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"Unbelievably" someone "doubts" something. Wow... are you shitting me?

But we told you happened! It was on the TV! How could a person possibly even concieve, even fathom, he was not given anything but the 100% unabridged truth by the media? Sure, I mean, we have many now-unrefuted and completely disclosed instances of events that were formerly covered up in the past, but that is history! Whoever learned anything from history?


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post Oct 3 2012, 10:06 AM
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Like they are holding up a big bag of rocks saying, "This is how dumb you are!", before they hit you over the head with it.

"Der... those rocks are shiny! Do it again! Do it again! Shiny things make me happy. I don't like to think about things that are not shiny."


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