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Dr. Death
You're the reason it's dead, dipshit.

Know how I know this is true? Cuz you ain't me. And I ain't reading this.

You can go ahead and piss and moan some more about it, whenever you decide to check in, the handful of you left. Go take a hard look in the mirror while you wait for somebody else to post.
FunkBone
I located a mirror, took a hard look, and was rewarded with a whole bunch of handsome.
Goatgirluk
I have a three way mirror, to the right I see a whole bunch of handsome ( Hey FB x) and to the left I see you Doc...sweating with your dick in your hand. I look straight ahead and I see nobody, I musta got lost along the way.


sunupu
I can't speak for everyone else, but I stopped posting here when I realized I was sick of the endless cycle of cynicism and self-gratification. I didn't like who I was becoming. It reached a high point where I didn't even want to bemoan the bemoaning any more, realized there was nothing to be gained from these conversations.

Why did I stop posting? Simple - I decided I'd rather be happy.
FunkBone
I remember when you stopped posting - That was a Good Day
sunupu
Do the math - the more time and energy you invest here flinging shit like a chimpanzee the less you're investing elsewhere. Who gives a fuck whether or not you can win arguments on a forum? It's like owning a billion dollars in Monopoly money.

There's a reason the most consistent posters here are fat self-loathing slobs - they have nothing else to offer. I'd rather put in real work than just build myself a tinfoil Crown and appoint myself king of the interwebz.
Jessica Rabbit
There stands death, a bluish distillate in a cup without a saucer......or something like that.
FunkBone
Tits! Or g..., no, just tits.
Jessica Rabbit
QUOTE(FunkBone @ Aug 23 2015, 08:00 PM) *

Tits! Or g..., no, just tits.


I'm sure they've made their rounds.
The Sandman
No matter what happens, I still find myself coming back here from time to time, however, I think many of us got slapped on the lips by life's demands. Fuck it, it's good to see everyone is still breathing.
Dr. Death
QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Jul 20 2015, 07:54 AM) *

I have a three way mirror, to the right I see a whole bunch of handsome ( Hey FB x) and to the left I see you Doc...sweating with your dick in your hand. I look straight ahead and I see nobody, I musta got lost along the way.


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QUOTE(Jessica Rabbit @ Aug 15 2015, 09:07 PM) *

There stands death, a bluish distillate in a cup without a saucer......or something like that.


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If only I'd known that... Would've been like taking candy from a 2-year-old...

3 jobs, nose to the grindstone. 2 prominent leading-industry companies--and no, not the food service industry--along with that government agency that predates the revolution. Death 2.1 came last January.
FunkBone
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Nedak
I only really miss BadAlbert. And Funkbone, but he's always with me in spirit.

Sunupu is okay too. Eh, scratch that. No, no, I'm going to stand by it.
BadAlbert
Hey gang! Hello Nedak, long time no see.

I miss the old place slightly, when it was a laugh. But that is pretty much the same for the internet generally. The horrors of real life have certainly been shaking their withered, wraith-like fists in my still pretty face the last few years. Like fo' realzies, yo.

Dr. Death
I miss the fact that back in 2005, I didn't Google, "Some other set of complete fucking losers online", and ended up wasting an entire decade of my life. I mean imagine the possibilities of that potential choice! Right Miss BadAlbert?
BadAlbert
You could have joined the Bon Jovi forum. You probably still could. Imagine those possibilities?
Nedak
QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Feb 15 2016, 06:40 PM) *

Hey gang! Hello Nedak, long time no see.

I miss the old place slightly, when it was a laugh. But that is pretty much the same for the internet generally. The horrors of real life have certainly been shaking their withered, wraith-like fists in my still pretty face the last few years. Like fo' realzies, yo.



