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post Jun 20 2008, 11:57 PM
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post Jun 21 2008, 05:22 AM
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'I think what god meant to say...' haha! smugtastic.


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post Jun 21 2008, 11:49 AM
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The day a religious man lectures me about "context" is the day I kill a religious man, gosh darn-it.

Let's pull one quick quote, I could easily go overboard lecturing about the bible (negatively, of course). Here we go...

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However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25: 44-46)


It goes on to say Hebrews can be slaves, but only for six years (seven would be cruel, I guess). Now ask yourself how I misquoted that shit. It it right there, "though shall purchase children". You know what, fuck this. I'm not disproving this asshole anymore. Edward Current's a fake name anyway. Besides, there's no way you'd be able to persuade anybody who says, "They have found skeletons of giants.", then says that he knows they were hoaxes and uses that as his defense. So wait, the bible says something that was a hoax, but that's okay because... people believed they were real? Ugh, that logic makes your head bleed. I believe in Rah the Sun God, and nobody seems to respect that ridiculous belief.

I kissed a girl and I liked it. Sorry, my girl's listening to that shitty song and it seemed prudent. And I got a blowjob while eating a cheeseburger, on Friday no less. Where's the lightning, hello...


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post Jun 21 2008, 11:52 AM
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Although that part where he goes, "Well they found pieces of an Ark on Mount... on that mountain."? Genius.

Addendum: I gotta give this shit a rest, just one more thing. I Googled giant human bones to humor the guy and I came upon a bunch of sites that actually believe giants existed. They call them the Nephilim, and it's phrased in a "What the Godless Darwinists don't want you to know" manner. Here's a quick quote...

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In his book, The Natural and Aboriginal History of Tennessee, author John Haywood describes "very large" bones in stone graves found in Williamson County, Tennessee, in 1821.


QuoteVery LargeUnquote. Shit. I'm just saying for Christians it's a good thing the bible doesn't claim dragons are real, that shit would be hard to prove.


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post Jun 21 2008, 12:41 PM
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SUNUPU! HOLD ON TO OUR BALLS AND TAKE A MIDOL.

It was a SATIRE

the man in the video is extremely sarcastic and is making fun of those beliefs


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post Jun 21 2008, 02:58 PM
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Sunupu, you sat through that whole thing and thought that shit was real? It was obviously a joke as soon as he said the thing about the giant bones.

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post Jun 21 2008, 03:21 PM
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Poor kitten.

I hope you're happy Sunupu... Fucking Nazi
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post Jun 21 2008, 11:10 PM
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Yeah, I was being ironic too. Like, playing the angry pissed off atheist, heh heh...

You know what, fuck you guys. I'm 90% sure Dr. D wasn't sure if it was real or not either, and now that I've been duped he wants to make a cheap shot. And that cat's fucking ugly, much like your soul. Maybe it died because it's entire existence is abused in a post for a prank on my stondeded ass.

I wrote nine paragraphs in my defense, but I deleted them all so I can be real. Obviously that shit (joke or not) pissed me off, obviously hit a button. I'm going to lay why, not to suck the fun out of fucking with me but just so you understand. The church has hit me and others I know real hard, but no more worse than when I had an ex-girlfriend who killed herself and her church refused to hold a funeral for her. Fucking Protestants, all that bullshit about compassion is a lie. It's just a big excuse to feel superior. And yes I'm drunk (not because my feelings are hurt, I'm just partying again).

Obviously there's alot more to that story, but I'm not gonna drag myself down that road and tell it again. I'm just saying, I've got a friend who's a gay ex-Mormon, excommunicated from the church and his family. Everybody's got that one issue that makes their blood boil, and this is mine. It's hard to ha-ha that shit away when you see the pain it causes. It's weird, the older I get the less funny thoughts I pursue versus serious. It's an admittedly bad career move, to say the least.

Well now that the fun train's derailed and has burst into flames, I'm gonna go fuck my girlfriend(or try). Have fun picking up the pieces of this thread, you judgmental fucks!


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post Jun 22 2008, 01:42 AM
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Though that was all very sad...It had nothing really to do with the video..

You're a god damn buzz kill Sunupu.
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post Jun 22 2008, 06:54 AM
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Dude, in all fairness, I had no idea it was a joke -- until he said the giant bone thing early into it. At no point after that did I think there was any outside chance it was real for a second. Even BadAlbert posted before you and basicly acknowledged it was a farce; pay attention man.

I did think this guy must be some kind of former Christian or raised as a Christian, because he seemed very familiar with the mentality.

Other than that...

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post Jun 22 2008, 07:19 AM
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Well I didn't watch the whole thing... So... Russia put Holland out of euro 2008 last night, I couldn't believe it!


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post Jun 22 2008, 07:52 AM
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Oi! I caught that one at the pub drinking lager with me mates.


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post Jun 22 2008, 10:30 AM
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I think this guy is for real...


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post Jun 22 2008, 12:12 PM
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I think he's hitting on me.
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post Jun 22 2008, 01:50 PM
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Probably, the dirty bastard.


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