[Dr. Death]

Ok, so both the Mayans and the Chinese predicted this would be the end of the world. Big whoop right? A little more eerie when you consider the Mayans predicted the exact day in 1519 "white skinned gods would arrive in great ships from across the ocean"... Now get this, modern science has predicted on that day there's going to be like some wierd eclipse where the sun lines up with the earth in a straight line with the center of the galaxy. This only happens every 25,000 years or so, they don't know what it will do exactly, but supposedly the north and south poles are going to reverse and everything will go to complete shit with natural disasters.

[sunupu]

Don't really buy it, but at the same time I'm placing bets on it. I always thought it would be weird if only I died that day, nobody else. In a sense it would be the end of the world, but only through my fragmented perspective.

[Dr. Death]

Ok, you don't buy modern science can predict an astronomical event... What do live in a cave and paint the walls with your own feces?

[Dr. Death]

The Hopi tribe believes it will be the begining of "the fifth world."

[Nedak]

There is also a theory that Aliens will come down and liberate us all.

Another theory is that our Pineal Glands will explode releasing DMT and taking us into another dimension.

Whatever it is, I'm getting laid that day.

[FunkBone]

I was reading some guy's theory on Planet X coming by and flipping the earth around. He proposed that when the Earth's polarity is shifted, all the information on the hard drives of our brains will be erased or unreadable, reducing us to primal beasts.

[Nedak]

That doesn't even make any sense..

[FunkBone]

Sure it does. Your brain is electric.

[Nedak]

Yes, but there is no evidence to suggest that a gravitational shit would cause our brains to simply erase like a computer.

[Nedak]

Even if it did and we were reduced to the intelligence of a bird, then we would still reproduce normal offspring.

[Light]

Nedak, are you really asking Funkbone for one of his beliefs to make sense?

I mean, really?

I argued with a chap in South Africa about this; he claimed that it was both Mayans and Babylonians, and that the Iraq land grab was the preceding event of the 2012 apocalypse. He was less than happy when I suggested that the London Olympics will probably be the harbinger of the end of the world. Less so again when I mentioned that living your life by the predictions of a society who failed singularly to predict their own utter annhiliation is the action of a fuckwit who want to abdicate all responsibility for their own mind.

[Nedak]

Sorry.. I have a habit for thinking things through.

[russetbabe]

The power of Google

[Dr. Death]

How about MODERN ASTRONOMER'S saying "Yeah, there's going to be a big, unprecidented, fuckin' crazy-ass alignment that'll fuck shit up out the ass."?

No wait -- this just in -- Light has found something questionable with Babylonian history, and since they also predicted this would happen, clearly it is therefore all bullshit. There is no need to be alarmed. Eminent disaster has been averted. Please resume you regular schedule of nihilism.

[Light]

Wow...you just cannot stand not being taken seriously when you make a "serious" point, can you?

Actually, that's not quite right; you can't stand your view being dismissed. Which is hilarious bearing in mind it's you.

Modern Astonomers talking about a particular alignment of stars is a million miles away from them saying "The world will end!". Nice of you to try and conflate the two though. In future, I recommend using logic rather than deciding on what you want to be true, then running with that.

You know; like Funkbone does. I have to say, I'm surprised you're copying his style.