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Posted by: FunkBone Feb 27 2007, 09:48 AM

The world is flat, and much bigger than you ever guessed. There is no 'solar system'. Any pictures of the 'globe' are creations to instill faith in the globes at your library and in your schools, both institutions created to support this illusion. If you have ever been in a plane and noticed the 'curvature of the earth' it is a trick of the light. The pilot is flying to points on a map he has faith in, because he has 'seen the globe'. He has never flown where he is not allowed. He has never made a map. There are places to go in this world that you know nothing about.

Posted by: Light Feb 27 2007, 10:25 AM

I trust this is an attempt to be amusing, rather than petulance at my not blindly accepting what you're trying to assert? If it is the former, then my apologies for this post.

Posted by: Light Feb 28 2007, 10:00 AM

Pop

Posted by: GOAsT Feb 28 2007, 10:16 AM

Good work FunkBone. Here is some more frightening proof....
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Posted by: FunkBone Feb 28 2007, 10:31 AM

QUOTE(Light @ Feb 27 2007, 11:25 AM) *

I trust this is an attempt to be amusing, rather than petulance at my not blindly accepting what you're trying to assert? If it is the former, then my apologies for this post.

You think this is humorous Light? Wait, I live in a world that most people think is round - that is kinda funny. Apologize for your post anyway.

Posted by: Light Feb 28 2007, 10:42 AM

We'll call that "amusing" then?

In which case, my apologies.

Posted by: FunkBone Feb 28 2007, 10:52 AM

Are you here to debate the roundness of the world? Or the definition of round? Or maybe when I said round did I really mean roughly spherical? The world is flat and I stand by that. tongue.gif

Posted by: Dr. Death Feb 28 2007, 11:07 PM

You suck helium from a dick.

Posted by: winnie Mar 1 2007, 04:19 AM

QUOTE(FunkBone @ Feb 28 2007, 04:52 PM) *

The world is flat and I stand by that. tongue.gif


Apart from those mountain thingies we have all over the place ?

Posted by: FunkBone Mar 1 2007, 02:11 PM

Those mountains are anchored to the flat earth. Aren't you more excited about the fact that Dr. Death stopped by to amuse us all with his high squeaky voice? I'm still chuckling! It's so cool/cute. Do it again! Sing the chipmunk song....no the Flintstone's theme....no - Who Let the Dogs Out! Hell, anything will do I guess. The world is flat.

Posted by: FunkBone Mar 1 2007, 11:02 PM

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Posted by: FunkBone Mar 12 2007, 02:20 PM

Whoa! Careful there Milky! You are giving away too much!

Posted by: The Milky Cowboy Mar 13 2007, 07:54 AM

QUOTE(FunkBone @ Mar 12 2007, 02:20 PM) *

Whoa! Careful there Milky! You are giving away too much!


It was the zombies part...wasn't it....The zombies always give it away...

Posted by: FunkBone Aug 9 2008, 03:36 AM

It's just that there are many things to be understood before we can discuss the zombie issue, and sunupu is already having trouble with the basics. I'll see what I can do.

Here it is:
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The image of the globe is what you have been taught to accept - one of the biggest lies you have ever been sold. In order to represent all points on this globe on a flat surface you would need to do something like this:
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Spaces are created. These are the places in this world that you know nothing about. None of the images is an accurate representation of the shape of these areas, but they'll do for discussion purposes. You cannot go to these places. You will never go to most of the places you were already aware of.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 9 2008, 03:45 AM

I have only 5 words for you:

ROUND. THE. WORLD. YACHT. RACE.

Posted by: FunkBone Aug 9 2008, 03:46 AM

They sail in a circle. Kill your television.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 9 2008, 03:52 AM

I had a friend - a University graduate in Law believe it or not - who one day let slip her belief in how the universe worked.

She truly believed that the world had 7 suns, and that some were hotter than others. That is why Africa has this huge deserty thing - because it has one of the hottest suns, whereas Europe has a cooler sun. She was adamant about this view - which she had invented as her education had never provided her with the answers.

I like these stories. Much more interesting than the real thing.

Just out of interest - in your view - what does go on at the edges? I bet there is a wall, with a banner on it of Oscar the Grouch saying "The known reality was brought to you today by Coca Cola, and the number 7"

Posted by: FunkBone Aug 9 2008, 03:56 AM

Edge?

