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post Feb 1 2007, 03:56 PM
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The Rapture Myth
Where in the bible (the be all end all scripture that's perpetually reinterpreted) does it state that Jesus will come and take away people who call themselves "christian" (the only qualifying aspect to that chosen priviledge of being raptured) in order to spare them from horror and woe?

Well let's back up here. Isn't the fact that perpetually reinterpreted bible verses even exsist reason enough to seriously doubt the validity of any one whether the word is interpreted literally or symbolically? (Not that the original or still intact parts are flawed) What more reason when there are hundreds of christian sects and three versions of the RAPTURE scenario? When consolidated, the sum of proposed end times pop prophecy is a cheesy, Disneyfied, mish mash of bullsh*t.

This is how misinterpretation of the verses collaged together:

-- JACK IS BLUE (meaning sad, misinterpreted as the color), therefore everyone named Jack looks likes a smurf.

-- In the original Hebrew, words were written without vowels. If we did this to english and tried to interpret a word, even within context it could be misinterpreted. Ex. WE HAD A SWEET TREAT LIKE A ______ . In the blank would be C-K-. It could be CAKE or COKE. Similar YET SO DIFFERENT!

The idea of people disappearing from visible sight randomly is a real phenomena dubbed "Involuntary Spontaneous Human Invisibility". Rarely reported, it should be noted there are specific reasons for it happening. The scientific reason has to do with what causes magnetic pole flips. Polarity reversal in The Bermuda Triangle is likely to be the cause of disappearances there… Eventually Earth will blip into the galactic plasma mirror/shearing plane/electromagnetic null zone/photon belt/monopole/lake-of-fire/omega attractor/sliver-o-hyperspace/bloch wall as our solar system in our arm enters. Among 6 billion people some (not necessarilly the chosen) DNA responds as a precursor phenomena by "singing a new song" aka phase-shifting. This unbiased or nonchiral state is the unveiling of the Merkaba or light body, but not a total deviation from this dimension as the bodies still have mass - that has to be willfull! ISHI also phase-shifts clothing; in Left Behind people leave naked.

That movie also suggested children under 12 years old are exempt from sin and lack of professed belief system; presumably because they are innocent. This is contradictory to the often mentioned notion of being born with sin (actually true, sin = karma but try explaining that to a Christian!) It's the little inconsinsitencies that add up.

The Second Advent of The Christ, (IN THE OMEGA CODE 2) with its many prophetic constraints, has reduced the event into A:

Large lightning bolt that selectively kills soldiers who are doing identical things under identical orders except the ones left standing from this genocidal lightning bolt (similar to a lightning bolt the "AntiChrist" summoned earlier in TOC2) were - THANK GOD - Americans!

I guess we have to wait to see how Tim Lahaye portrays him.

I think Christians don't bother to think about these things for selfish reasons; it hurts to admit you were wrong, intellectually quantum physics and Jesus can't mix, and emotionally its fun to believe you are special and God loves you cuz you say stuff. I think though they expect a huge metaphysical laser light show in the sky and/or superpowers and some kind of conflict...perhaps they really want to experience all the drama and excitement on earth that will ensue even though they won't be here - the movies are the next best thing. The inherent problem here, that supercedes any controversy as to the origins of “The Rapture” idea or how and when it supposedly goes down, is the fact that a “Christian” is supposed to be a fearless servant, defined less by beliefs/symbols and more by intent/behaviour. A true servant of God does not want to run away from tribulation but should in fact be running headlong toward the mushroom cloud in case anybody needs help.

The rapture just doesn't mesh with prophecy (multi-cultural). That being, Christ will appear into consensus reality through the mass media, as a HUMAN MALE because he invents miraculous and helpful technology (free energy Rev. 13:13), judges the nations, destroys those who destroy the earth, and basically kicks the ass, without weapons, of all who oppose his righteousness.
The First Beast (out of the sea) is the mass media/internet. It has authority over all nations lands and tongues, to John our dependance practically is worship. Its wound that was seemingly healed is a reference to Y2K and breathing life into the image of it is Artificial Intelligence. The I AM is exercising all its authority.

One more thing, because its really annoying me...666 the number of MAN...

God is Light (among other things)
Man is made in the image of God
Hebrew "Garden of Eden" = 144
Harmonic of Light = 144
144,000 = harmonic of 144
Base 12 DNA molecule

144,000 divided by 6 = 24,000
24,000 divided by 6 = 4000
4000 divided by 6 = 666.666666...

Any Questions?

The preceding informative rant was posted today at the www.raptureready.com forum. This site was featured in TIME MAGAZINE and it claims to be one of the most popular sites in cyberspace with over 4000 registered members. In the forum guidelines a list of undesirable types is given. One person they don't want there is "The one true prophet". I've been posting similar rants for a couple years now and appearently there are alot of wanna-be one true prophets popping up as of late, although I've yet to see one...so I understand where they are coming from - they don't want to be annoyed. Truth is, most Christian forums, this one in particular, are nothing more than folks blowing sunshine up eachothers asses (solar-rectal infusions). Truth is they are blatantly protecting themselves from ANYTHING that bursts their bubble, censoring reality as usual.

Any psychiatrist can tell you that the notion of being chosen plays to one’s ego so perfectly that it’s nearly impossible to humble oneself to reality. Christians complain that secularists are persecuting them and making fun of them and that the heathens “don’t know the truth” as they do. This is true but let’s not forget that Christians have been trash talking themselves from the beginning and they do all they can to be looked down upon “In the name of the lord”.

I broke a personal record for being deleted. The last one was Zola Board, it took 3 days, at Rapture Ready it took 30 minutes. Within that 30 minutes however 80 people viewed the post. The 4 replies were various admin congratulating themselves for having deleted it so quickly. This act only proves my point. Maybe, just maybe, one of those 4000 people would have benefitted from my post but now they can only see the subject heading and wonder...another suggested that I communicate in a less militant way...

The really cool thing is that I also posted this same piece at www.gnn.tv, a indy media site, one guy gave me a personal message stating that he was a long time christian with unwavering faith and that he really appreciated it as the answers he had been given up till then just didn't sit well...and he wanted to KNOW if I had any more writings.

I thought of something the other day, being one prone to seeing paradox, and this IS a joke but subjectively true for many besides me...

If The Rapture is the removal of Christians from Earth to Heaven, would that not make Earth Heaven?
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post Feb 2 2007, 12:49 AM
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post Feb 3 2007, 08:41 AM
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You have good ideas but you need to connect them with a more practical, continuitive narration. You're hurting my brain.

I won't take sides on any religous debates. Unlike everyone else I don't know what happens when you die.

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post Feb 3 2007, 05:07 PM
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You do not die. You are eternal. Death is an illusion - the other side of the illusion of life. Go ahead and flip that coin, for the coin itself is an illusion. Nothing happens that isn't happening now.


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To elucidate
'Progress' is illusory. The planet will reject us and flush us out. Humans do not have inalienable rights. Any belief system that asserts a methodology or process of 'improvement' for anything other than the individual's own sense of well being is deluded.


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post Feb 7 2007, 05:39 AM
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Throughout the history of our earth, there has been a continuous cycle of evolution and extinction. The most recent and famous example is the the extinction of the dinosaurs, a race of super lizards having evolved to the point of stagnation. The Earth duly cleans them off to allow a new species to further evolve and grow until they too reach their evolutionary limits, namely mammals. Could it be that the only chance we have to survive is never to allow ourselves to stop evolving? To prove to whatever higher power there may be that we are a worthy avenue of evolutionary study or, failing that, at least more interesting that cockroaches?


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