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louisscholnick
post Jun 28 2007, 05:18 PM
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HI, HOW'S EVERYBODY BEEN?
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post Jun 28 2007, 05:58 PM
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What's all this? I don't remember you this way. Did mommy take away your Ritalin?


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post Jun 28 2007, 07:49 PM
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Me? Wow, thanks for asking! I just want to rip my screen with a fucking claw hammer thanks! have a nice day!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


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post Jun 28 2007, 08:08 PM
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That doesn't even make sense.


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post Jun 28 2007, 08:14 PM
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All I have to say is................................. tongue.gif smile.gif rolleyes.gif cool.gif wink.gif biggrin.gif wub.gif laugh.gif And Gee Lou what did your mommy put in your cereal? Damn. Yes we did miss you I think.


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post Jun 28 2007, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE(Dick Handsome @ Jun 29 2007, 03:08 AM) *

That doesn't even make sense.


It fucking really doesn't? wow. no shit etc? fuck me backwards with a trombone... n'shit


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post Jun 28 2007, 08:35 PM
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BA:

Yes it doesn't make sense and has no redeeming value as well-crafted nonsense either. A slight miss step, but not a blooper. Ungraceful yet immemorable.

Randi:

Show us your other smiley face, the one downstairs. Make it do this ohmy.gif and this laugh.gif and this tongue.gif.


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post Jun 28 2007, 08:37 PM
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I'll scalp you before sunup...


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post Jun 28 2007, 08:43 PM
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Then make it go wacko.gif then do this again laugh.gif tongue.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif ohmy.gif and then wink.gif.
Maybe start with wink.gif.


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post Jun 28 2007, 08:52 PM
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Randi:

And this IPB Image

You can have it after I get done taking BA for a little field trip in the woods.


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post Jun 28 2007, 08:59 PM
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I've been had! Tricked! Lulled into a false sense of security by the all-too-brief return of the Dr.! The shock! The shame! The shreds of dignity disintegrated!

I must leave.
Yes, eat a bag of shit you fuckers.


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post Jun 28 2007, 09:27 PM
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That doesn't even make sense.


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post Jun 28 2007, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE(Dick Handsome @ Jun 28 2007, 06:58 PM) *

What's all this? I don't remember you this way. Did mommy take away your Ritalin?



I NEVER HAD A MOM. I'VE LIVED AN ORPHAN MY WHOLE LIFE BEGGING FOR MONEY ON THE STREETS OF PRAGUE, CZECHLOSLOVAKIA. THEN WHEN I WAS TWELVE I STOWED AWAY ON AN OCEAN LINER TO THE U.S.A. AND FOUND SHELTER WITH A VIETNAMESE FAMILY IN NEW MEXICO. IT WAS THERE THAT I FIRST DISCOVERED AND BECAME OBSESSED WITH THE GREAT HIT "CUANDO, CUANDO, CUANDO". IT WAS A LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE FOR ME. AT THAT MOMENT I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE AN ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINK IMPERSONATOR AND SET OUT TO DO SO. I MADE A GREAT LIVING SINGING AND TOURING AT HOLIDAY INN LOUNGES AROUND THE U.S.A. A SMALL CULT FOLLOWING OF MIDDLE AGED ASIAN WIDOWED TOURIST GROUPIES BEGAN TO GATHER AT EACH OF MY SHOWS. SURE ENOUGH IT BEGAN TO GROW OUT OF CONTROL WITH THEM THROWING THEIR RANK MENSTRATED PANTIES ON THE STAGE. THE SMELL WAS UNBEARABLE AND OVERWHELMING AT FIRST, BUT SOON IT BEGAN TO AROUSE ME TO NO END, GIVING ME AN UNHEARD OF ENERGY AND POWER. IT WAS AT THAT TIME THAT I HAD THE IDEA TO INCORPORATE A SUPER HEROES OUTFIT INTO MY ACT. I WAS FASCINATED WITH THE AMERICAN TV SHOW "THE GREATEST AMERICAN HEROE" AND DESIGNED THAT COSTUME TO A TEE AND BEGAN WEARING IT ON STAGE AT EVERY SHOW. AT THIS POINT THE SYNERGY OF THE AUDIENCE WITH MY ACT WAS OUT OF THIS WORLD.

