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post Oct 3 2012, 12:07 PM
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I find it unbelievable a person would not doubt EVERYTHING. If you are a sentient being capable of basic thinking; If you possess the rudimentary brain functions required to evaluate what is directly in front of you -- or make hard-pressed personal decisions like "paper or plastic" -- doubt, at some point, is inevidable.

Granted, the exception being if you suffered from what would have to be a very severe case of mental retardation... or were the kind of person who believed the special kool-aid was your magic space ship ticket.


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post Oct 3 2012, 12:22 PM
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Thus, the only rational course of action for someone of at least semi-intelligence, when told they are dumb as a bag of rocks, is not only not to believe you are not dumb as a bag of rocks, but also to be skeptical as to if their intent for telling you that, along with any further information from them, is possibly not done in your best interest.


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post Oct 3 2012, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE(Light @ Oct 3 2012, 09:23 AM) *

Tell me, have you actually seen it? I'm guessing not.

You guess wrong. Although his conclusions were obvious from his intro, I watched it in its entirety while playing Scrabble on Facebook with my mom. That is how I was able to accurately categorize it. You are the bitch on the bus.


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post Oct 3 2012, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE(FunkBone @ Oct 3 2012, 05:35 PM) *

playing Scrabble on Facebook with my mom.


If that is what you call it.


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post Oct 3 2012, 05:26 PM
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Dig dey iz holdin up da massiv bag hof rox sayin, dis iz how cabbage yous iz!, before dey spark yous ova da head wiv hit. da... those rox iz blingin! do hit again! do hit again! blingin tings make me chuffed. I don't dig to fink about tings dat iz not blingin.


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post Oct 3 2012, 05:54 PM
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QUOTE(FunkBone @ Oct 2 2012, 05:00 PM) *

I'm curious to know what you found "worthwhile" about this ridiculously apologetic pile of turds.

Here is one of the road trip "conspiracists" (a term I've not heard outside of this production) from that episode discussing how he was edited to look like a fool:



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post Oct 5 2012, 10:39 AM
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Heh. So you don't think he was made to look a fool by dint of being a fool then?

Still, fair play; you watched it, and I apologise for assuming otherwise.


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post Oct 5 2012, 03:05 PM
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You have no idea what editing can do can you?

Are you "trolling" Light? A little here... a little there... not really engaging it in the way you are known to... Hmm? Very curious.

Very curious indeed you have been able to get on all this time while all the other posters from the UK have not. Very very curious... I think we need to tie you to a chair and work you over in a small room with a bright light. BadAlbert has expressed a similar interest in another thread. You're scared of me and I'm the "good cop"; just wait until he gets a hold of you...


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post Oct 5 2012, 03:59 PM
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I don't know about 911. The truther thing seems silly. I don't think Bush planned it, profited, certainly. I am partial to a good Kennedy conspiracy though. And congrats, Doc on your use of the words 'braw' and 'hink'. Did you use some sort of slang converter? If not I will be doubly impressed. I am confused about what Tolkein has to do with any of it, however.


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post Oct 5 2012, 06:38 PM
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Yeah, it is woohoo.uk or something like that. I cheated... but, you know, I found it and could not resist...


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post Oct 7 2012, 04:27 AM
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QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Oct 5 2012, 03:59 PM) *

I am confused about what Tolkein has to do with any of it, however.

Yeah, me too. What are you talking about?


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post Oct 7 2012, 10:06 AM
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Dude. C'mon. "Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers". Not exactly what you might call a heavily veiled allegory...


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post Oct 7 2012, 10:22 AM
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No, the Gulf Of Tolkein Incident. What was that all about? The U.S. allowed Sauron's Black Riders to attack one of their ships for some reason. I don't understand. Are you saying that Gandalf was in some way complicit in this?


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post Oct 7 2012, 12:57 PM
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Do not take Gandalf for some conjurer of sinked ships! He would have never let that pass. What I do know is the UN(WO) is the one ring to rule them all, and must be destroyed.


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