Glad to see you're alive. I hope you and the family are doin' okay in that Shireland of Scotland. I'm frankly surprised Death is alive.
BadAlbert
I am mostly still alive. Family life has been somewhat on the hellish side for a while, turns out we were visited by the autism fairy. Twice. Jolly nice of her. No, no, we said, we have received our full quota! Alas we were not heeded. It's no surprise to me that Death is still with us. Vegans live forever. How are you these days?
Dr. Death
QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Feb 26 2016, 03:56 AM) *

You could have joined the Bon Jovi forum. You probably still could. Imagine those possibilities?


I'm half-way there BadAlbert. Woah, living on a prayer.

I tell you something, since you're here reading this... and so you are obviously reading this... None of this means anything. I cracked the code. Figured out life. Cunt face (Guess who cunt face is?) doesn't bother me. I've learned to embrace my fellow man and know happiness, yadda yadda yadda... Like here's the fucking epilogue, shitfuck.

But whatever, I ain't the guy you know; you ain't shit to me; I ain't shit to you, so eat a fucking shit. Like, Nedak is all, boo-hoo I miss BadAlbert, LOL. STFU pussy motherfucker, you miss dick. Oh then we got that little faggot never says something, just observing, the you-know-if-you-know motherfucker. Bro, please swallow a shotgun shell fired off straight into your fucking skull, you dull retard motherfucker. Can I just say that? For the good of humanity? More 02 for the rest of us? Maybe?

Nah, but I'm really, really happy fucking nice-spirited guy these days. (I don't know if you can tell). And it's all good... and I maybe I been a shithead, learned a shithead skill-set a good-guy wouldn't normally pick up, ya know? Nothing wrong with that. But like I said, I got it all figured out, and I would most certainly share it if you guy's didn't eat fat dicks, but hey, somebody has got to eat fat dicks, might as well be you. That's your role in life you know, you're doing your part. Thanks for the laughs, even if they were mostly at your expense.

But nah man, I think if I can ever make time and coordinate the train schedule, I might take another shot at stand up, since I damn sure wasn't born to do anything else in life... But nah man, the parking and all that, getting in there, need to see how late them trains run, figure out the fucking logistics of that shit. But nah man... I really hope you guys feel like shit, because that's what you are, but the rest of humanity is alright in my book. Smiles and Kisses, your pal Dr. D. Fuck you. Choke on a dick.
Jessica Rabbit
Well as long as we're sharing feelings.....

BadgerBob
I feel your pain.

You have an in-grown soul.

Me? I have written and published a novel. I am writing another.

I got poetry published and am writing more.

I... like pina coladas. I like walks in the rain. My star sign is Capricorn. My inside leg measurement is... hard to work out as the tape measure slides off the shit smears. I have IBS.

I like sighing. Long, lovely sighs of disappointment.
BadAlbert
If only Tom Paulin was alive. I would be happy to make snide remarks in regard to your work (I am not implying that Mr Paulin would do such a thing). Please send me a bound copy with money stuffed inside for favourable review, and/or snide remarks. However you prefer. Evening.
Codeine
QUOTE(Dr%2E%20Death @ Mar 26 2016, 04:42 AM) *

I'm half-way there BadAlbert. Woah, living on a prayer.

I tell you something, since you're here reading this... and so you are obviously reading this... None of this means anything. I cracked the code. Figured out life. Cunt face (Guess who cunt face is?) doesn't bother me. I've learned to embrace my fellow man and know happiness, yadda yadda yadda... Like here's the fucking epilogue, shitfuck.

But whatever, I ain't the guy you know; you ain't shit to me; I ain't shit to you, so eat a fucking shit. Like, Nedak is all, boo-hoo I miss BadAlbert, LOL. STFU pussy motherfucker, you miss dick. Oh then we got that little faggot never says something, just observing, the you-know-if-you-know motherfucker. Bro, please swallow a shotgun shell fired off straight into your fucking skull, you dull retard motherfucker. Can I just say that? For the good of humanity? More 02 for the rest of us? Maybe?

