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BadAlbert



Tried to embed this but it was just showing up as text.
MENthish
It may be the dash in the ID, I'll check and fix if possible...

update: Maybe you pasted the code wrong, you only paste the characters after the equals sign for YouTube videos. Whatever the case, fixed and this is a great video!
BadAlbert
When I copied and pasted the embedding code for the video then posted the object (video) didn't show up, just the code so I just put the url instead. Thanks for sorting it.
GOAsT
I liked this one.






BTW, are you on strike BA?
No new vlog for over a week. WTF?
GOAsT
Now I see BA! You are not on strike, you extreme vlogger, I am but a retarded You Tube watcher.
BadAlbert
Lol, nah, not on strike. Thought you must have missed some smile.gif
BadAlbert
Had to add this one - his latest, classic!


sacredadmin
Oh no. These last ones are all private videos now!? sad.gif
BadAlbert
Yeah, he's moved alot of his stuff to different sites and things, he did have about 100 videos up. sad.gif He said he's put quite a few on revver.com.
seanbedlam
QUOTE(sacredadmin @ Dec 2 2006, 07:10 PM) *

Oh no. These last ones are all private videos now!? sad.gif

I made a bunch private because I've put out so many- they can't all be good! I know there's a bunch where I somehow forgot to be be frickin' funny.

QUOTE(seanbedlam @ Dec 21 2006, 03:34 PM) *

I made a bunch private because I've put out so many- they can't all be good! I know there's a bunch where I somehow forgot to be be frickin' funny.

The 'N' Word one is back up now...
BadAlbert
Hello sean!
GOAsT
Hey Sean, welcome to this wonderful forum. Watch out for that "BadAlbert" character. He is a real shady bloke. Thanks for putting the N-word video back up.
seanbedlam
QUOTE(BadAlbert @ Dec 21 2006, 04:12 PM) *

Hello sean!

Hi Bad. It's xmas, please kill me.
seanbedlam
QUOTE(GOAsT @ Dec 21 2006, 06:34 PM) *

Hey Sean, welcome to this wonderful forum. Watch out for that "BadAlbert" character. He is a real shady bloke. Thanks for putting the N-word video back up.

G'day. smile.gif I'm going through me vids to find which ones I can put back up. Plus, I'm working on my grammar and that.
MENthish
I have to say, if it weren't for the people in the forum here I would have totally missed out. I really, really enjoy these videos and so far, they're all absolutely hilarious!

You have 100's of them!? I for one cannot get enough, so the more online the better I say! smile.gif
seanbedlam
QUOTE(Vanson Studios @ Dec 22 2006, 04:57 PM) *

I have to say, if it weren't for the people in the forum here I would have totally missed out. I really, really enjoy these videos and so far, they're all absolutely hilarious!

You have 100's of them!? I for one cannot get enough, so the more online the better I say! smile.gif

Well, there's about 30 on Myspace, and if you do something technical with this address, you'll find those "The Early Weeks" videos there: http://www.myspace.com/seanbedlam

There are 40 videos public on Youtube, right now, but there are 180 others privated. I'm currently going through that 180 to either make them public if they're good, or reedit them if they make want to die of embarrassment.

So there ya go! smile.gif
MENthish
Thanks, good to know I will be laughing a lot this weekend! laugh.gif
Goatgirluk
You are one funny Mutha Mr Bedlam, I suspect the stand up circuit awaits you. It's refreshing to see new blood/acidic wit, but without losing any of the pathos that comedy enables.

I understand that YouTwat will be starting up a new TV channel, maybe you and BadAlbert should put yourslves forward as YouTwat originals?
seanbedlam
QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Jan 15 2007, 01:08 AM) *

You are one funny Mutha Mr Bedlam, I suspect the stand up circuit awaits you. It's refreshing to see new blood/acidic wit, but without losing any of the pathos that comedy enables.

I understand that YouTwat will be starting up a new TV channel, maybe you and BadAlbert should put yourslves forward as YouTwat originals?

Thankyou kindly. I actually restarted my stab at standup a couple weeks ago, failing dreadfully at an open mic here in Melbourne. I get to do it again in a few days, hopefully less shithousely. Gotta get this flop sweat part of the early journey out of the way......
Dr. Death
QUOTE(GOAsT @ Dec 21 2006, 02:34 AM) *

Hey Sean, welcome to this wonderful forum. Watch out for that "BadAlbert" character. He is a real shady bloke. Thanks for putting the N-word video back up.


Bloke? Bloke?! Bloke???

You faggot. You're American. Christ... Douchbag... Do I even have to explain to you why you sound stupid? Take some pride in you fucking heritage. Whether you agree with American political policy or not is inconsiquental- totally arbitrary in this circumstance. You're making me embarrassed. Have some self respect. Good God man.

