I found a link to Duff's You Tube page. It's true, you do miss it.

So, here for all those missing loony (slightly dodgy pedo obsessed) rants...

Ok, firstly you have to choose a bad guy. With Duff, it seemed to be anyone, from the CIA to the bird on the meat counter at Lidl, then some hoo la la about mind control

Here's mine:

The CIA are telling my local library to place certain books in certain parts of the shelves so when I walk thru it reads a message "Sodomise the mini pops", they think I don't know, but I do, and it won't work, I'm wise to them, I've got my anti-pope socks on, only £15.99 from Nutters r us...

Well, it's a start.

Sorry if you don't know who the mini pops are. They're the people who beam messages into my head telling me to take a shot at Sarah Palin, so their Queen (Mylie Cyrus) will want to marry me.

Maybe she smokes meth.

Didn't get the link, Doc, but no doubt it would have been some amusing clip of someone going tweakoctic, and for that we salute you. And for those about to rock, well, we salute you as well.