It's like there's this whole subsection of board members you never see in the general discussion board...

Seperated from the general populous...

Outsiders, derelicts, vagrants...

They reside deep within the sublevels, away from the light of the general board; the light which burns their undeveloped eyes, their pale squishy mutant skin.

Names like FunkBone, Ryan Wilhelmi, nekospecial, Corbin, Roxdog, Vernon Christ...

I have encountered the one they call "Roxdog". He came to the general board only once; I presume this was most likely to rummage through the trash and collect supplies for the others. Horrible, ghastly, glistening, ghost-like skin and distorted features like all the rest. Features that haunt me in my nightmares. I confronted him and he fled, startled by my presence. I fear he will regroup with the others. I fear they shall band together and overwhelm us.

We must not stand by idlely and let this happen. We must not give them the opportunity to mutilate our livestock and steal our children from there beds in the night. We must act. It is time for all good people of the general board, take up your arms, your torches, your pitchforks. We shall send them straight to hell like the abominations that they are!

This is truely the underbelly of the forum. Dark, rank bent shapes moving this way and that. Bottom feeders cut off from the normal human world. No one is safe from them I tell you! No one!

The descent into purple has disturbed the rock under which I sleep drooling. Hey, could you turn off that light?

Theres one of them now! Quick get the shotgun!

Don't be to hasty now, Batman.

I think you should tag him with this homing device and see where he goes.

Dude you tag him, its your idea.

That's exactly right Batman. It is my idea. It's my idea that you go over there and shove that thing up his butt. You seem to be having some trouble understanding this.

*sigh* give it here I'll do it myself...................UNGGHH...... happy?

Hey FunkBone way to be a good sport about the whole thing. Now everyone look there is something in his butt.

Yes, that's very hospitable of you, Mr. inferior lifeform sir. I would shake your hand if you weren't such an outright revolting display of genetic abnormality and contemptably lesser being.

...You know on second thought just shoot him. Point the shotgun right at his head and see what happens. We owe it to medical science.

Hmmmm...Has anyone ever seen the Albert they call Bad on here at the same time as any of these fishy fellows?.....I always thought there was somethin' with that guy y'know.....Too...........calm........

You know, I've changed my mind Doc. Here, you can have this back - hold on a sec......POIP!.....ah, there you go. Sorry 'bout the color.

Look he just crapped in his hand and now he's offering it to me. I believe this to be some primitive form of greeting within their barbaric and provincial customs.

Damn it, Batman- quick- you have to shoot him in the head. That's the only way you can kill them. He's trying to eat my brain.

Got ya sucker!

BadAlbert is a hybrid; a half-breed if you will. He posses the ability to not only expose himself in the sun, (which he has been known to do to women jogging in the park after a few drinks too many) but also to blend amongst the rest of us. He is very formidable in this manner and should be treated with extreme caution (especially if you like to jog in the park).

Suck it, you POS. I'll debate you any day on anything you wish to discuss. Name the time. I'll eat you for breakfast you arrogant, elitist prick. Only a loser with too much time on his or her hands would even notice who posts what where.

Get bent, d#ckhead.

Hey, douchebag. You forgot to mention KB. He's posted in the conspiracy section more than anyone. Moron...

Whatever man, I know Kevin Booth personally and we're like best friends- and he is so not gonna' invite you to his big birthday bash at the roller rink next week. His mom spent like $500 on just balloons... It's gonna' be so awesome!

..........Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothin' and
You're proud that you're a self-made man, yeah
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please...
Please...

Tryin' to make some sense of it all
But I can see there makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
I don't think that I can take any more
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle
Stuck in the middle
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Stuck in the middle
Stuck in the middle
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothin' and
You're proud that you're a self-made man, yeah
And your friends they all come crawlin'
And slap you on the back and say
Please...
I say please...

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Oh, yeah
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
With you, with you, with you...

They have nothing to do with me. I'm innocent of all charges this time. My alter egos have more charm in their first innitial than these mere mortals.

Whats the # for Roxdog? You don't have to censor here. This is a freedom to express yourself messageboard. I mean shit, they even let Dr. Death post on here.

Btw, Dr. Death couldn't debate himself out of a wet paper bag. His usual debate tactics involve little more than accusations of gayness.

That sounds like something a faggot would say.

Goast I've tore your ass one too many times; I can't kick a man while he's down. Well actually I can and often do, I just don't feel like it today.

Some very nice compilations:

Yeah, it's really more habit then anything. I have pretty much sworn to never pay for internet so I mostly only post via my work PC. Thanks for the tip re: Dr. Death

Thanks for the tip re: Dr. Death. Thanks for the tip re: Dr. Death. Wah wah wah. I'm a baby change my diaper...

I will debate you any day of the week about anything. You name it. I'll debate all of you. Infact, I highly encourage the rest of you to take part in the debate. We'll have one giant mass-debating session.

Awesome. Email me @ roxdog@gmail.com and I can have you on my show live for everyone to hear next Tuesday @ 8Pm Central.

Can't wait...

Oh yeah dude that is so awesome I will so totally be there. Hey, you know, by the way, just curious here...

What in the flying fuck are you talking about?

Ok, sorry for thinking you were intelligent enough to figure it out.

I have a show, Tuesdays, 8pm...I want to have you on so I can make you look like an @ssclown. Email me, roxdog@gmail.com and I'll send you my call-in number.

Yeah, because you clearly explained that. I'm sure it made sense in your head anyway. You know they've done expirements on lower primates and found they actually have the capability to see things through another's perspective; quite interesting really. I suppose that was somewhat assuming of me to take for granted you have the reasoning skills equal or greater to that of a fucking monkey.

What show? Who are you? What channel? Do you know Geraldo Rivera?

It's no matter daddio, be there or be square. Expect to see me with all my posse in my new souped up hotrod. I hope you know how to burn rubber, chump; cuz' I got a feelin' you'll be eating my dust.

Oh, one more thing- Dr. Death doesn't just simply "call-in" to your little "show". I will require a full appearence interview paid upfront. You will supply with my own no-amenity-spared, luxury trailer complete with fully stocked bar and female personal assistant.

Jeeeez...take 'er easy fella....OK - so DrDeath is a bit arrogant..and quite possibly comes off as a bit of a loser sometimes..and obviously yeah, he has a lot of time on his hands right now but....shit, where was I going with this?...well anyway here, have a selection box..it's not much but it might lighten yer mood.

Et tu Jacky? Is that why you haven't written me lately...? Christ, I guess that just sort of proves you weren't worth my time to begin with. Thanks for letting me know that.

Don't read the post above this one because it hurt Jacky's feelings and she apoligized profusely and took everything back and begged for me to bang her up the ass. I think she's super-cool A #1. She's a bit of alright, yeah baby.

Roxydog on the other hand, has not yet asked for me to bang him up the ass. I have little concern for this matter however, as it is clearly little more than an oversight on his part.

Ha... now I realise where I know you from...

Oh good one. Yes that's very clever for you. The people who change your bed pan and wipe your ass must be thrilled at the progress you're making.

Rox, that's the type of crap post that makes me want to go "Bad Dog.....NO! That's a Bad Dog! you go outside, not in here, Bad Dog!" then rub your nose in it.

Well I guess it makes sense then, being a "sewer dweller" and all, right?

I'd rather live in a sewer than with the Three Stooges of the 21st Century.

Why don't you just go to the hose, drink you some water? Like the dog you are.

I haven't seen that one. Is that where they all got laser eyes and bionic limbs and stuff like that?

Because that'd be pretty kick-ass.

This aired once

More nice compilations

A Top Ten list. Not quite the one I would have come up with, but entertaining.