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post Feb 27 2007, 09:48 AM
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The world is flat, and much bigger than you ever guessed. There is no 'solar system'. Any pictures of the 'globe' are creations to instill faith in the globes at your library and in your schools, both institutions created to support this illusion. If you have ever been in a plane and noticed the 'curvature of the earth' it is a trick of the light. The pilot is flying to points on a map he has faith in, because he has 'seen the globe'. He has never flown where he is not allowed. He has never made a map. There are places to go in this world that you know nothing about.


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post Feb 27 2007, 10:25 AM
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I trust this is an attempt to be amusing, rather than petulance at my not blindly accepting what you're trying to assert? If it is the former, then my apologies for this post.


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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
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post Feb 28 2007, 10:00 AM
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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
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post Feb 28 2007, 10:16 AM
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Good work FunkBone. Here is some more frightening proof....
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post Feb 28 2007, 10:31 AM
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QUOTE(Light @ Feb 27 2007, 11:25 AM) *

I trust this is an attempt to be amusing, rather than petulance at my not blindly accepting what you're trying to assert? If it is the former, then my apologies for this post.

You think this is humorous Light? Wait, I live in a world that most people think is round - that is kinda funny. Apologize for your post anyway.


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post Feb 28 2007, 10:42 AM
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We'll call that "amusing" then?

In which case, my apologies.


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post Feb 28 2007, 10:52 AM
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Are you here to debate the roundness of the world? Or the definition of round? Or maybe when I said round did I really mean roughly spherical? The world is flat and I stand by that. tongue.gif


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post Feb 28 2007, 11:07 PM
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You suck helium from a dick.


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QUOTE(FunkBone @ Feb 28 2007, 04:52 PM) *

The world is flat and I stand by that. tongue.gif


Apart from those mountain thingies we have all over the place ?
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post Mar 1 2007, 02:11 PM
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Those mountains are anchored to the flat earth. Aren't you more excited about the fact that Dr. Death stopped by to amuse us all with his high squeaky voice? I'm still chuckling! It's so cool/cute. Do it again! Sing the chipmunk song....no the Flintstone's theme....no - Who Let the Dogs Out! Hell, anything will do I guess. The world is flat.


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post Mar 1 2007, 11:02 PM
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Whoa! Careful there Milky! You are giving away too much!


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post Mar 13 2007, 07:54 AM
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QUOTE(FunkBone @ Mar 12 2007, 02:20 PM) *

Whoa! Careful there Milky! You are giving away too much!


It was the zombies part...wasn't it....The zombies always give it away...


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It's just that there are many things to be understood before we can discuss the zombie issue, and sunupu is already having trouble with the basics. I'll see what I can do.

Here it is:
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The image of the globe is what you have been taught to accept - one of the biggest lies you have ever been sold. In order to represent all points on this globe on a flat surface you would need to do something like this:
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Spaces are created. These are the places in this world that you know nothing about. None of the images is an accurate representation of the shape of these areas, but they'll do for discussion purposes. You cannot go to these places. You will never go to most of the places you were already aware of.


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