And the correct way to post it ([ youtube ]eZTfzQvJh3Y[ /youtube ] without the spaces):


The clip is from The Aristocrats by Penn Jilette, hilarious movie that consists of different comedians telling that joke. My favourite is Gilbert Gottfrieds version from the roast of Hugh Hefner:



http://www.thearistocrats.com/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/

Thanks for helping out the new guy Zero

Yeah? thanks Zero. I must be totally thick about this, so I'm going to try it out[ youtube ]wg5GP3qMx4g[ youtube ]

I followed the instructions to the book...nothing. Somebody is doing voodoo on me - fess up fuckers !

It works. No voodoo required. Kind of a lame video though.

Awesome thanks bro. Now I will go to the conspiracy boards and post all sorts of crap.

You also missed the / in the closing tag. This is the way to do it:


Also had to add another gem from Mr. T:

Oooh... I can't see it. Is it the "Mother" song?

Anyway Sarah Silverman is great. I'd like to present her with my own personal award.

Sarah Silverman burns Paris Hellspawn. I like her honesty and she's sassy with it.

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc. "
Found a working link: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b3e_1180945325
Edit: Or maybe it was this video? http://www.metacafe.com/watch/232444/sarah...s_paris_hilton/

Thank you Zero, it was the first clip at the MTV ceremony.There are longer clips on youtube with her entire set that night, or maybe they've been pulled too. I think she's one of the better comediennes to come out of the US in a long while.

I would abuse Sarah Silverman in oh so many ways, she turns my cock into a rod of hot iron.

Mine too! Let's start a club!

I already have a club. And I'm beating it.

So.....you like Jewish girls, huh?

Brunettes.

Sarah Silverman's not Jewish, she's mexican.

I like blonde girls who adopt animal names on obscure forums.

And Jewish girls too, I suppose.

My standards are not that high at this point, though, come one, cum all!

It is her standards you need to worry about.

If she has ever done it with a plague-infected, scab-laden alsatian with a puss-oozing pizzle and a penchant for humping furniture then you may be in with a chance.

I love girls with low standards.

I love girls with low-slung necklines and high-line skirts, but that is just because I'm currently going through a trashy phase.

I'll be back on sophisticated ladies next week. Hopefully quite literally.

You're Gordon Fucking Ramsey aint ya ? YOU SLAG

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

I like a guy who drives a malibu.

Fat-bottom girls, you make this rockin' world go round.

Ugh, fuck song references. Lameness!

You must not be a fan of cake.

You can't use that picture. It's too confussing. I see it and I skip reading the name, and I think it's BB posting.

Just remember, I'm the fancy badger. He's a puppet, I'm fancy.

And I actually like Cake, just not that song. My sister had that song on a NOW CD and she would play it non-stop.

I need to stop falling in love with girls that I find strapped to tables and leaking fluids.

Today is a happy day. I always thought this GIF was like some raunchy gag on the Sarah Silverman Show. I mean given the silliness of it, and it looks just like her right...? so one would assume... Nope.

http://wankdb.com/v/314653/Fuck-That-Clown-Gameshow-Whore/

Maybe it is teenage Sarah getting into the biz. The mime part was great! I felt like I was in the Party thread and the Thread of Slack all at the same time! Oh, Sarah.

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.

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Thank you, bot. I almost forgot about the greatest porn ever. Hey speaking of, remember when Jewsica Rabbi first registered and it was all porn of herself. But it was shitty porn. But not as bad as her shitty posts? And then... uh... the... uh... The Milky Cowboy... uh... punched her in the ovaries, wham!

I mean he should have. Because if you find a girl attractive before she has kids -- you don't after. If you meet her after she has kids, then yeah. But you can't actually be like, I knew that pussy when it was intact and am unphased by the fact it is now the jowls of a St. Bernard. Can't do it. No man in the world can. Not even Sunupu.

Jewsica Rabbi... why did I never think of that before?

The chick's name is Kelly Cornflake, and that was the only film she was ever in. Very Interesting. I think this topic is under the wrong section.