THEN AT A PHOENIX HOLIDAY INN, ENTERS THE EX-VIETNAMESE REFUGE AND COUNTERCULTURE REVOLUTIONARY, DONG VO. ARMED TO THE TEETH WITH SEVERAL VILES OF HIGH GRADE ORANGE SUNSHINE OWSLEY ACID. HE TALKS TO ME AFTER THE SHOW AND CONVINCES ME TO TRIP WITH HIM IN THE JEMEZ CANYON NEAR SANTA FE, NM. WE GO ON A THREE WEEK VISION QUEST SPIRITUALLY MORPHING OURSELVES INTO OUR SPIRIT ANIMALS, ME BEING A MADAGASCAR TREE FROG AND DONG BECOMING A RING TAILED LEMUR. AFTER SEVERAL DAYS OF FINDING OUR SPIRIT ANIMALS, WE DECIDE TO DESCEND BACK INTO CIVILIZATION AND TAKE THE LOUNGE WORLD BY STORM. DONG AGREES TO BECOME MY DJ / STAGE HAND / LIGHTING EXPERT AT THE SHOWS, AND WE SECRETLY BEGIN DOSING THE ASIAN WOMEN FULL OF HIGH GRADE LSD. THE SHOWS KEEP GETTING MORE AND MORE INSANE AS DONG BEGINS EXPERMENTING WITH SEVERAL TYPES OF LASERS AND SMOKE MACHINES. AT THIS POINT, THE WOMEN NOW AT 300 STRONG START BECOMING EXTREMELY SEXUALLY AGRESSIVE TEARING MINE AND DONG'S CLOTHES OFF MID WAY THROUGH THE SHOWS NOT ALLOWING US TO FINISH THE PERFORMANCES. ALL ALONG AS THIS PHENOMENON PERSISTS WE ARE VIRTUALLY UNKNOWN TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND CONTINUE FOR A FIVE YEAR STINT. IN RENO, IT HAPPENS. DONG CALLS IN ONE OF HIS OLD CLOSE FRIENDS ALSO AN EX-REFUGEE WHO HAS NOW BECOME AN ORDAINED MINISTER AT THE RENO NEVADA TEMPLE CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS, AND A WEDDING IS PERFORMED AT THE HOLIDAY INN DURING SET BREAK. I MARRY 250 OF THE ASIANS AND DONG MARRYS THE REMAINING 50.

AFTER THE FIVE YEAR STINT, WE SETTLED DOWN IN SMALL CITY IN UTAH THAT I CANNOT DISCLOSE AT THIS PRESENT TIME. A POWERFUL GROUP OF ESTABLISHED MORMONS BEGAN TO FEEL THREATENED BY OUR PRESCENCE AND A SMALL GUERILLA-LIKE WAR BROKE OUT AT THE LOCAL HERITAGE FESTIVAL DURING A GOSPEL BLUEGRASS PERFORMANCE. DONG AND I DUCKED FOR COVER TRYING TO PROTECT AS MANY OF OUR WOMEN AS WE POSSIBLY COULD. UNFORTUNATELY WE LOST SEVERAL OF THEM DUE TO A FOOD POISONING INCIDENT WHICH QUICKLY FOLLOWED THE SHOOTING AS THE GREEK GYROS AT THE CONCESSION STAND WERE LACED WITH CYANIDE BY THE RIVALING MEMBERS WIVES. SUSPICIOUSLY, THE WHOLE INCIDENT WAS SUPPRESSED IN THE NEWS, BUT DONG AND I NARROWLY ESCAPED EACH WITH 100 OF OUR WOMEN INTO THE DESOLATE UTAH HILLS TO DISCOVER A LOST TRIBE OF ANASAZI INDIANS AND BEGAN TRAINING WITH GUERILLA TACTICS TO SEEK REVENGE ON THE MORMONS. I STILL REMAIN IN HIDING TIL THIS DAY. THIS IS ALL THE INFORMATION THAT I AM WILLING TO EXPOSE AT THIS MOMENT.
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post Jun 28 2007, 11:55 PM
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Dick this ones for you smile.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif blink.gif unsure.gif rolleyes.gif cool.gif wink.gif tongue.gif


Hope you like these.

Please do not take BA to the woods with a bat that is not nice.


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post Jun 29 2007, 01:14 AM
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None of this even makes sense.


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