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post Aug 22 2013, 08:18 AM
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What is "round Funkbone's place"?


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post Aug 22 2013, 08:32 AM
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Are you part of that new garbled newscaster phenomenom?


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post Aug 22 2013, 08:38 AM
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QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Aug 22 2013, 05:54 AM) *

Ah...that gave me a hoot. Pass the popcorn...I'd watch that movie.

That is because you're my mom.

And because you always take my little sister's side.


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post Aug 22 2013, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 22 2013, 08:38 AM) *

That is because you're my mom.

And because you always take my little sister's side.



You're floundering son. Take a breath. Compose something witty. Try again.


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post Aug 22 2013, 09:07 PM
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Shit-stained severed horse cock on a fucking bun ejaculating pus in a pickle jar of conjoined twin fetuses. No, you just miss the point of everything. It is like trying to communicate with a simplistic life form from another dimension through the medium of interpretive dance. All that weed resin and Syphilis in the brain...


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post Aug 22 2013, 10:09 PM
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I have neither the intention nor desire to banter or play grabass with dicked-up sentences I have to go back and read forty times. Nor should I. Nor should anyone. If he wants to blow his coherency (among other things) don't expect me to make a fucking song and dance routine back at it, or interpret me muttering and tapping my foot as being that routine. This is the type of thing most people don't need explained to them.


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post Aug 23 2013, 10:00 AM
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HUH ?


QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 22 2013, 09:07 PM) *

and Syphilis in the brain...

... that would be a no, and don't plan on getting any as I have taken a vow of chastity.



Carry on son. When I say son please note I am not addressing any one person or member or persons member.


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post Aug 23 2013, 10:50 AM
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You will address my member as "sir".


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post Aug 23 2013, 11:10 AM
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I mean, "His excellency, the right honourable blessed high lord supreme 12th degree archdragon master rear admiral head bishop with scrubbing bubbles."


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post Aug 24 2013, 04:21 PM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 22 2013, 03:18 PM) *

What is "round Funkbone's place"?


I believe it is a type of fish.

A flatfish.


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post Aug 25 2013, 07:23 AM
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Funkbone is obviously being facetious. You really think he believes the earth is flat?

The whole flat-earth movement in general is facetious. Nobody actually believes that shit. If the earth was flat the water would fall off the sides. Also they wouldn't have a yo-yo trick named "around the world". And also shit is just round a lot of the time. Like, you can look at shit and it will just be round. Funkbone knows that. Just because someone pisses on your leg and tells you it is raining outside doesn't mean they think we live on a Frisbee. Don't be a bird brain. Of all the harebrained schemes...


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post Aug 26 2013, 03:45 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 25 2013, 02:23 PM) *

Funkbone is obviously being facetious. You really think he believes the earth is flat?

The whole flat-earth movement in general is facetious. Nobody actually believes that shit. If the earth was flat the water would fall off the sides. Also they wouldn't have a yo-yo trick named "around the world". And also shit is just round a lot of the time. Like, you can look at shit and it will just be round. Funkbone knows that. Just because someone pisses on your leg and tells you it is raining outside doesn't mean they think we live on a Frisbee. Don't be a bird brain. Of all the harebrained schemes...


I see.

Of course, I fully believed him. Of course I did. And I needed you to point this out to me.

You've reeeeely gone off the boil.

It is all too strange... it has left me feeling deflated.

Flat.


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post Aug 26 2013, 06:07 AM
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Feeling a little more Mad Hatter than Red Queen I suppose. You know why the Hatter went mad don't you?


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post Aug 26 2013, 09:41 AM
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Martha Stewart is 72 and some guy named Nathan has an eye appointment today at 10:30. One of those things was left on my voice mail.


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post Aug 28 2013, 03:41 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 26 2013, 01:07 PM) *

Feeling a little more Mad Hatter than Red Queen I suppose. You know why the Hatter went mad don't you?


I'd guess at mercury poisoning.

Mercury is that flat planet next to the flat sun, isn't it?


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