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post Sep 9 2007, 04:44 AM
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post Sep 9 2007, 08:29 AM
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He's right. Your pictures do suck.


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post Sep 9 2007, 01:23 PM
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I rather enjoyed those. Who is the Bad monkey?


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post Sep 9 2007, 03:04 PM
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When my monkey's bad I have to put him in the corner for a time out.


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post Sep 11 2007, 08:47 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Sep 9 2007, 03:04 PM) *

When my monkey's bad I have to put him in the corner for a time out.


I could go with the obvious...."I think timeouts are stupid...I spank my monkey"....


But, instead, I chose to go with...."Geeeepoopie pants my monkey chunky I like a flippy pwear!....
And my monkey sucks a mean cock....and my cock is mean...it once beat a man to death with a ball-peen hammer...just like a little old lady....them mean old bitches..."


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post Sep 11 2007, 09:42 AM
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Dick shit dick.


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post Sep 11 2007, 08:20 PM
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That was 3 posts and no one even answered my question outta all that.
Who is the bad monkey?

My spider sense tells me it's Doc but I wouldn't know why it is significant.


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post Sep 12 2007, 03:06 PM
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My spider sense tells me Little Miss Muffet IPB Image
sat on a tuffet, IPB Image
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider, IPB Image
Who sat down beside her. IPB Image
And frightened Miss Muffet IPB Image away!


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post Sep 12 2007, 03:16 PM
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It also tells me the itsy bitsy spider IPB Image went up the water spout,
Down IPB Image came the rain IPB Image and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun IPB Image and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up IPB Image the spout again.


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post Sep 12 2007, 03:20 PM
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Also there was an old lady IPB Image who swallowed IPB Image a spider, IPB Image

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. IPB Image


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post Sep 12 2007, 03:24 PM
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Also over in the meadow, IPB Image
In a sly little den,
Lived a gray mother spider, IPB Image
And her little spiders ten, IPB Image
"Spin!" said the mother;
"We spin!" said the ten,
So they spun lacy webs, IPB Image
In their sly little den.


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post Sep 13 2007, 08:31 AM
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The breakfast of champions ! Ta ra








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post Sep 13 2007, 09:41 AM
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You must've been a little older than me when that first came out.


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post Sep 14 2007, 06:47 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Sep 13 2007, 09:41 AM) *

You must've been a little older than me when that first came out.



here we go with that age shit again, yeah I'm about twenty years older than you Doc, born in the same year, month and week as our 'Lord' Bill. So, can we all move on now ?


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post Sep 14 2007, 02:20 PM
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No we can't just "move on" we have to "evolve", we have to be "one collective consciousness". I'll be starfire and you can be moonbeam. Light up this bundle of sage while I tune my sitar.


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