Nah, but I'm really, really happy fucking nice-spirited guy these days. (I don't know if you can tell). And it's all good... and I maybe I been a shithead, learned a shithead skill-set a good-guy wouldn't normally pick up, ya know? Nothing wrong with that. But like I said, I got it all figured out, and I would most certainly share it if you guy's didn't eat fat dicks, but hey, somebody has got to eat fat dicks, might as well be you. That's your role in life you know, you're doing your part. Thanks for the laughs, even if they were mostly at your expense.

But nah man, I think if I can ever make time and coordinate the train schedule, I might take another shot at stand up, since I damn sure wasn't born to do anything else in life... But nah man, the parking and all that, getting in there, need to see how late them trains run, figure out the fucking logistics of that shit. But nah man... I really hope you guys feel like shit, because that's what you are, but the rest of humanity is alright in my book. Smiles and Kisses, your pal Dr. D. Fuck you. Choke on a dick.



You are the unchanging constant of the universe that Einstein was always looking for. How time makes fools of us all.
BadgerBob
Time makes papier mache models of its own genitals, and stores them in an endless cupboard under its pointless fucking stairs... stairs it cannot be arsed to climb.

Fucking time... I hate the cunt.
Nedak
QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Mar 7 2016, 01:29 PM) *

I am mostly still alive. Family life has been somewhat on the hellish side for a while, turns out we were visited by the autism fairy. Twice. Jolly nice of her. No, no, we said, we have received our full quota! Alas we were not heeded. It's no surprise to me that Death is still with us. Vegans live forever. How are you these days?


That's unfortunate about the bergers visiting your family. Hope the kids are able to cope with it a little, but I'm sure that's hard. You've got three little ones, right?

I'm quite good. Just graduated university and got myself engaged to a foreign lady (Canada). Just taking a vacation for right now until I have to go home and be a big boy.

BadAlbert
QUOTE(Nedak @ Jun 17 2016, 03:30 PM) *

That's unfortunate about the bergers visiting your family. Hope the kids are able to cope with it a little, but I'm sure that's hard. You've got three little ones, right?

I'm quite good. Just graduated university and got myself engaged to a foreign lady (Canada). Just taking a vacation for right now until I have to go home and be a big boy.


You are mixing with another RACE? The SHAME! What were you doing at university? I did some humanities, didn't really get me anywhere, but I did earn a bit of paper that says 'dude might not be stoopid.' so that was nice. Not practical, but nice. Yes, 3 kids, 2 of whom have autism. Makes life a total nightmare at times, in even the smallest ways. It's no fun at all.


Nedak
QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Jul 6 2016, 01:58 AM) *

You are mixing with another RACE? The SHAME! What were you doing at university? I did some humanities, didn't really get me anywhere, but I did earn a bit of paper that says 'dude might not be stoopid.' so that was nice. Not practical, but nice. Yes, 3 kids, 2 of whom have autism. Makes life a total nightmare at times, in even the smallest ways. It's no fun at all.


I should be tarred and feathered in the streets for my sin. I studied Communication (t.v. production, journalism and generally being an asshole). I can get some okay jobs with it. Working with some marijuana companies in Seattle, spreading seeds like Johnny Appleseed. You should do what my dad did and just tell them to walk it off. But no, seriously, I hope that becomes more manageable and less not manageable.
BadAlbert
The older one is just into drugs and crime really, don't think that will change anytime soon. More hope for the younger one, especially as the problem has been identified so much earlier. I did communication at college level which lead to a degree in media and culture. There was a lot of fascinating stuff, but a bit of a mashup of subjects. Semiotics and signs was interesting, especially when put together with advertising, and media/propaganda etc. Loved all that. I couldn't even get interviews for basic library jobs after university though. I blame that on a poor cv and just generally not giving a fuck. Not giving a fuck can hinder one's progress in the job market.
sunupu
How have I been? Wow, thanks for asking!

I tried killing myself twice, once by parking my car on train tracks (I pussed out to nobody's surprise) and another by swallowing pills (I got too drunk, threw them up and still ended up getting my stomach pumped). That was coming up on two years ago now. I got checked into a loony bin for a week, moved back in with my parents, got a job and started rebuilding from scratch.