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 9 2008, 05:06 AM

Oh, so is this a quantum mechanics thing we are talking here? Where multi-dimensional space folds in on itself creating the illusion of length, breadth, height? We have to exist in this space as energy forms so we have to agree on what is out there - hence systems like inventions of cars and things to explain how we as energy forms are moving through space and time.

Or is it you are not FunkBone but FunkBono - that crass sunglass obsessive shit-tit, and you were distracted by your lead guitarist?

Posted by: FunkBone Aug 9 2008, 06:41 AM

There are no edges. If you were able to walk a straight line you would keep going and going and not return to your start point. You will never be able or allowed to perform this experiment.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 9 2008, 08:52 AM

No, 'cause I'd walk into the fucking ocean, wouldn't I.


Posted by: Light Aug 9 2008, 09:23 AM

I don't wish to be rude Funkbone, but haven't you done this one before? The one where you lead everyone into an argument before dancing around crowing "HA! I'd already said I don't really believe in a flat earth; the clues were there from the start and because you missed them, thus I win!"

Couldn't you do something, I dunno, original?

Posted by: charismagician Aug 9 2008, 12:58 PM

So, like, a, your saying, a, if I continue digging my hole to China, I, a, won't get there?

Posted by: sunupu Aug 9 2008, 01:30 PM

Well, no, not even if the Earth was round. You'd just burn alive in the molten core of the Earth.

So that's it, at the edges of the map space just continues to infinity?

Posted by: charismagician Aug 9 2008, 01:44 PM

http://forums.sacredcowproductions.com/index.php?showtopic=718&hl=world+is+not+flat

Posted by: sunupu Aug 9 2008, 08:36 PM

Oh hey, I didn't even read that. Still, I think it's hard to claim ownership on the idea of the Earth being round. Maybe in Galileo's time, but not now.

FB always makes me think in ways I couldn't (want to, burn!), but at the same time I question his reasoning.

Believing the Earth is flat is an expression for being behind the times. Like you say, "Hey FB, you're still playing Dreamcast?" And I say, "Please, FB's so behind the times he still thinks the Earth is flat!"

Okay, shitty example. It's been a rough day. I saved a dog from drowning at the beach and rode home in an ice cream truck.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 9 2008, 08:41 PM

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Posted by: sunupu Aug 9 2008, 08:47 PM

You should start using that picture after completely serious posts, like after conspiracy arguments.

I'll leave you with just the end of a joke, no beginning.

"...and so I said, "Honey, you don't need those Graham Crackers in your mouth. I can finish fine without those!"

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 9 2008, 09:24 PM

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Posted by: sunupu Aug 9 2008, 11:18 PM

See, that's too animated, made it seem like I was funny. Next time pull out one of your eighty "epic fail" pictures. They always seem to get the message across.

Posted by: Helen87 Aug 10 2008, 07:19 AM

The world is flat? Okaaay. Are you for real? I just hope that the sky doesn't fall on us.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 10 2008, 07:35 AM

Hobbits are real. I'm not joking. Ask FunkBone.

Posted by: Light Aug 10 2008, 09:52 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 9 2008, 09:24 PM) *

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This is my new favourite picture.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 10 2008, 10:04 AM

When politicans shake your hands, they steal your DNA and fuck your clones. Now that is a certifiable fact.

Hobbits were real. They died out though.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 10 2008, 10:32 AM

QUOTE(Light @ Aug 10 2008, 10:52 AM) *

This is my new favourite picture.

I almost went with the Goudy Stout font, but changed it to Chiller at the last moment. Good thing too, it makes quite a thematic statement in that shade of green. I am going to have a hard time not placing after every single thing BadgerBob posts.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 10 2008, 11:33 AM

Keep them shining.


Posted by: charismagician Aug 10 2008, 11:38 AM

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Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 10 2008, 12:50 PM

The marketeering alternative to discourse.

Posted by: Nedak Aug 10 2008, 01:13 PM

It would be fun to fuck a Hobbit.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 10 2008, 01:16 PM

I wouldn't, but Elijah Wood.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 10 2008, 04:53 PM

You'd fuck Elijah Wood?

