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Dr. Death
post Sep 12 2007, 06:48 PM
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Look, I've played JFK reloaded. I've killed Kennedy alone. I've wounded the governor. I've got 425 points. Multiple times. For some reason Jacky is hard to kill as a motherfucker... One time I shot her hat off though, yeah you can do that; that just shows you how real that game really is. Not only was this completely feasible by a lone gun man- It's been my experience he could have very easily shot the driver, took out everyone in the vehicle, and knocked off half a dozen secret service guys in all of about 45 seconds. Proof is in the pudding- I've got pudding kiddos. Hell, I'm the Bill-Goddamn-Cosby of proof pudding. How you like them Jello Jigglers?

Let me defunk the moon landing conspiracy while I'm at it. See- I don't know if you know this- there's like this secret government organization called "NASA", they build spaceships, no shit. They fly into outer space. I've seen 'em do it. Convienently, the moon just so happens to be in outer space. Let me give you a minute to put the pieces together...


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post Sep 13 2007, 04:46 PM
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I've played JFK reloaded too. Weird how the secret service guys never try to protect the president. How realistic.
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post Sep 20 2007, 06:01 PM
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Funny then how FBI sharpshooters using the same weapon couldn't pull it off. I guess videogames and real life aren't that much alike after all (as any good carny could tell you).


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post Sep 21 2007, 10:41 AM
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QUOTE(Madame X @ Sep 20 2007, 07:01 PM) *

Funny then how FBI sharpshooters using the same weapon couldn't pull it off. I guess videogames and real life aren't that much alike after all (as any good carny could tell you).


Funny how you can't post under your real name.

If FBI sharpshooters couldn't pull it off then obviously it wasn't an inside job by the government.


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post Sep 25 2007, 03:53 PM
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That fat dyke just got bitchslapped.
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post Oct 26 2007, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Sep 21 2007, 10:41 AM) *

If FBI sharpshooters couldn't pull it off then obviously it wasn't an inside job by the government.

That doesn't make sense. There are other branches of govt and govt agencies more involved with that sort of operation than the FBI, which is an investigatory branch. If FBI sharpshooters couldn't pull it off then perhaps a marine sniper or a CIA assassin could have performed better. Perhaps the shot from the window was impossible. Perhaps it was a triangulation of fire. Perhaps the icing on the cake came right from the driver's seat. GHW Bush killed JFK, and this has been proven beyond any reasonable doubt. The fact that you haven't taken the time to properly review the evidence makes your doubts unreasonable.


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post Oct 26 2007, 06:23 PM
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Well I did it. I've killed all those fucks and about 11 secret service members to boot. Oswald was an underachiever.


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post Oct 27 2007, 12:01 AM
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Yeah, he was. Just think.... if he had applied himself he may have actually been involved in the Kennedy assassination.


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post Oct 27 2007, 01:12 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Sep 21 2007, 11:41 AM) *

Funny how you can't post under your real name.

If FBI sharpshooters couldn't pull it off then obviously it wasn't an inside job by the government.


Funny shit Jesse, I mean, Dr. Death.


Half the Warren Commission report is about Oswald going to Russia. He must have done it !

Go back to bed. Go to bed and dream of some government approved dreams like retirement or mindless corporate toolery or un-nourishing "food" products or men in tights running around a field chasing a little leather sphere thats been battered by a guy with a wooden stick.

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post Oct 27 2007, 01:46 AM
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Whoever did it could have done it alone from the same spot.


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post Oct 27 2007, 02:09 AM
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If that someone had the sort of influence to remove security and slow down the motorcade....sure, maybe.


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post Oct 27 2007, 04:56 AM
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I'm not going to rule out arcane involvement, but if you're claiming Oswald was some kind of wizard well... That's an interesting theory. I'm going to look into that.


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post Nov 7 2007, 07:27 AM
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Have you considered our universe could very easily be a deviant sect from the time line of origin - that somebody from the future came back to assassinate JFK? Maybe he could have been the next Hitler, maybe he started world war three or unleashed evil sentient robots to destroy humanity... You've never even thought about it have you? You know why? Because they don't want you to.

It's like... when you look in the mirror, is that your reflection you see, or are you the reflection and the guy in the mirror is the real you?


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post Nov 9 2007, 01:44 PM
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post Nov 10 2007, 01:59 AM
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