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post Aug 11 2008, 08:53 AM
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Gentlemen, please take this to The Petty Squabbles Thread. Thank you.


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post Aug 11 2008, 09:22 AM
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You're really going to start moderating this shit? To what extent?


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post Aug 11 2008, 10:17 AM
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The iron fist of authoritarianism begins ever again, clamping down too slow to notice on our civil liberties until they are completely asphyxiated. Who shall champion for the cause of emancipation? Who shall stand tall in defiance against this insidious instillation of tyranny? Who shall remain steadfast in the pursuit of the most inherently noble and virtuous of all ideologies, the extension of freedom to all?

Who? Who amongst you possess the courage and fortitude -- and who shall fall, time and time again, losing ground, giving up ground, trading their livelihood for the chaff of despotic missrepresentation? Who shall choose to invest their pennies in an empty well of false security, a corrupted agenda of it's own self-interest?

Who?

Not I sir. Not I, and not those who would willingly choose freedom over oppression, and not Twisted Sister.




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post Aug 11 2008, 10:19 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 11 2008, 04:22 PM) *

You're really going to start moderating this shit? To what extent?


Only to the extent that it is necessary.


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post Aug 11 2008, 10:35 AM
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What a nice, little, colloquial way for you to leave it completely open ended to interpretation.

Fuhrer Hitler -- it is rumored -- dos yow have a plan for segregating zee German peoples?

QUOTE(BadHitler @ Aug 11 1935, 11:19 AM) *

Only to the extent that it is necessary.


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post Aug 11 2008, 01:14 PM
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Hooray! Though "Dos yow" is not so much a German accent as an accent from an area of Britain we term "geordie".


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post Aug 14 2008, 11:35 AM
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QUOTE(sunupu @ Aug 9 2008, 09:36 PM) *

Oh hey, I didn't even read that. Still, I think it's hard to claim ownership on the idea of the Earth being round. Maybe in Galileo's time, but not now.

FB always makes me think in ways I couldn't (want to, burn!), but at the same time I question his reasoning.

Believing the Earth is flat is an expression for being behind the times. Like you say, "Hey FB, you're still playing Dreamcast?" And I say, "Please, FB's so behind the times he still thinks the Earth is flat!"

Okay, shitty example. It's been a rough day. I saved a dog from drowning at the beach and rode home in an ice cream truck.

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post Aug 14 2013, 12:37 AM
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I am considering the possibility that the earth may be carrot-shaped, but for now I'm still going with flat.


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post Aug 15 2013, 02:23 AM
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You know what I love? Flying in an aeroplane and seeing for myself the curvature of the flat earth. It is amazing the lengths these conspirators will go to as to slightly bend the earth in all directions.

What is a more interesting conspiracy is that I read back this thread and cannot remember posting a single damn one of those comments.

AND I have a splinter in one of my typing fingers making this revelation hard to communicate with a level of accuracy.

That's the last time I finger Keira Knightley.


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post Aug 17 2013, 09:09 AM
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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 11 2008, 11:17 AM) *

The iron fist of authoritarianism begins ever again, clamping down too slow to notice on our civil liberties until they are completely asphyxiated. Who shall champion for the cause of emancipation? Who shall stand tall in defiance against this insidious instillation of tyranny? Who shall remain steadfast in the pursuit of the most inherently noble and virtuous of all ideologies, the extension of freedom to all?

Who? Who amongst you possess the courage and fortitude -- and who shall fall, time and time again, losing ground, giving up ground, trading their livelihood for the chaff of despotic missrepresentation? Who shall choose to invest their pennies in an empty well of false security, a corrupted agenda of it's own self-interest?

Who?

Not I sir. Not I, and not those who would willingly choose freedom over oppression, and not Twisted Sister.


Foreshadowing cough cough cough...


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post Aug 17 2013, 03:47 PM
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QUOTE(BadgerBob @ Aug 15 2013, 02:23 AM) *

You know what I love? Flying in an aeroplane and seeing for myself the curvature of the flat earth.
You're not even trying. It's like you don't even want to play anymore.
QUOTE(FunkBone @ Feb 27 2007, 09:48 AM) *

If you have ever been in a plane and noticed the 'curvature of the earth' it is a trick of the light.



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QUOTE(FunkBone @ Aug 17 2013, 10:47 PM) *

You're not even trying. It's like you don't even want to play anymore.


More like thick of the light. You're not even clever, I was thinking, as I sat at night, looking at all those other flat planets in the sky, and all those flat stars - each one playing their own symphony of light tricks because those non-sentient flat discs in space love nothing more than pretending to be round.

If you want to get really serious with this, why not propose that the whole universe is, in fact, flat, existing as a membrane in a series of other membrane universes. In reality, everything we think of as 3 dimensional is really the effect of tricks of the light, or maybe distortions caused by multi-dimensional warping of flat space?

You see how easy it is to talk bollocks with just the slightest fragment of pseudo-science behind you?


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"Thick" of the light. Get it?

Your mom is flat. Like a board.


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QUOTE(Dr. Death @ Aug 20 2013, 07:19 PM) *

"Thick" of the light. Get it?

Your mom is flat. Like a board.


Whereas your mum is round, like round Funkbone's place getting banged by a band of midgets for cheap porn movies of which you are the only customer, as he smacks her fat, round ass singing 'be flat, bitch, be flat', telling himself her tits are tricks of the light.


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QUOTE(BadgerBob @ Aug 21 2013, 02:02 AM) *

Whereas your mum is round, like round Funkbone's place getting banged by a band of midgets for cheap porn movies of which you are the only customer, as he smacks her fat, round ass singing 'be flat, bitch, be flat', telling himself her tits are tricks of the light.


Ah...that gave me a hoot. Pass the popcorn...I'd watch that movie.


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