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 10 2008, 06:09 PM

I don't know, I think if the world was flat there would be some evidence for it. I do believe that the moon landings were faked though. The reason I believe that is because there is actually no moon. The whole moon thing is a fable created by an ancient sect which began way back in the mists of time. They started by adding the idea of a 'moon' to stories and legends, then art etc till the point where people looked up and actually saw a 'moon' such is the power of belief. This ancient sect have now infiltrated the structures of global power and their ultimate aim is to make sure everyone buys electronic goods and shitty music, which at the same time serves to distract from this ultimate truth. Where do you think the phrase 'moonshine' comes from? Or 'hogwash' for that matter? Yes.

Posted by: Nedak Aug 10 2008, 06:13 PM

What's the thing in the sky then?

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 10 2008, 06:18 PM

That's the whole point. There is no 'thing in the sky' that's simply what your primitive man brain has been programmed to see.

Posted by: Nedak Aug 10 2008, 06:32 PM

But my boners ARE real right?

Posted by: charismagician Aug 10 2008, 06:35 PM

yes, but they are flat.

Posted by: Nedak Aug 10 2008, 06:39 PM

that wouldn't be a boner then

Posted by: charismagician Aug 10 2008, 08:16 PM

If you were to fold your erect penis over onto itself, it would unfurl the fabric of the space time continuum and appear to be flat, but only in that universe.

Posted by: Nedak Aug 10 2008, 08:30 PM

I see

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 10 2008, 08:37 PM

Surely you can do better than that! Put some effort in lad!

Posted by: Nedak Aug 10 2008, 08:39 PM

I've already done it like three times today. If I do it any more I'll bleed.

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 10 2008, 08:42 PM

Are you unwilling then to sacrifice yourself for the cause? This may be frowned upon by the tribal elders you know.

Posted by: Nedak Aug 10 2008, 08:46 PM

I.. I.. I'm sorry. I'll do it twice as much to support the cause. I'm sorry headmaster.

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 10 2008, 08:49 PM

Sorry? Can you back that up? A bag of werther's original should do the trick.

Posted by: Nedak Aug 10 2008, 09:02 PM

If I knew what that was.

God bless the Scots!!

Posted by: charismagician Aug 10 2008, 09:04 PM

Werthers originals are sheep's balls.

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 10 2008, 09:05 PM

Caramelised sheep balls I'll have you know.

Posted by: charismagician Aug 10 2008, 09:09 PM

especially delicious with trombone music.

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 10 2008, 09:12 PM

Served with piping hot pwnage.

Posted by: charismagician Aug 10 2008, 09:15 PM

As long as you leave the skin on.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 10 2008, 09:17 PM

"She had a vague impression of dwarfs crowding around the fire with frying pans rather bigger than themselves, and the hissing and delicious smell of sausages, and more and more sausages. And not wretched sausages half full of bread and soya bean either, but real meaty, spicy ones, fat and piping hot and burst and just the tiniest bit burnt."

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 10 2008, 09:17 PM

That's just perverted.

Posted by: charismagician Aug 10 2008, 09:19 PM

Slightly burnt sausage is really good.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 10 2008, 09:24 PM

That's from C.S. Lewis's The Silver Chair. My wife was reading it to the kids the other night while I was in the kitchen nursing a bottle of wine. I felt the need to comment from the other room three or four times before she got through it...

Posted by: charismagician Aug 10 2008, 09:26 PM

Of course.

Posted by: FunkBone Aug 10 2008, 11:00 PM

BA, I just added you to my list of people who know what the fuck is up. It's written on cardboard. CM is crossed out like 3 times.

Posted by: charismagician Aug 11 2008, 05:07 AM

That's ok, bagoboy, you made my list of most intellectual black holes at number one. I made the list from my flat earth toilet and after correcting my vision with my highly advanced mind, I built a rocket ship and fake landed on the moon, all the while consorting with the taliban and Osama Bin yourmomma.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 11 2008, 06:21 AM

If the moon isn't real, where do the Clangers live?

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 11 2008, 06:27 AM

Cheese mountain.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 11 2008, 06:42 AM

Yes, which is on the fucking moon.

God, if you're going to post on scientific matters, then at least read your basic astronomy text book first.

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 11 2008, 07:50 AM

That is heresy! Burn him!

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 11 2008, 07:59 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Jul 24 2008, 08:23 PM) *

Heresy. Prepare the stake. We shall purge the lands of your taint.

QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Aug 11 2008, 08:50 AM) *

That is heresy! Burn him!

Plagerism! Burn him!

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 11 2008, 08:22 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 11 2008, 02:59 PM) *

Plagerism! Burn him!


Plagiarism? Or are you suggesting we should all head off to the beach for a lovely little paddle?

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 11 2008, 08:44 AM

Let's.

Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 11 2008, 08:53 AM

Gentlemen, please take this to The Petty Squabbles Thread. Thank you.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 11 2008, 09:22 AM

You're really going to start moderating this shit? To what extent?

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 11 2008, 10:17 AM

The iron fist of authoritarianism begins ever again, clamping down too slow to notice on our civil liberties until they are completely asphyxiated. Who shall champion for the cause of emancipation? Who shall stand tall in defiance against this insidious instillation of tyranny? Who shall remain steadfast in the pursuit of the most inherently noble and virtuous of all ideologies, the extension of freedom to all?

Who? Who amongst you possess the courage and fortitude -- and who shall fall, time and time again, losing ground, giving up ground, trading their livelihood for the chaff of despotic missrepresentation? Who shall choose to invest their pennies in an empty well of false security, a corrupted agenda of it's own self-interest?

Who?

Not I sir. Not I, and not those who would willingly choose freedom over oppression, and not Twisted Sister.



Posted by: BadAlbert Aug 11 2008, 10:19 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 11 2008, 04:22 PM) *

You're really going to start moderating this shit? To what extent?


Only to the extent that it is necessary.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 11 2008, 10:35 AM

What a nice, little, colloquial way for you to leave it completely open ended to interpretation.

Fuhrer Hitler -- it is rumored -- dos yow have a plan for segregating zee German peoples?

QUOTE(BadHitler @ Aug 11 1935, 11:19 AM) *

Only to the extent that it is necessary.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 11 2008, 01:14 PM

Hooray! Though "Dos yow" is not so much a German accent as an accent from an area of Britain we term "geordie".

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 14 2008, 11:35 AM

QUOTE(sunupu @ Aug 9 2008, 09:36 PM) *

Oh hey, I didn't even read that. Still, I think it's hard to claim ownership on the idea of the Earth being round. Maybe in Galileo's time, but not now.

FB always makes me think in ways I couldn't (want to, burn!), but at the same time I question his reasoning.

Believing the Earth is flat is an expression for being behind the times. Like you say, "Hey FB, you're still playing Dreamcast?" And I say, "Please, FB's so behind the times he still thinks the Earth is flat!"

Okay, shitty example. It's been a rough day. I saved a dog from drowning at the beach and rode home in an ice cream truck.

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Posted by: FunkBone Aug 14 2013, 12:37 AM

I am considering the possibility that the earth may be carrot-shaped, but for now I'm still going with flat.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 15 2013, 02:23 AM

You know what I love? Flying in an aeroplane and seeing for myself the curvature of the flat earth. It is amazing the lengths these conspirators will go to as to slightly bend the earth in all directions.

What is a more interesting conspiracy is that I read back this thread and cannot remember posting a single damn one of those comments.

AND I have a splinter in one of my typing fingers making this revelation hard to communicate with a level of accuracy.

That's the last time I finger Keira Knightley.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 17 2013, 09:09 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 11 2008, 11:17 AM) *

The iron fist of authoritarianism begins ever again, clamping down too slow to notice on our civil liberties until they are completely asphyxiated. Who shall champion for the cause of emancipation? Who shall stand tall in defiance against this insidious instillation of tyranny? Who shall remain steadfast in the pursuit of the most inherently noble and virtuous of all ideologies, the extension of freedom to all?

Who? Who amongst you possess the courage and fortitude -- and who shall fall, time and time again, losing ground, giving up ground, trading their livelihood for the chaff of despotic missrepresentation? Who shall choose to invest their pennies in an empty well of false security, a corrupted agenda of it's own self-interest?

Who?

Not I sir. Not I, and not those who would willingly choose freedom over oppression, and not Twisted Sister.


Foreshadowing cough cough cough...