Anyway, so the guy you're talking about- he joined up and started posting here...? Right. Well I'll have you know I for one know Shawn Bedlamb personally as it might turn out... and I'll be the first to tell you, your sir, are no Shaun Bendlam.
Goatgirluk



This is one of my favourites. 17 schools! I thought 8 was bad enough, but it does lend itself to honing ones skills as a joker, it's the fastest ice breaker.

Mr Bedlam, on second thoughts, I don't think stand up is the best option. You face is made for close up as it lends weight and translation to whats beng said. Not that I know shit about these things, but I'm very good on hunches.
seanbedlam
QUOTE(Goatgirluk @ Feb 4 2007, 11:59 AM) *




This is one of my favourites. 17 schools! I thought 8 was bad enough, but it does lend itself to honing ones skills as a joker, it's the fastest ice breaker.

Mr Bedlam, on second thoughts, I don't think stand up is the best option. You face is made for close up as it lends weight and translation to whats beng said. Not that I know shit about these things, but I'm very good on hunches.


As of a few days ago, standup is on the backburner again. I'm thinking I've got a growing audience with these
videos, so why arse it up? If the internet explodes I can go do standup! smile.gif
sacredadmin
Because it's true. It's funny...




oops, sorry. back on track here...


charismagician
You are funny. I like laughing with you. intellectual and hilarious! now get back to doing what you love so I can laugh some more...please. Thank you
Goatgirluk
While driving this morning (01.05.07) and listening to the radio, I'm sure I heard a Sean Bedlam soundbite.This is the link for the radio showhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/djs/, click on Chris Moyles (I can't stand the twat, but the girls are always hijacking my music choices) show for tues(today) and fast forward to 1.42 , is it just me ? I could swear it's him.Check it out.
BadAlbert
Yep, that's the seanster alright.
Shiva
QUOTE(BadAlbert @ May 1 2007, 04:25 PM) *

Yep, that's the seanster alright.


So, what we gonna do 'bout it then ? I say he (C Moyles) gets bombarded with emails requesting Sean be given credit and/or at least some more airtime, he's obviously been watching certain channels, so it's make or break (his kneecaps) time, right BA ? ..pitchforks and flaming torches to the right, a bitchslap for those who choose left. You now CM has a mighty reputation for skimming other peoples ideas and passing them off as his own, to say he's unpopular within the industry is an understatement.
BadAlbert
I've conversed with the holy sean himself re this matter (miss GG was given full credit, rest assured), but he says it's not him at all.

I was sure it was him too.
Goatgirluk
QUOTE(BadAlbert @ May 2 2007, 02:41 AM) *

I've conversed with the holy sean himself re this matter (miss GG was given full credit, rest assured), but he says it's not him at all.

I was sure it was him too.


Well, he's wrong BA, and it's too late to retrieve the shit parcel en route to the studio. So you go and tell Sean to buck up his ideas...it was him and I won't take no for an answer.
seanbedlam
So, ah, can any goat people help me with the small problemo of embedding vids in the thread? I've got all this video goodness to share, but the lovely instructions I've got so far aren't helping. Help me to share my love and I will
touch you deep inside. In the creepiest way I know.
BadAlbert
1 - tags: [youtube ]blahblahblah[ /youtube] (minus all spaces, like this just for illustration purposes)
2 video code: ie - stKPCSbEu0g - from the full vid url eg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stKPCSbEu0g.
3 paste that bit of code between the tags where blahblah appears (replacing blahblah with required code), like so:
Goatgirluk
QUOTE(seanbedlam @ May 12 2007, 06:09 PM) *

So, ah, can any goat people help me with the small problemo of embedding vids in the thread? I've got all this video goodness to share, but the lovely instructions I've got so far aren't helping. Help me to share my love and I will
touch you deep inside. In the creepiest way I know.


As I read that quietly inside my head, It is Seans voice..with all the pauses in the right places to give it that borderline creepy/hysterical edge that I'm hearing..

Sean, you'd make an ace cult leader! imagine the yellow rollers...filled to the brim with adoring,nubile followers. Chains of flowers around an ever growing girth, every whim and quiff catered to....I can just envisage it. " I wanna be touched deep inside " " I wanna be touched deep inside ". When can we sign up ?


Helpful advice for cult leader status.
FunkBone
GG please post the image you created for the waitress when she needed youtube posting instructions. I tried to find it. I want to quote it every time someone asks. Much better than "I can't show you without putting spaces in it", which causes confusion in almost every instance. You should post that image in the Technical Support section. Cheers.
Goatgirluk
Ok Honey,


IPB Image

I can't find the other picture, blame it on the Trojan, or the boogie.
seanbedlam
"If I was God?" A juicy question from a clever chap at Youtube. Fits my Messiah Complex very fucking nicely. Though, being God beats the shit out of
being a disposable human spirit-condom!






