Some funny stuff

I followed a link to "Hispanics" which had not been written yet. So I wrote it. Let's see if it stays up there or what they do:

Hispanics are a typically light brown complected people originating from the Central and South Americas, but notedly have a tendency to migrate north due to an inborn genetic chemical imbalance of their equilibrium. Hispanics have many admirable qualities, making them a key component to the kickassity that is the clenched iron fist of the God-loved American Empire. They excell in any form of menial task or feudalistic drudgery, have a high tolerance to alcoholic consumption, and maintain the delicate balance of the unregistered pharmaceutical trade partnerships both in country and abroad.

Hispanics are a generally tight-knit association of individuals and are well known for there progresive venturing in the experimental boundaries of individual-to-space ratio, challenging the preset limitations of maximum occupancy in both the domestic and automotive frontiers. They also love tacos, white women, vintage land-cruisers (often adorned with fuzzy, shiny, or religious peripherals), yard sales, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (the playful, informal moniker Holmes being incorporated often in their native tongue of Hispanish), shooting, stabbing, and white women.

http://www.wikiality.com/Hispanics

All true. How's this one?:

Soldiers

Soldiers are often soft headed, boldly overexcitable people with the desire to serve an unseen, all knowing government for the sole purpose of killing enemies foreign and domestic. They excel at almost nothing besides violence and destruction and if left to their own devices would live in a box, eat from a garbage can, and yell obscenities at passersby. Most have the same qualities as hispanics except the love of white women is a universal love and not just limited to hispanics. They are constant, heavy cigarette smokers and long time mountain dew fanatics with a penchant for donuts and tequila. Often times after enlistment, a resistance to the programming of boot camp will arrise, resulting in a threat of brig time and demotion to return the recruit back to the "correct" path of military life. Usually a useful tactic.

Put your apple up on my desk Dick. I thought it was funny anyway.

Thi is the link to soldier http://www.wikiality.com/Soldiers

You wrote that? That's some of your best stuff. I mean it could be edited very slightly but that's excellent.

My mentality is so far removed from even the most uncharacteristicly self-confirmed, free-spirited of my peers here that I could give a shit less. I do love Mountain Dew and cigarettes though.

Oh- and the guy's like "Nice start but you need to add to it."

Nice start?

Nice Start???

Fuck you, asshole.

I don't know what thesaurus this guy's using, but mine doesn't list the word "nice" as being synonymous with absolute fuckin' genius.

for some strange reason I am flattered, but wondering why you didn't think it was gay.

I thought it was gay.

You're all gay , it's official.

They asked me to continue to elaborate on my entry.

"they" do that.

hmmm...

That is so unbelievably weak. It is generally my policy to ignore weak posts, as any attention they get just perpetuates the problem, but every once in a while I come across a post so weak that an example must be made of it. Your last is one of those. This is your first official notice of weak posting. It is not illegal and there are no official consequences. This notice is simply a public service to inform you that weak posts are unnecessary and avoidable. Help others by helping yourself. And take the dick out of your mouth.

I am incapable of weak posts for I am The Reenforcer. I reenforce weak posts. Like most all of yours. Including the last one. Here, let me help you with that, again. I'll just put this up against your last post and......viola: reenforcement.



and Like I said before....It's my dick...just cuz you can't get yours in there doesn't mean you have to hate. Can we all stop using the dick in your mouth thing now? I hate having to reenforce posts with that in it.

I added to the hispanics page if you want to check it out.

Also I added to the KISS page:

=Members=
*Gene Simmons: Bass, Vocals, Shoots fire from atleast one known orifice, illegitimate father to a small amish communities worth of carnies, bar-flys, tire/lube mechanics, and trailer park custodians.

*Paul Stanley: Rhythm Guitar, Vocals, Started wearing star-makeup to signify the deeply [[patriotic]] union between he and his first wife (now deceased) due to the fact she was a zebra. Currently involved with a female marmoset he met through mutual friend/bandmate Eric Singer.

*Eric Singer: Drums, Wears gay cat makeup, Housebroken, Likes being scratched behind the ears, Good with children and other wierdos.

*Tommy Thayer: Replaced original lead guitarist Ace Frehley in 2002, Cyborg, owns complete set of Dukes of Hazard memorabilia collection plates, Harbors a well-known fondness for cheese danish.

This was from a link that hadn't been written on the polar bears page. I wrote Ice 9.

http://www.wikiality.com/Colbear

http://www.wikiality.com/Polar_bears

http://www.wikiality.com/Ice_9

Ice 9, not to be confused with Mambo #5 - the irresistably irresistable, groundbreaking, internationally renowned, smash-hit, dance sensation, blow-out, legendary pop/merengue hybrid extravaganza by known hispanic Lou Bega; who is not to be confused with Lou Vega, offensive lineman/defensive lineman for the Fort Wayne Fusion of the af2; who is no to be confused with Vega from Streetfighter II; is the top-ranking polar bear terrorist. Pocessesing the tenacity, cunning, tenacious cunningness, cunning tenacifility, cunnalingtacity, and bear-like abilities second only to that of Colbear, he is a true force to be reckoned with. Much like the force from Star Wars. Or the force in which Star Wars nerds edit every page in Wikiality so that they all tend to include something about Star Wars.

Background
Ice 9's characteristical unpredictably makes him a dangerous and tricky lot to be delt with; even to Las Vegas's own most seasoned and accomplished veteran dealers. Though he has been known to wear fur (a known bane to democrats, communists and Hate America Firsters) on at least one recorded occasion, it is alleged to be a natural fur that grows from his body (much as democrats, communists, Hate America Firsters and the lesser sects of humanity grew asexually from reptillian eggs believed to originate on an earthen sub-level between Hell and the Los Angeles sewer system) thus indicating he parades himself around as a liberal - or anti-American - nudist.

Yeah...I bet all the girls say that.

I added this to Ice 9... (also I added a pic with a caption but I'm not sure how I'd put it on here)

Sexual Orientation
Like most gay polar bears, Ice 9 is a homosexual. Not surprisingly, he has been recorded as the gayest polar bear ever in existence; registering in at a whopping average of 245% gayer than the average bear. His gayness does not come easy however, long are his hours spent dedicated to baking snickerdoodles, hand-embroidered table decor, celebrity scrapbooks, juxtaposing vintage fashion ensembles with a uniquely distinguished and boisterous conteporary flair, and crying over Bette Midler movies.

I haven't heard you this sunny in a month of Sundays, I think you've found your forte Dick. Good for you.

Whatever... I found your face... Under a pile of horse semen...