Posted by: FunkBone Aug 17 2013, 03:47 PM

QUOTE(BadgerBob @ Aug 15 2013, 02:23 AM) *

You know what I love? Flying in an aeroplane and seeing for myself the curvature of the flat earth.
You're not even trying. It's like you don't even want to play anymore.
QUOTE(FunkBone @ Feb 27 2007, 09:48 AM) *

If you have ever been in a plane and noticed the 'curvature of the earth' it is a trick of the light.


Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 20 2013, 05:25 AM

QUOTE(FunkBone @ Aug 17 2013, 10:47 PM) *

You're not even trying. It's like you don't even want to play anymore.


More like thick of the light. You're not even clever, I was thinking, as I sat at night, looking at all those other flat planets in the sky, and all those flat stars - each one playing their own symphony of light tricks because those non-sentient flat discs in space love nothing more than pretending to be round.

If you want to get really serious with this, why not propose that the whole universe is, in fact, flat, existing as a membrane in a series of other membrane universes. In reality, everything we think of as 3 dimensional is really the effect of tricks of the light, or maybe distortions caused by multi-dimensional warping of flat space?

You see how easy it is to talk bollocks with just the slightest fragment of pseudo-science behind you?

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 20 2013, 12:19 PM

"Thick" of the light. Get it?

Your mom is flat. Like a board.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 21 2013, 02:02 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 20 2013, 07:19 PM) *

"Thick" of the light. Get it?

Your mom is flat. Like a board.


Whereas your mum is round, like round Funkbone's place getting banged by a band of midgets for cheap porn movies of which you are the only customer, as he smacks her fat, round ass singing 'be flat, bitch, be flat', telling himself her tits are tricks of the light.

Posted by: Goatgirluk Aug 22 2013, 04:54 AM

QUOTE(BadgerBob @ Aug 21 2013, 02:02 AM) *

Whereas your mum is round, like round Funkbone's place getting banged by a band of midgets for cheap porn movies of which you are the only customer, as he smacks her fat, round ass singing 'be flat, bitch, be flat', telling himself her tits are tricks of the light.


Ah...that gave me a hoot. Pass the popcorn...I'd watch that movie.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 22 2013, 08:18 AM

What is "round Funkbone's place"?

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 22 2013, 08:32 AM

Are you part of that new garbled newscaster phenomenom?

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 22 2013, 08:38 AM

QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Aug 22 2013, 05:54 AM) *

Ah...that gave me a hoot. Pass the popcorn...I'd watch that movie.

That is because you're my mom.

And because you always take my little sister's side.

Posted by: Goatgirluk Aug 22 2013, 05:41 PM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 22 2013, 08:38 AM) *

That is because you're my mom.

And because you always take my little sister's side.



You're floundering son. Take a breath. Compose something witty. Try again.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 22 2013, 09:07 PM

Shit-stained severed horse cock on a fucking bun ejaculating pus in a pickle jar of conjoined twin fetuses. No, you just miss the point of everything. It is like trying to communicate with a simplistic life form from another dimension through the medium of interpretive dance. All that weed resin and Syphilis in the brain...

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 22 2013, 10:09 PM

I have neither the intention nor desire to banter or play grabass with dicked-up sentences I have to go back and read forty times. Nor should I. Nor should anyone. If he wants to blow his coherency (among other things) don't expect me to make a fucking song and dance routine back at it, or interpret me muttering and tapping my foot as being that routine. This is the type of thing most people don't need explained to them.

Posted by: Goatgirluk Aug 23 2013, 10:00 AM

HUH ?


QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 22 2013, 09:07 PM) *

and Syphilis in the brain...

... that would be a no, and don't plan on getting any as I have taken a vow of chastity.



Carry on son. When I say son please note I am not addressing any one person or member or persons member.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 23 2013, 10:50 AM

You will address my member as "sir".

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 23 2013, 11:10 AM

I mean, "His excellency, the right honourable blessed high lord supreme 12th degree archdragon master rear admiral head bishop with scrubbing bubbles."

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 24 2013, 04:21 PM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 22 2013, 03:18 PM) *

What is "round Funkbone's place"?


I believe it is a type of fish.

A flatfish.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 25 2013, 07:23 AM

Funkbone is obviously being facetious. You really think he believes the earth is flat?