I'm better now. I work a shit job as a dishwasher, but it's never too busy and I have a lot of downtime to write and do shows. I've got a lot of things I'm currently working on (as always), but I don't really want to go into details. I try to be about it more than talking about it, which for me is a step forward.

I miss the old forums, but it wasn't helping. A few of you were cool, kind of. Meh.
Jessica Rabbit
QUOTE(sunupu @ Aug 8 2016, 06:08 PM) *

How have I been? Wow, thanks for asking!

I tried killing myself twice, once by parking my car on train tracks (I pussed out to nobody's surprise) and another by swallowing pills (I got too drunk, threw them up and still ended up getting my stomach pumped). That was coming up on two years ago now. I got checked into a loony bin for a week, moved back in with my parents, got a job and started rebuilding from scratch.

I'm better now. I work a shit job as a dishwasher, but it's never too busy and I have a lot of downtime to write and do shows. I've got a lot of things I'm currently working on (as always), but I don't really want to go into details. I try to be about it more than talking about it, which for me is a step forward.

I miss the old forums, but it wasn't helping. A few of you were cool, kind of. Meh.


I'm sorry you went through that. Glad you're better 😊
russetbabe
Good lord, you're all still here. Didn't even realise I missed the old place until I stumbled back here. Feel like a whole new different person these days. Jury's still out on whether or not that is a good thing.
FunkBone
There is really nobody here. I suspect those other guys are bots. I'm probably responding to a bot. You bitch!
russetbabe
QUOTE(FunkBone @ Oct 27 2017, 09:23 PM) *

There is really nobody here. I suspect those other guys are bots. I'm probably responding to a bot. You bitch!

Maybe I am a bot. Maybe that's what changed. One trip back to this place, and I am already doubting my own existence. Sounds about right.
FunkBone
So why do you feel like a different person these days?
russetbabe
QUOTE(FunkBone @ Nov 1 2017, 01:19 AM) *

So why do you feel like a different person these days?

Yikes! A serious question.

Honestly? I didnít realise that I did, until coming back and reading a couple of posts from here. It just brought back how I felt back then. I spent my twenties travelling, and not really being sure what I wanted. Then, I decided on an education, so went back to university. Dragged that out as long as I could by doing a PhD. Everything was always Ďonce the PhD is finishedí, and then Ďonce Iíve got a jobí. Now I have. And a husband. And children. When I was posting here, I guess that listening to people like Bill Hicks was part of trying to work out who I was, and, in a way, who I wanted to be when I Ďgrew upí. Now I guess Iím there, and so I donít question things in the same way that I did. Even though I never really got any answers.

The more decisions you make, the more your options narrow. In some ways itís good, because life becomes less complicated. In other ways, itís bad, because you limit yourself. You donít have lifeís crippling uncertainties, but at the same time, you donít have the euphoria of endless possibilities.

Mid-life crisis, perhaps? Tricky. I canít really afford a sports car right now.

TL;DR: Got old.
FunkBone
Got older. There are always endless possibilities, maybe not euphoric ones, er....DON'T PANIC.
russetbabe
QUOTE(FunkBone @ Nov 2 2017, 02:17 AM) *

Got older. There are always endless possibilities, maybe not euphoric ones, er....DON'T PANIC.

Not panicking - revisiting an older version of me just set me off on a bit of a introspective train of thought.

So, what have I missed? Any excitement over the last 8 or 9 years?
FunkBone
Imma slightly grayer version of the guy who's hair color was probably never known to you. The world is still flat as far as I can tell. I made a video (and accompanying image) about how South Park season 2 episode 11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods (the plane*arium episode) was a flat earth episode. I disputed Viacom's copyright claim under Fair Use, but lost. I shared it to a few facebook groups, but the youtubers that would go nuts over it will probably never see it. Back in the day I would not have slept until I figured out how to embed a facebook video - a link might work: South Park Plane*arium.
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BadgerBob
I am calling out to the spirit realm.

Is anybody there?

Anybody?













Cunts.
FunkBone
It was worth a shot.
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