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post Aug 11 2008, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(BadgerBob @ Aug 11 2008, 07:05 PM) *

I see how much you're thinking of it. You're doing some real good thinking there. I'm afraid there'll be nothing I can say or do to counteract the whammy of your thought when it finally shits itself out of such a gargantuan mind. It should be good, given how fucking constipated it has been in the past.


This is just a lengthier version of:

If I wanted any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.


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post Aug 11 2008, 05:11 PM
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QUOTE(BadgerBob @ Aug 11 2008, 07:10 PM) *

Thanks, stool-shoveller. And now here's some bint with nice tits with the weather.


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post Aug 11 2008, 05:13 PM
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Well, if we are making tenuous claims like that...

"If I wanted any shit from you I'd squeeze your head" is surely derivative of the time when I once called someone "shithead".

Any fucking moron can claim copyright to thought by making stupid fucking links like this. Take your fucking fail, post it to a lampost and stick it up your fucking turdsocket, fuck-knuckle.


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post Aug 12 2008, 12:41 AM
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Your failure is being directed at me and that's ok. You're jealous and with good reason. One day you too can be a big boy with original comebacks that might actually sting a bit. So far, not so much. Keep trying....muscle memory and all.


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post Aug 12 2008, 10:16 AM
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You're so silly, it makes me smile.

Now I think I love you, and want to have your freak babies.


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post Aug 12 2008, 12:43 PM
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all i have to say is


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post Aug 12 2008, 02:12 PM
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post Aug 12 2008, 05:01 PM
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I find the closer you are to a cat the more ridiculous you talk.

Ooh, I see my kitty!


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post Aug 12 2008, 05:21 PM
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Sometimes I feel like I'm not even my own person, like I have no real identity -- Like my whole existence is devoid of the slightest dignity because I'm just this walking comedic device, a souless human punch-line detector -- Then I look at Sunupu and realize I'm nowhere even close to that.


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post Aug 12 2008, 05:57 PM
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I think you're just jealous 'cause you know you wouldn't make it in the biz.

I have a soul too. I just choose to leave it at home on most occasions.


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And why wouldn't I then?


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post Aug 12 2008, 07:05 PM
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The first time you say something on stage and it doesn't go over well you'll feel so shitty you'll never want to do it again. Most humans aren't stupid enough to put up with that abuse (just me and a few others).

It's like fighting: I don't give a shit how good a punch you can throw, sooner or later you'll get punched square in the nose. Everyone wants to be a success, but you've got to be a failure many times before that day comes.


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I was planning on doing some stand-up in college (I mainly want to be a comic).

I'm going to attempt to piss on an audience member (preferably a heckler).
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post Aug 12 2008, 08:01 PM
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The other day I bopped a guy on the head with the microphone. I was introducing the next guy and the room was damn near asleep, so I just lightly rapped this guy on the top the head. He got really red-faced.

But yeah, do comedy and do it as soon as you can. It's a rough gig, but once you get the rules down and start having fun you won't ever go back to regular work.


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Fail:

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Anybody play teh googles? It's addictive.


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