The whole flat-earth movement in general is facetious. Nobody actually believes that shit. If the earth was flat the water would fall off the sides. Also they wouldn't have a yo-yo trick named "around the world". And also shit is just round a lot of the time. Like, you can look at shit and it will just be round. Funkbone knows that. Just because someone pisses on your leg and tells you it is raining outside doesn't mean they think we live on a Frisbee. Don't be a bird brain. Of all the harebrained schemes...

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 26 2013, 03:45 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 25 2013, 02:23 PM) *

Funkbone is obviously being facetious. You really think he believes the earth is flat?

The whole flat-earth movement in general is facetious. Nobody actually believes that shit. If the earth was flat the water would fall off the sides. Also they wouldn't have a yo-yo trick named "around the world". And also shit is just round a lot of the time. Like, you can look at shit and it will just be round. Funkbone knows that. Just because someone pisses on your leg and tells you it is raining outside doesn't mean they think we live on a Frisbee. Don't be a bird brain. Of all the harebrained schemes...


I see.

Of course, I fully believed him. Of course I did. And I needed you to point this out to me.

You've reeeeely gone off the boil.

It is all too strange... it has left me feeling deflated.

Flat.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 26 2013, 06:07 AM

Feeling a little more Mad Hatter than Red Queen I suppose. You know why the Hatter went mad don't you?

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 26 2013, 09:41 AM

Martha Stewart is 72 and some guy named Nathan has an eye appointment today at 10:30. One of those things was left on my voice mail.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 28 2013, 03:41 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 26 2013, 01:07 PM) *

Feeling a little more Mad Hatter than Red Queen I suppose. You know why the Hatter went mad don't you?


I'd guess at mercury poisoning.

Mercury is that flat planet next to the flat sun, isn't it?

Posted by: FunkBone Aug 28 2013, 03:51 AM

Nothing is flatter than your posts.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 28 2013, 10:31 AM

Your 'girlfriend' after a puncture comes fucking close, old Flatbone.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 28 2013, 02:08 PM

QUOTE(FunkBone @ Aug 28 2013, 04:51 AM) *

Nothing is flatter than your posts.

I bet he lives in a flat too, the hypocrite.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 28 2013, 02:25 PM

QUOTE(BadgerBob @ Aug 28 2013, 04:41 AM) *

I'd guess at mercury poisoning.

Mercury is that flat planet next to the flat sun, isn't it?

Something flat something Uranus something gay something puns something dead horse.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 28 2013, 02:33 PM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 28 2013, 03:08 PM) *

I bet he lives in a flat too, the hermaphrodite.

I just misread that in my peripheral and it became a thousand times better.

Posted by: BadgerBob Aug 29 2013, 02:33 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 28 2013, 09:25 PM) *

Something flat something Uranus something gay something puns something dead horse.


For. You. Gay. Last resort opt-out. Over. And. Over. Pot. Kettle. Black.

Cunt.

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 29 2013, 07:09 AM

So yous iz sayin hit iz coz I iz black?

Posted by: Dr. Death Aug 29 2013, 01:23 PM

Dere iz narr reason to be racialist whun I iz hobviously bein like self-defecatin.


Posted by: Dr. Death Sep 2 2013, 04:59 PM

If you rearrange the letters of Badgerbob you get "barbed gob". And I think they say gob instead of spit so... yeah, just another worthwhile and clever post from my peerless wit... but what's new?

Posted by: BadgerBob Sep 7 2013, 12:58 AM

If you rearrange the lettuce of Dicktor Dearth, you get an ugly looking salad.

With shit on it.

Posted by: Dick Handsome Sep 8 2013, 11:55 AM

Just like you to toss my salad and complain about the taste.

Posted by: BadgerBob Sep 10 2013, 06:39 AM

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Just like you to toss my salad and complain about the taste.


No one likes a salty salad.

Posted by: Dr. Death Sep 10 2013, 09:56 AM

You get yours assaulted.

Posted by: Dr. Death Sep 10 2013, 07:47 PM

I'm pretty sure that flat earth stuff is completely legit. Otherwise buildings would be wider at the top because plumb bobs point to the center of the earth, and Badgerbobs point to my cock.

Posted by: BadgerBob Sep 14 2013, 03:24 AM

QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Sep 11 2013, 02:47 AM) *

I'm pretty sure that flat earth stuff is completely legit. Otherwise buildings would be wider at the top because plumb bobs point to the center of the earth, and Badgerbobs point to my cock.


I've heard you need some pointers.

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