Edit : you've put in the tags correctly, so the problem is with the youtube video code. I went on your site to locate the vid, but I couldn't see it. POst the entire link and I will put it up fo you.

Ok, GG figured it out all by herself. It needed a dash- before the code.
seanbedlam
Okay, why the bastarding fuck didn't that work? Poo. Poop. Shit. I'm all out of tears.
Goatgirluk
It would seem that the video code is the problem.
FunkBone
I want to post this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1jSxzuTYBc&mode=...fuck

Pretend these {} are these [].

{youtube}g1jSxzuTYBc{/youtube}

You may have forgotten the slash in the closing code or misspelled 'youtube' to get the error that causes a blank space where the vid should appear.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CFfY9wPkLY&search...cunt

{youtube}-CFfY9wPkLY{/youtube}

seanbedlam
Thanks dudeularities, I think that make sense. Now, on with the stinky, naughty show...
wafflewaitress


Well this one has gotta be the intro on the DVD..

LMFAO
FunkBone
I liked what this guy did with Newhart at the end.


You could watch as many hours of american sitcom as you can stand and then redo "We're Not Pregnant".
This is not a good idea for you personally, but the resultant rant would be gold.
seanbedlam
We're talking nanoseconds, not hours. Check this: a tv producer acquaintance of mine suggested I watch every single piece of neutered Australian TV comedy, so I could then write for these fucking things. She also suggested writing for advertising. That's the problem with people who do a lot of coke and speed: they're always into being "practical" and "realistic". Powders really do destroy the imagination.
FunkBone
You've obviously never done pixie dust. The trick is knowing how to cook it.
IPB Image
Rev. OperaHoser
As I was working up to sermonize on abortion I came across this which deflated my sails, stole my thunder and left me singing the last line in public:

seanbedlam
I've got a blog! Yay for me! Is this the future?

Fucken, I've been a bit conscious of bombarding Youtube with my rants, so only every other vid will go there,
but all of them will arrive at the blog. I don't see any point in getting views from people who haven't got the faintest fucking idea what I'm talking about. Um, when I make a vid that I can watch without being shocked by own capacity for boredom, I will post it here. Self-promotion hurts my soul.


theseanbedlam(dot)blogspot(dot)com
seanbedlam
Shamelessnessnessless:

seanbedlam
So I haven't posted videos here because I felt the quality wasn't happening in my work which I hold dearly to my heart and take very seriously. But yesterday, making a vid for my alternate Youtube channel (theotherbedlam), I pooped out some thoughts on the Olympic Torch. I am almost proud of these thoughts.


MENthish
I have to admit, I have not kept up these last few months.

I am caught up now, which may obviously bring up the subject of the "copyright violation" video.




Where is it?

This hole in the stream is disturbing to say the least...
Goatgirluk
QUOTE(seanbedlam @ Apr 8 2008, 06:45 PM) *

I am almost proud of these thoughts.



You should be proud of your hair! wow it's like a tribute band to Elvis, only problem is it distracts me from what you're saying. Always a joy to watch Mr Bedlam, thanks for sharing.
seanbedlam
Oh goody, prohibition! At last we can free ourselves from making decisions like grown-ups! At last we can put an end to pointlessly freaking-out about drunken
youths and cut to the chase. Yep, it's another beautiful day for Drug Martial Law.

You have been free for to long, my friend, but there's nothing wrong with you a severe crackdown won't fix. Once The Man has finished clamping down on your act, you'll be happily- well, not happily, exactly- wearing a suit and tie, sucking up to your boss, and living the exact same dream as all the other marvellously concerned citizens.

Isn't it peachy to live in the Free World, where you're free to say whatever you want, as long as it isn't "I'd like to be more free, thanks!" As long as you accept the freedom that's been given to you, you can have the time of your life- within reason, naturally.

Thank The Lord, we've worked out that not even teenagers should be allowed to prance about experiencing too much freedom. Right now college students are facing the full force of the law, which will no doubt be a sobering experience- tee-hee!

Ah, it takes me back to Nazi Germany, they really knew how to do things. When did marching in lockstep become a bad thing? I'll never understand people these days, with their malcontent and refusal to fit in. When will they learn that there must be
order? My old daddy used to beat the living shit out me and I turned out alright! Sure I have to take massive amounts of poorly tested antidepressants to mask my extensive
self-loathing, but you won't hear me complain. Complaints are for the poor and the
liberal.

Now, where's my noose, I'm off to hang myself in the garage, I've just realized
what I've become. God Bless!

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